criteria for losing your vote

baaaa

I'll start it off
1.Believing in psychics

Cookie_Monster

Not voting

SV

2. Believing in God/Allah or any other variant

Long Onion

Your Arse says "Juicy" etc etc

ShooterSF

Your vote is in any way influenced by signs stuck up on lamposts.

super_furry

Knowing a politician.

Keogg

Being a woman:D

Reginald P. DuM

You are considering voting Sinn Fein!

Dancor

Turning up to the poling station in your pyjamas.

Long Onion

Dancor wrote: »

Turning up to the poling station in your pyjamas.

Wearing full make up

flanzer

You voted Fianna Fail in the last election

AnonoBoy

baaaa wrote: »

I'll start it off
1.Believing in psychics

Biology too. Load of codswallop the lot of that science malarkey so it is.

--Kaiser--

Spending too much time on Boards....

partyatmygaff

SV wrote: »

2. Believing in God/Allah or any other variant

People who type posts like this.

Mal-Adjusted

If you wear Ugg boots. (don't know what the male equivilant should be, clearly wearing Ugg boots still counts for him:D)

partyatmygaff

Mal-Adjusted wrote: »

If you wear Ugg boots. (don't know what the male equivilant should be, clearly wearing Ugg boots still counts for him:D)

Guys wearing scarves indoors.

Cookie_Monster

Reginald P. DuM wrote: »

You are considering voting Sinn Fein!

What wrong with that (apart from their numpty candidates)

Cookie_Monster

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Biology too. Load of codswallop the lot of that science malarkey so it is.

I bet you read that as physics not psychics

stovelid

Complaining loudly about politicians and their party when you voted for them in the last election.

Throw in a touch of the horsewhip in tandem with suspension of suffrage rights.

TheScribbler

Asking questions of politicians before you vote for them and being prepared to punish them if they renege on promises

Mal-Adjusted

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Biology too. Load of codswallop the lot of that science malarkey so it is.

lol, he means Psycics, not Physics...at least i think

biko

Not voting for Mugabe

TheScribbler

Perhaps he is being Dickension where a 'physic' was another word for a doctor. Then it makes perfect sense

The Saint

SV wrote: »

2. Believing in God/Allah or any other variant

You wouldn't be saying that if Godzillah came to your town and started stomping on polling stations.

TheScribbler

Well he does do it in Zimbabwe!

partyatmygaff

Mal-Adjusted wrote: »

lol, he means Psycics, not Physics...at least i think

lol at the irony.
Correcting peoples reading when you've just spelt the word wrong.
Psychics are con men who charge you €50 p/h to lie to you
Physics is the study of the physical world.

RandolphEsq

Reginald P. DuM wrote: »

You are considering voting Sinn Fein!

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Not voting

Yes to both

SV wrote: »

2. Believing in God/Allah or any other variant

And equally, not believing in any omnipotent being; "Atheism"

minidazzler

Thinking Global warming is real.

Mal-Adjusted

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Guys wearing scarves indoors.

lol, exactly!

TheScribbler

But it was fun reinterpreting you

Jesus Wept

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Not voting

Nonsense.

walshb

Being Blind?

TheScribbler

Believing that politicians mean what they say and say what they mean

Long Onion

You should lose your vote if you are likely to use it in support of any candidate who is likely to enact legislation which may affect the amount of money in my pay check or the comfortable life I have.

TheScribbler

No, that should be a hanging offence

Biggins

For being stupid enough to be taken in by the cash grabbing Scientology org'!

Cookie_Monster

Biggins wrote: »

For being stupid enough to be taken in by cash grabbing Scientology!

the punishment for that should be much higher than just losing your vote!

TheScribbler

For promising to give your vote to the Natural Law Party (remember the Yogaic Fliers?)

GLaDOS

RandolphEsq wrote: »

And equally, not believing in any omnipotent being; "Atheism"

The world belongs to us Agnostics so :cool:

Cookie_Monster

Anyone who is even thinking about voting Bertie for (Dublin) Mayor / (Irish) President when it comes up should be barred

The Saint

walshb wrote: »

Being Blind?

RandolphEsq

ScienceNerd wrote: »

The world belongs to us Agnostics so :cool:

'tis the choice of a true intellectual

TheScribbler

Ah but you wont have to vote for him as EU President, he can be appointed. That's democracy for you!

Hrududu

Question: What are your thoughts on Haughey/Bertie et al?
Answer: Ah shure weren't they cute hoors, fair play, if they can get away with it why not

NO VOTE FOR YOU SIR!

Cookie_Monster

being a wanker

ShooterSF

ScienceNerd wrote: »

The world belongs to us Agnostics so :cool:

Sorry but if the only people that can vote answer the question "Do you think fairies exist?" with "Probably not but we can't be certain" we're in trouble.

TheScribbler

Actually that's probably a plus point!

GLaDOS

ShooterSF wrote: »

Sorry but if the only people that can vote answer the question "Do you think fairies exist?" with "Probably not but we can't be certain" we're in trouble.

There's a hell of a lot more to Agnosticism then just indecision

Pace2008

minidazzler wrote: »

Thinking Global warming is real.

Not understanding that global warming is real and that the contention arises over whether or not humans are responsible for the phenomenon.

Also, biweekly god debate impending.

Stercus Accidit

RandolphEsq wrote: »

'tis the choice of a true intellectual

But how do you know you don't know either way?

Its a very wild assertion to make!:pac:

GLaDOS

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

But how do you know you don't know either way?

Its a very wild assertion to make!:pac:

I have faith that I don't know! You unbelievers wouldn't understand.