I'm not opening the door.

CyberGhost · 31-10-2009 6:31pm #1

Stop ringing.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 6:33pm

Good call. The only time I'll be opening the door is when I step outside to go to a party and get absolutely sh*t faced.

MagicMarker · 31-10-2009 6:34pm

You should take the batteries (if you can) out of your doorbell, and put a towel in the letter box.

I did:)

abouttobebanned · 31-10-2009 6:35pm

I'm getting rid of all my out of date "classic" bars.

FlutterinBantam · 31-10-2009 6:37pm

Would they take "Triggers"

InkSlinger67 · 31-10-2009 6:38pm

I'm handing out all my recyclable refuse to save on bin charges

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 6:41pm

Give them some cigarettes if their parents are there.

You'll get a bad reputation and they'll never call around to your house anymore..... ever even.

Harpic · 31-10-2009 6:42pm

I just answer the door with my Michael Myers mask on,just staring at the kids with my head to one side and with the Halloween music on in the background:eek:

mikemac · 31-10-2009 6:44pm

Go old skool and give them apples and monkey nuts
They won't be back!

goldilocks77 · 31-10-2009 6:46pm

Caved in and brought stuff this afternoon. Have to say it was fun! Missed the home-made outfits though...:)

cHaTbOx · 31-10-2009 6:46pm

mikemac wrote: »

Go old skool and give them apples and monkey nuts
They won't be back without eggs!

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SoupyNorman · 31-10-2009 6:47pm

Harpic wrote: »

I just answer the door with my Michael Myers mask on,just staring at the kids with my head to one side and with the Halloween music on in the background:eek:

Wrong again Flanders...you wanna scare the piss out of them??

Do it properly.

MagicMarker · 31-10-2009 6:47pm

Go all Saw on them and mix the sweets with used syringes.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 6:49pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

Go all Saw on them and mix the sweets with used syringes.

"I want to play a game............. preferably chess"

happyoutscan · 31-10-2009 6:50pm

We have two jack-o-lanterns in the window, if you can't beat em...

fryup · 31-10-2009 6:54pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

Stop ringing.

but, it could be the virgin mary:cool:

Pace2008 · 31-10-2009 6:54pm

I'm opening the door and giving out sweets because I remember being young once and don't hold some bizarre grudge against children.

oppenheimer1 · 31-10-2009 6:56pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

Stop ringing.

TV Licence inspector??

The Davestator · 31-10-2009 6:57pm

I've been too hungover to go out today so no sweets for the kids so cant open the door. Have retreated to the kitchen till the rain comes....

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 6:57pm

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

TV Licence inspector??

Fcuk me that'd be the scariest costume I'll have seen this year.

Archeron · 31-10-2009 6:58pm

My brother just opened the door, and when he went inside to get little Bountys, I heard one of them say "I hope someone gives us sweets".
So either everyone has gone down the monkeynuts route, or too many people are reading this thread.

Also, wineapples; who the hell gets pleasure from eating those things????

Sheeps · 31-10-2009 7:00pm

I haven't had anyone ring my doorbell.

ztoical · 31-10-2009 7:02pm

Went all out the last two years - spent all day cutting up the pumpkin, covering front door in fake webs, bought a ton of mini chocolate bars and the first year I got zero kids and last year got three [who all came together and as such got all the chocolate from me for fear I'd eat it all myself again like the last year] so this year haven't bothered and of course doorbell has been ringing non stop for the past hour :rolleyes:

Jarren · 31-10-2009 7:03pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

Stop ringing.

knock.knock

Davidius · 31-10-2009 7:04pm

Back to Pleshet I say!

efb · 31-10-2009 7:05pm

Harpic wrote: »

I just answer the door with my Michael Myers mask on,just staring at the kids with my head to one side and with the Halloween music on in the background:eek:

I read that as Kevin Myres...

Cadiz · 31-10-2009 7:05pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

Stop ringing.

Mean sod. Hope you get egged.

Saibh · 31-10-2009 7:06pm

Have had 3 different callers - all under the age of 12, they said thanks for the sweets I gave them and off they went.

Every time someone calls, I have promised myself some sweets as well :pac:

Tar.Aldarion · 31-10-2009 7:07pm

My first time giving kids stuff on halloween, was great how happy they were.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 7:08pm

Do you reckon kids would like some leftover pizza?

IsMise · 31-10-2009 7:09pm

Conscience got the better of me today so got some sweets and tayto’s for them earlier. Have only had one group of 3 so far, one of them told me he didn’t want the tayto’s – doesn’t like Cheese and Onion apparently…..

Bandit12 · 31-10-2009 7:13pm

Feck that. I've got a ****load of old lidl crisps gone out of date that should keep em happy.:)

Harpic · 31-10-2009 7:14pm

:pbought loads of sweets but only had just 2 young girls call...
where are all the kids that are about during the day?

God,just what I have typed sounds real pervy......:rolleyes:

Anyways,now I am left with loads of sweets for me to scoff all night:p

az2wp0sye65487 · 31-10-2009 7:26pm

We were in the supermarket during the week, and bought a few multipack bags of stuff.... I think they were mostly full of cheap 'drumstick' lollies, refresher bars and double dips etc etc

All fairly disgusting stuff; still... the smell of it took me back to my own childhood!

We also bought bags of fun size lion bars & kit kats but they're for us!

Anyway, as I despise all kids, (probably cos most of them in my area are cheeky, bold little cnuts) the missus is answering the door tonight. But it looks like all the bold kids have decided to feck off to the nearest bonfire!

But to those who want to scare them away, answer your door with your mickey hanging out and you'll never have anyone knocking again*

* Except maybe the Gardai

Mayoegian · 31-10-2009 7:32pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

I'm opening the door and giving out sweets because I remember being young once and don't hold some bizarre grudge against children.

Fair play to ya!:)

Prof.Badass · 31-10-2009 7:39pm

CyberGhost wrote: »

Stop ringing.

you are now forever listed in their "narky" category. Whenever there is a knick knack or some sort of prank going down, your house will be chosen.

Enjoy

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MagicMarker · 31-10-2009 7:39pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

I'm opening the door and giving out sweets because I remember being young once and don't hold some bizarre grudge against children.

I don't have a grudge against children, I just hate them.

DigiJem · 31-10-2009 7:50pm

Gave them enough sweets to have them wired all night - and little glow in the dark skeletons.

That_Guy · 31-10-2009 7:52pm

IsMise wrote: »

Conscience got the better of me today so got some sweets and tayto’s for them earlier. Have only had one group of 3 so far, one of them told me he didn’t want the tayto’s – doesn’t like Cheese and Onion apparently…..

Talk about picky. I'll take 'em.

Joey the lips · 31-10-2009 7:57pm

I always thought those who never opened the door to kids were miserable baxtards as a child. Sometimes i would p1ss on there doorstep just to annoy them.

Kiera · 31-10-2009 7:58pm

I just woke up so think i missed most of the little feckers

IsMise · 31-10-2009 8:06pm

That_Guy wrote: »

Talk about picky. I'll take 'em.

Too late I've eaten the rest, feel a bit ill now

Although I could see why he was getting picky he had the biggest bucket of sweets I had ever seen, he must have been on the road all day.

He has probably thrown any monkey nuts or apples he got over the wall.

Mossy Monk · 31-10-2009 8:12pm

My housemate keeps answering the door to say he has nothing to give them.

CyberGhost · 31-10-2009 8:42pm

Cadiz wrote: »

Mean sod. Hope you get egged.

That's a terrible thing to wish to somebody.

CyberGhost · 31-10-2009 8:44pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

you are now forever listed in their "narky" category. Whenever there is a knick knack or some sort of prank going down, your house will be chosen.

Enjoy .

I rent, so really the landlord's problem.

Honestly, I'd have gladly opened the door I just forgot to buy all the candy and stuff, now conscience is bothering me.