I woke up this morning....

Turd Ferguson · 30-10-2009 10:50am #1

...like I do every morning. What about you guys?

Dancor · 30-10-2009 10:52am

And the sun was gone

Xavi6 · 30-10-2009 10:52am

....to the horrible news that a fellow boardsie that I knew had passed

NothingMan · 30-10-2009 10:52am

an hour earlier, because my job boss has decided to ship me all around dublin with only a day's notice! *Yawn*.

Clare_Guy · 30-10-2009 10:52am

feeling fine...

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 30-10-2009 10:54am

I didn't go to bed O.o

wudangclan · 30-10-2009 10:54am

normally i wake up every morning but sometimes i stay awake all night and then,er,i don't wake up that morning.
??

Turd Ferguson · 30-10-2009 10:56am

wudangclan wrote: »

normally i wake up every morning but sometimes i stay awake all night and then,er,i don't wake up that morning.
??

Fascinating, I'm so glad I started this thread

brummytom · 30-10-2009 10:58am

I woke up with the knowledge I've still got 3 pieces of coursework and a piece of homework to do, which will probably take between 15 and 20 hours to do.

Then thought fuck it and stuck a CD on

Podge2k7 · 30-10-2009 11:00am

I woke up feeling sick. I'm in bed now and won't be moving for the next 24hrs unless i have to urinate or vomit or both.

petes · 30-10-2009 11:00am

I panicked. Realised I had to be in an hour before I normally in!

phasers · 30-10-2009 11:01am

I see what you're doing here Turd

30-10-2009 11:02am

I woke up feeling as sick as a dog from drink!!

and the feeling hasn't gone away.

Wazdakka · 30-10-2009 11:03am

I Woke up this morning...
Had a ****, a shower and then some Breakfast.

wudangclan · 30-10-2009 11:04am

your thread also made me remember these thoughts from Chuang-Tzu,something to consider perhaps next time you wake up (just to mix it up a little)...

'Once Chuang-Tzu dreamt he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering around, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know he was Chuang-Tzu. Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Chuang-Tzu. But he didn't know if he was Chuang-Tzu who had dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming he was Chuang-Tzu.'

hooradiation · 30-10-2009 11:08am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvq_jY-G2f4

brummytom · 30-10-2009 11:09am

Woke up this morning feeling fine, I've got something special on my mind
Last night I met a new girl in the neighborhood
Something tells me I'm into something good

Jesus Wept · 30-10-2009 11:09am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw

deman · 30-10-2009 11:09am

fine day for cutting turf.

Turd Ferguson · 30-10-2009 11:10am

Moises Shrilling Summertime wrote: »

I woke up feeling as sick as a dog from drink!!

and the feeling hasn't gone away.

You should get the people who sold you the booze arrested...apparently you're allowed do that now

the_syco · 30-10-2009 11:26am

..and I'm still at work

bertie4evr · 30-10-2009 11:35am

Hard.

WeeBushy · 30-10-2009 11:35am

I woke up with a boner and I'm still too hungover to do anything about it.

bertie4evr · 30-10-2009 11:36am

bertie4evr wrote: »

Hard.

WeeBushy wrote: »

I woke up with a boner and I'm still too hungover to do anything about it.

That was weird.

candy-gal1 · 30-10-2009 11:38am

to some sex

WeeBushy · 30-10-2009 11:38am

bertie4evr wrote: »

That was weird.

What's weirder is that I got a notification of your post the instant I posted, even though you appear to have posted before me. I can only conclude that we posted at the exact same time. Very weird.

admiralofthefleet · 30-10-2009 11:40am

....scratched my arse, farted and then lit a smoke

Turd Ferguson · 30-10-2009 11:42am

candy-gal1 wrote: »

to some sex

Pics or GTFO :pac:

NothingMan · 30-10-2009 11:49am

candy-gal1 wrote: »

to some sex

Exactly how far into the sex did you wake up? :eek:

Placebo · 30-10-2009 11:51am

i woke up beside a hot girl who i thought would get into bed with my house mate but crawled into my one after i fell asleep
nice suprise

brummytom · 30-10-2009 11:51am

NothingMan wrote: »

Exactly how far into the sex did you wake up? :eek:

Too early

orourkeda · 30-10-2009 11:53am

I woke up after a very strange dream. It involved army helicopters used in Vietnam crashing into the custom house for some reason.

Insect Overlord · 30-10-2009 1:10pm

...next to my girlfriend, with a smile on my face

Pygmalion · 30-10-2009 1:12pm

Woke up this morning to a text from a number I don't know, went back to bed assuming it wasn't important.
Got a call from a different person, different number, about the same thing as in text so figured it was slightly important and got up

callaway92 · 30-10-2009 1:15pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

...like I do every morning. What about you guys?

http://media.deadgod.net/albums/blog/forums/DeathCharms/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg

F1ngers · 30-10-2009 1:15pm

....and realised I'm not in work til sunday.

Went back to sleep til 11.

Fago! · 30-10-2009 1:15pm

I woke up this morning....

...half asleep
With all my blankets in a heap
And yellow roses scattered all around
The time was still approaching
For I couldn't stand it anymore
Some marigolds upon my eiderdown

Long Onion · 30-10-2009 1:16pm

Placebo wrote: »

i woke up beside a hot girl who i thought would get into bed with my house mate but crawled into my one after i fell asleep
nice suprise

^^You are obviously still asleep.

Me, I woke up this morning to find I was actually dead, it is slightly inconvienent, though my mortgage should now be cleared and my wife should be relatively wealthy - oh, and I still have my trusty canoe.

Mossy Monk · 30-10-2009 1:25pm

I woke up this afternoon. Not so usual.

YOURFACE! · 30-10-2009 1:32pm

WAY too early to put the finishing touches on my Halloween Costume which I had to wear to work today. I'm sitting here dressed as a fairy. I hate my co-workers.

Turd Ferguson · 30-10-2009 1:33pm

An File wrote: »

...next to my girlfriend, with a smile on my face

I can only imagine what she had on her face :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 30-10-2009 1:36pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

...like I do every morning. What about you guys?

you should have added a poll

HUNK · 30-10-2009 1:49pm

I woke up dead this morning. At least I think I did. Meh, a good breakfast should sort it out :pac:

Jay Pentatonic · 30-10-2009 2:03pm

...still a little freaked out after listening to adrian kennedy's phone show being broadcasted in the haunted Wicklow jail, mad stuff!:eek:

claireloopy · 30-10-2009 2:07pm

at 12.30 (mid term this week) to a text from my mam in Turkey telling me its beautiful there and I looked out and saw hell outside so went back to sleep

dr.bollocko · 30-10-2009 2:10pm

I smell burning.
Does anyone else smell burning?

Fizman · 30-10-2009 2:13pm

I woke up this morning feeling kinda dirty......but in a kinda good way.

Kissed two girls last night. One was dressed as a fairy, the other as a teacher. The thing is, if I went by the golden rule of age (divide your age by two and add 7).......both of them were below the limit.

What I just said won't make sense to many.......but there are a few who will understand! :pac: Good times!

/mental high-five

DazMarz · 30-10-2009 2:13pm

At 7am, having only fallen into bed at 5am after a night working (in the casino). Phone rang. Proceeded to drop phone while trying to answer it. Lovely.
:mad:

NothingMan · 30-10-2009 2:17pm

Fizman wrote: »

The thing is, if I went by the golden rule of age (divide your age by two and add 7).......both of them were below the limit.

It's only wrong if you're 20 or under. Any girl 17 or over is KFC!

Blazer · 30-10-2009 2:17pm

at 5.10am with my work phone ringing :mad:
so much for another 2 hours kip

rainbowdrop · 30-10-2009 2:20pm

At 9.30am, heard the rain outside, said ***k that, and went back to sleep til an hour ago!!

It's great being a student on mid-term break:p

I woke up this morning....

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