If you breast feed, you're wrong...

R0ot · 04-11-2009 1:25pm #1

.. and a pedo apparently. According to someone in the UK today

http://ww1.highlandclassifieds.com/js/mi/c47195/2134841.html

ANTI BREASTFEEDING CAMPAIGN

The 10 most important points:

1. What is a paedophile? (USA spelling: pedophile)
A person who is sexually attracted to children.

2. Are women who enjoy breastfeeding children paedophiles?
Yes they are, because they feel sexually aroused with breastfeeding and some even admit this has led to orgasm. But even if the female clitoris, vagina, ovaries and uterus didn't exist, breasts are sexual in nature, not only because they can provide high physical pleasure in a more sustained manner than the clitoris and the vagina, but also because the mother craves physical contact with the child, eg she wants to have her breasts sucked, and uses the child to satisfy her cravings. This is not love, this is lust. Many women become so addicted that they carry on breastfeeding their children until they are 8 or more years, most in secret. This is not acceptable and is child abuse. Moreover the children are very likely to behave like the mother when they grow up, and the spiral of paedophilia will continue.

3. What are the sexual organs in a woman?
Breasts, clitoris and vagina. They are connected and can communicate with each other and can all give high sexual physical pleasure. Breasts are sexual in nature, just like the clitoris and vagina are. They crave for physical contact and specially sucking. For example, oral sex between adults covers sucking the breasts, sucking the clitoris, sucking the penis. If a woman wants breast physical pleasure she should find another adult to have fun with, not a child.

4. Why is it that some people say that breast milk is best - is it true?
No, it is not true. In fact breast milk has many drawbacks: 1) the mother cannot accurately judge if the child is drinking enough for growth on a day to day basis. 2) cow's milk can be formulated to be just as nutritious or better than breast milk in a consistent manner, eg the mother's milk will vary in quality according to her general health (it is a known fact that diseases like for example AIDS from HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) can be transmitted through breast milk and if a child is breastfed by the wrong mother (or the biological mother is known to have one or more infectious diseases), tests are undertaken to find out if the child has been infected), formula milk is always the same and since it has been ultra heat treated (the ready made type in cartons), it is more safe. Some types of formula milk have prebiotics, special nutrients that are similar to the ones found in some fruit and vegetables and can strengthen the immune system. Moreover after a brief period on formula milk (or if preferred breast milk expressed or pumped into a bottle) some mothers are able to give their babies diluted sterilised or ultra heat treated (UHT) cow's milk, and even add suitable for babies oats or rice milk to the diluted cow's milk, plus suitable for babies, eg very small doses, of extra vitamins and minerals, and the babies flourish and grow well. The main thing is to consult a pedologist regarding the water content of the milk, since babies need to drink enough water, and so on. Diluted home made fruit juices and vegetable soups well sieved and put in a bottle are all part of a baby's healthy diet. In fact, the mother and father should have been eating the right diet at least a year before conception of the baby (plenty of fruit and vegetables as part of a balanced diet) and if applicable should have stopped smoking, drinking alcohol and eating junk food to ensure that sperm and egg quality were at their best and more likely to produce a healthy child. 3) With breastfeeding the father cannot share in feeding the children and may feel left out. 4) The mother becomes addicted to breastfeeding and it can affect her relationship with the father. 5) The mother spends most of her time breastfeeding (some 20 times a day or every half hour), which hinders her and the children intellectually. 6) The father may begin sexually abusing the children because he feels the mother is abusing them with her addiction to breastfeeding. Mutual respect is eroded. Moreover the mother may end up having full oral sex with the children, eg involving the sucking of all sexual organs, and some convicted paedophiles and rapists have admitted that their mothers gave them and expected oral sex. It is clear that breastfeeding is the root of all sexual evil, including rape between brothers and sisters and rape by strangers.

5. Why is it that many people find breastfeeding in public disgusting?
Because they sense there is a sexual element to breastfeeding and that children are being abused.

6. But if most mammals breastfeed, isn't it what nature intended?
Nature is both good and evil. The human brain is complex and capable of making a better choice due to science and technology. The right thing to do is to choose good and not use children as sexual objects.

7. But most children seem to want and enjoy the breast?
Children are born ignorant and will adapt to what is given to them. If a child is fed from birth on formula milk (or if preferred breast milk expressed or pumped into a bottle), he/she will not want or miss the breast. He/she will end up more independent (feeding himself/herself with the bottle) and will get the benefit of being fed by both parents, not just one.

8. Is it true that breast milk helps with a higher IQ in children?
No, the opposite is true. The child (just like the mother) becomes obsessed with the breast and has less interest in his/her surroundings. Breastfeeding on demand not only impairs the intellectual progress of the mother, but also of the children. Moreover, there is biological intelligence and acquired intelligence. Biological intelligence is based on healthy eggs and sperm from parents and grandparents that have lived a healthy lifestyle with plenty of fruit and vegetables. Acquired intelligence has to do with the learning process of a baby. The more intellectual stimulation a baby gets the more connections the brain creates and the more intelligence.

9. Who wrote this page, a woman or a man?
A woman.

10. What advice would you give to women who breastfeed?
Give it up. Be addicted to love, eg helping your child with his/her learning of the world, teaching him/her right from wrong, playing with your child games that may improve his/her intellectual abilities. Research has shown that is never too early to help a child intellectually. For example, even in the womb some babies like to listen to soothing music and their brains can store memories. Lusting after children for sexual gratification is paedophilia and breastfeeding should be made illegal. Men paedophiles are taken to court if they sexually abuse children, women paedophiles should suffer the same fate. If a woman is still keen on giving a child breast milk, use breast pumps to extract the milk or express the milk and put it in a bottle. Resist temptation. Don't use children as sexual objects.

If you have any comments, please send an email to the Anti Breastfeeding Campaign. Click on Message at the top of this page.
NOTES:
1. Please don't say: "Virgin Mary breastfed, was she a paedophile?" How could a virgin have a baby without sex in those days? IMPOSSIBLE. If she enjoyed breastfeeding, she was a paedophile, and she definitely had sex.
2. Please don't say: "God made breasts for babies." Wait a minute, did you forget that the devil also exists? Breasts were very likely to be designed by the devil, to trap you and ensnare you and get you to lust after children. THINK ABOUT THIS: There are TWO gods, one good, the other bad. BUT THEY BOTH HAVE PLENTY OF POWER. Who are you going to follow?
3. Please don't say: "Whatever next, an anti vagina campaign?" Yeah, you are quite right. How about a PRO CLONING campaign? You reproduce by dividing in two, like bacteria do. You make a copy of yourself, like identical twins do. Much better than all the mess and abuse of sex and sexual organs, and let's face it more utterly DIVINE.
4. Please don't say: "The bible this and the bible that." The bible is just full of sickening lies. Most of it a work of fiction (miracles, resurrections and so on). But then fiction is more popular than fact. I bet is the devil in you. And no, this has nothing to do with atheism since there is definitely good and evil. Is just that the truth is not in the bible. What did you say? That your mom believes in the bible? And I say to you, use your own brain lady. Use a magnifying glass. Find all the lies.

The world is full of some absolute nut bars these days. :pac:

mathie · 04-11-2009 1:30pm

"Breasts, clitoris and vagina. They are connected and can communicate with each other"

By text?

ScumLord · 04-11-2009 1:31pm

I just don't know what to say?? It's like she's taken the most stupid things you can say in many different fields of interest and brought them all together to be the most stupidest thing ever written.

Fago! · 04-11-2009 1:32pm

Ha. That's classic.

So does that mean my mammy is a PEDO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jesus Wept · 04-11-2009 1:38pm

mathie wrote: »

"Breasts, clitoris and vagina. They are connected and can communicate with each other"

By text?

Smoke signal

marco_polo · 04-11-2009 1:38pm

[Citation Needed] * 10

mikom · 04-11-2009 1:39pm

mathie wrote: »

"Breasts, clitoris and vagina. They are connected and can communicate with each other"

By text?

Two cans and a length of string.

Genghiz Cohen · 04-11-2009 1:40pm

Has to be a troll.

Overature · 04-11-2009 1:41pm

all right everybody, every woman in our thousand of years of history who has had a kid is a pedo,

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 1:43pm

A friend of mine had a baby recently and so I popped into town to get a gift. I got this book ..

The Baby Book

Anyway, was flicking through it on the way home and there was apart of how women are supposed to enjoy breastfeeding. They talked a little bit about it been taboo but that that was nonsense.

There is such crap talked today it's unbeliveable. People are just waiting for the next pedo story so they can jump up and say 'that's disgusting'. Their seems to be a need for this stuff now.

It's going on a while now though. Anyone remember Brass Eye did a satire docu on all this? That was ten years ago or something.

Daroxtar · 04-11-2009 1:43pm

Everything thats wrong with letting deranged people have access to technology TBH

Schism · 04-11-2009 1:44pm

The stupidity of some people knows no end.

Profiler · 04-11-2009 1:48pm

"Breasts were very likely to be designed by the devil"

Well, given the wealth of information you have provided to support this claim, I'm convinced...

Must explain all the impure thoughts I get about breasts.

aaronjumper · 04-11-2009 1:50pm

She must be popular . . .

AnonoBoy · 04-11-2009 1:52pm

Why would I breast feed my wrong?

Long Onion · 04-11-2009 1:56pm

And this, fellow boardsies is the real reason that they are not allowed join Portmarnock Golf Club.

Lollipops23 · 04-11-2009 1:56pm

Lost for words.....

Um.....

No, I'm lost for words....:o

TheZohanS · 04-11-2009 2:00pm

ANTI BREASTFEEDING CAMPAIGN

Banned for being nuts.

I like boobies.

bluto63 · 04-11-2009 2:03pm

It sounds like she needs to get laid tbh

Lollipops23 · 04-11-2009 2:04pm

OK now I have words

Anyone think her unhealthy obsession with breast feeding/sex may make her a pervert?

Just putting it out there....

genericguy · 04-11-2009 2:04pm

bluto63 wrote: »

It sounds like she needs to get laid tbh

yeah, that or get her nipples sucked.

5starpool · 04-11-2009 2:04pm

Tee thread title really confused me at first. Breastfeed your wrong what, I wondered.

/pet peev number 428

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 2:08pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why would I breast feed my wrong?

You would feed your wrong if it became hungry? Would you not?

Mitch Connor · 04-11-2009 2:12pm

one point on it though - the 'article' mentions women who are sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm and those who continue to breast feed long after required due to this - surely that IS wrong.

The article, in the main, is complete tosh, but that one point isn't off the mark imo.

Lollipops23 · 04-11-2009 2:16pm

Mitch Connor wrote: »

one point on it though - the 'article' mentions women who are sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm and those who continue to breast feed long after required due to this - surely that IS wrong.

The article, in the main, is complete tosh, but that one point isn't off the mark imo.

I think the feeding til the child can ask for milk is quite weird,more because it doesn't teach the child normal social boundaries. I've never heard of the orgasm thing, doubt it's true.

Gummy Panda · 04-11-2009 2:17pm

Forget the crazy woman.

R0ot, what were you searching for that lead you to that page? :pac:

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 2:18pm

Mitch Connor wrote: »

one point on it though - the 'article' mentions women who are sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm and those who continue to breast feed long after required due to this - surely that IS wrong.

The article, in the main, is complete tosh, but that one point isn't off the mark imo.

There is a difference between it happening and someone just grabbing they kid for gratification. The human body does weird things at odd times.

I used to get raging hardons in Georaphy class but Mrs Thackaberry was 106 years old .. s**t happens. You saying I wanted that mad old women?

AnonoBoy · 04-11-2009 2:23pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

You would feed your wrong if it became hungry? Would you not?

I keep both my wrongs locked in the basement and don't feed them at all. I've given them a make and do kit, some tools, some glue, some sparkles and set them to work but so far they have not constructed one thing properly.

My two wrongs don't make anything right.

PirateShampoo · 04-11-2009 2:24pm

I love it.

"God made breasts for babies." "Wait a minute, did you forget that the devil also exists? Breasts were very likely to be designed by the devil"

And then says this, one sentance later.

"The bible this and the bible that." The bible is just full of sickening lies. Most of it a work of fiction"

Wertz · 04-11-2009 2:25pm

bluto63 wrote: »

It sounds like she needs to get laid out tbh

Adjusted for accuracy.

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 2:27pm

I'll see your breastfeeding orgasam story and raise you, all-in on a childbirth orgasam one .. the pots mine

Orgasms During Childbirth?
By Lisa Belkin

First thing next month (Friday January 2) will be the primetime debut of a film that has been making the “under the radar” rounds of women and film festivals since May. ABC’s 20/20 will air the documentary “Orgasmic Birth”, by Debra Pascali-Bonaro, a childbirth educator and a doula, which asks the question: What would happen if women were taught to enjoy birth rather than endure it?

Some women will see this film as a declaration of emancipation from the medicalization of childbirth. Others will see it as yet one more way to raise expectations and make new mothers feel inadequate if they do not experience the “ideal” birth.

The message of the film is “that women can journey through labor and birth in all different ways. And there are a lot more options out there, to make this a positive and pleasurable experience,” Pascali-Bonaro tells ABC. “I hope women watching and men watching don’t feel that what we’re saying is every woman should have an orgasmic birth.”

But the title certainly catches attention, referring to what Pascali-Bonaro calls “the best kept secret” of child birth – that some women report having an orgasm as the baby exits the birth canal.

Tamra Larter experienced that while Pascali-Bonaro’s cameras were rolling. She and her husband, Simon, opted to have their second child in their suburban New Jersey home, and through most of the hours of labor the couple was kissing and caressing.

“The phyical touch and nurturing was just really comforting to me,” Larter told ABC. Of the orgasmic birth that resulted she said: “It was happening, and I could hardly breathe, and it was like, ‘oh, that feels good.’ That’s all I could say really.”

Christine Northrup, an OB-GYN and author of “Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom” explains in the film that orgasms during labor are the results of chemistry and anatomy: “When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm.

Labor itself is associated with a huge hormonal change in the body, way more prolactin, way more oxytocin, way more beta-endorphins — these are the molecules of ecstasy.”

And on that note I open up the comments for your thoughts …

tricky D · 04-11-2009 2:39pm

Spooftastic/hoaxtastic

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 2:46pm

tricky D wrote: »

Spooftastic/hoaxtastic

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/orgasms-during-childbirth/?hp

Nic'name · 04-11-2009 2:47pm

What next forced C sections as the baby comes out a rude place hence it's pedophilia. What a psycho. It screams hoax alright but there are strange folk out there :rolleyes:

Dravokivich · 04-11-2009 2:51pm

Nic'name wrote: »

What next forced C sections as the baby comes out a rude place hence it's pedophilia. What a psycho. It screams hoax alright but there are strange folk out there :rolleyes:

right... and because the baby is in the nip at birth... women can't be around it becuase they'd all want to covert and "take'em out" for the weee lad / lassie...

and er... men generally can't be trusted with kids...

...so er... child birth by robots?

- Drav!

Nic'name · 04-11-2009 2:52pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

right... and because the baby is in the nip at birth... women can't be around it becuase they'd all want to covert and "take'em out" for the weee lad / lassie...

and er... men generally can't be trusted with kids...

...so er... child birth by robots?

- Drav!

They should have to shove clothes up there for the baby to put on...

tricky D · 04-11-2009 2:54pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/orgasms-during-childbirth/?hp

Referring to the OP article

R0ot · 04-11-2009 3:05pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

R0ot, what were you searching for that lead you to that page? :pac:

OH is preggers, hence the link.

Grammar nazis can go jump off a cliff btw!

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 3:07pm

tricky D wrote: »

Referring to the OP article

I knew that ..

Pic

AnonoBoy · 04-11-2009 3:19pm

R0ot wrote: »

Grammar nazis can go jump off a cliff btw!

If the Blessed Virgin Mary tells me to I will.

OutlawPete · 04-11-2009 3:20pm

Nic'name wrote: »

They should have to shove clothes up there for the baby to put on...

Found the Brass Eye vids. You'll need a YouTube account to watch as they are age restricted but they are worth it. Classics ..

If you are easily offended then don't watch them.

Paedogeddon! Brasseye Special Part 1

Paedogeddon! Brasseye Special Part 2

Paedogeddon! Brasseye Special Part 3

A few celebrities were tricked into appearing in them also. Phil Colins, Gary Lineker.

This programme is most complained about programme in the history of UK television. So if you think that the woman who wrote the article in the OP's original post was correct then do not watch them.

captainspeckle · 04-11-2009 3:36pm

4) The mother becomes addicted to breastfeeding and it can affect her relationship with the father. 5) The mother spends most of her time breastfeeding (some 20 times a day or every half hour), which hinders her and the children intellectually. 6) The father may begin sexually abusing the children because he feels the mother is abusing them with her addiction to breastfeeding. Mutual respect is eroded. Moreover the mother may end up having full oral sex with the children, eg involving the sucking of all sexual organs

mother of god. This one is off her nut pot altogether.

5starpool · 04-11-2009 5:21pm

R0ot wrote: »

Grammar nazis can go jump off a cliff btw!

I tried not to mention it, but I was unable to prevent myself.

lose/loose
their/there/they're
your/you're

are among my sad panda triggers. Many others I have little problem with, and I'm certainly not grammar/spelling perfect myselg.

dr.bollocko · 04-11-2009 5:52pm

5starpool wrote: »

I tried not to mention it, but I was unable to prevent myself.

lose/loose
their/there/they're
your/you're

are among my sad panda triggers. Many others I have little problem with, and I'm certainly not grammar/spelling perfect myselg.

Ouch.

genericguy · 04-11-2009 6:10pm

we have nobody but the child-raping catholic church to blame for all this paedophile hysteria. kids can't even sit on santy's lap at christmas anymore ffs.

also, this is the second best troll of all time.

the award for best troll goes to a guy that said this on the fm104 phoneshow a few years ago, the responses of the aul wans were fcuking priceless.