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What's your idea of 'Heaven on Earth'?

  • 30-10-2009 12:13pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    Not in the whole God/Religion sense; but what would make you amazingly happy?

    I've been trying to think about this, but I'm still not sure.
    I'd love to love someone who requiented the love, but that's not gonna happen :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'd love to love someone who requiented the love, but that's not gonna happen

    Get a dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    mikom wrote: »
    Get a dog.

    Slightly scared of them :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    brummytom wrote: »
    Slightly scared of them :o



    Met many women on the rag?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Getting thanked for inane quips on the interweb.

    It's savage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Lying on a soft memory foam bed getting my gooch tickled by my GF.

    Luckily for me Heaven on Earth happens quite frequently.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Free tax and insurance for life. Also any car of my choice for free with unlimited petrol.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Getting thanked for inane quips on the interweb.

    It's awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    The other half dressing up more often for going out/fun time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    Heaven on earth by definition would imply an elevated state of happiness. From time to time, we do experience this level of good feeling, happiness being a state of mind etc. So regardless of your immediate environment, financial status, physical condition, relationship status... and all other conditions that people measure their percieved happiness by, the so called feeling of Heaven on earth might be achieved by enhancing the levels of seretonin in the brain.
    Simple pleasures, no stress, peace and harmony


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    brummytom wrote: »
    Not in the whole God/Religion sense; but what would make you amazingly happy?

    I've been trying to think about this, but I'm still not sure.
    I'd love to love someone who requiented the love, but that's not gonna happen :pac:

    Belinda Carlisle ;)

    2834.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Aldito


    Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert at the same time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Heaven on earth by definition would imply an elevated state of happiness. From time to time, we do experience this level of good feeling, happiness being a state of mind etc. So regardless of your immediate environment, financial status, physical condition, relationship status... and all other conditions that people measure their percieved happiness by, the so called feeling of Heaven on earth might be achieved by enhancing the levels of seretonin in the brain.
    Simple pleasures, no stress, peace and harmony

    Are you high?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Heaven on earth by definition would imply an elevated state of happiness. From time to time, we do experience this level of good feeling, happiness being a state of mind etc. So regardless of your immediate environment, financial status, physical condition, relationship status... and all other conditions that people measure their percieved happiness by, the so called feeling of Heaven on earth might be achieved by enhancing the levels of seretonin in the brain.
    Simple pleasures, no stress, peace and harmony

    i think you've hit the nail on the head. I don't think it's anything to do with material goods or instant gratification (i.e. 2 high class hookers at the same time). It's more a state of mind.
    I just want to be happy with myself and my surroundings and my life, currently i'm worried about too many things and I hope I can get to where I want to be some day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    i think you've hit the nail on the head. I don't think it's anything to do with material goods or instant gratification (i.e. 2 high class hookers at the same time). It's more a state of mind.
    I just want to be happy with myself and my surroundings and my life, currently i'm worried about too many things and I hope I can get to where I want to be some day.

    Okay, you are definitely high! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Heaven night-club in Blanchardstown.

    Overpriced drinks and skanger women with too much fake tan.
    I might give hell a try.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    I might give hell a try.

    hell mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    https://hell.ie/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dylan Moran and several cases of wine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Heaven on earth by definition would imply an elevated state of happiness. From time to time, we do experience this level of good feeling, happiness being a state of mind etc. So regardless of your immediate environment, financial status, physical condition, relationship status... and all other conditions that people measure their percieved happiness by, the so called feeling of Heaven on earth might be achieved by enhancing the levels of seretonin in the brain.
    Simple pleasures, no stress, peace and harmony
    This is AH, so when OP asked what your idea of heaven was, what he meant was "post the name of a woman you'd like to ride, preferably with a picture".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Dylan Moran and several cases of wine.
    Not mexican beer? :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    Not mexican beer? :P

    :pac:



    Nah, has to be the wine Tom. Nothing else would do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Mary Harney, a large bowl of batter mix and a length of wavin pipe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Anal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Dylan Moran and several cases of wine.

    Add Mary harney and you have the weirdest orgy ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Fapping :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Heaven on earth by definition would imply an elevated state of happiness. From time to time, we do experience this level of good feeling, happiness being a state of mind etc. So regardless of your immediate environment, financial status, physical condition, relationship status... and all other conditions that people measure their percieved happiness by, the so called feeling of Heaven on earth might be achieved by enhancing the levels of seretonin in the brain.
    Simple pleasures, no stress, peace and harmony

    The dude?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    i) Dublin winning the All Ireland Senior Football Championship
    ii) Chelsea winning the UEFA Champions League
    iii) Winning huge amounts of money playing poker (actually starting to get there!!!:cool:)
    iv) Living in Las Vegas


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    actually f*ck all that zen stuff I spouted earlier, it's simple!

    Ireland beating France in the play-offs


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    World Peace. I know it sounds so clichéd but just think of it - no more genocide, war, suicide bombings, assaults, murders. To be able to go anywhere and feel completely safe. That really would be heaven on earth for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Oh The Humanity


    To wake up 18 again. Sigh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭peepeep


    Nothing beats sexy good times followed by naked whiskey drinking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭UsedtobePC


    A meal when i'm hungry,
    A nap when i'm tired,
    A sh1t when i need it,
    and a good sh@g the rest of the time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Balls deep in ciara knightly....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Beach, babe & beer


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Aldito


    Porkpie wrote: »
    World Peace. I know it sounds so clichéd but just think of it - no more genocide, war, suicide bombings, assaults, murders. To be able to go anywhere and feel completely safe. That really would be heaven on earth for me.

    Ghey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Porkpie wrote: »
    World Peace. I know it sounds so clichéd but just think of it - no more genocide, war, suicide bombings, assaults, murders. To be able to go anywhere and feel completely safe. That really would be heaven on earth for me.

    But then the 9 o'clock news would be really boring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Papad


    Ah, this is a good thread with all the depression and depravity on the news.

    Let me see: sitting in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship, sailing to the Caribbean, when 2 of the sweetest looking women disrobes, and joins you.
    Yep, it happened. I've been in Heaven ...........once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Heaven on earth for me would be having a girlfriend who had the face of Charlize Theron, the body of Angelina Jolie, the legs of Stacy Keibler and would do anything for me. Well I can always dream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    The plural of pussy which is pussi.:cool:

    Thank you, The Wire.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭akaredtop


    Time travel. I cannot think of anything better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    To be knee-deep in gooter pie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    To wake up 18 again. Sigh.
    with the sexual knowledge of a 35 year, old ,the body of an Adonis and the bank balance of ........hang on nobodys got any money .

    Heaven is a state of mind alright :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Oh The Humanity


    yeh, I'd be a bit disturbed if I suddenly had a mickey even if it was attached to the body of Adonis!!!!

    Actually if I suddenly came to in the body of a man I would be quite happy after the initial shock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ahhh, reet , never assume somebody is a male/female just by username alone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A bj off kelly brook.

    Then I would die truly fulfilled


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Having a 3-some with Avril and Cheryl...

    I don't think the smile would ever leave my face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Getting the opportunity to utterly corrupt Natalie Portman. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Mary Harney, a large bowl of batter mix and a length of wavin pipe.

    you could hit her a couple of flakes of it


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Having a 3-some with Avril and Cheryl...

    I don't think the smile would ever leave my face.

    now we are talking.


    Two avrils and I would explode.






    But let's get serious here for a moment, blowjobs.


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