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5 most important things to a men Vs women

  • 29-10-2009 8:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭


    Having a conversation with a friend this morning he stated that all men have only 5 things important to them
    1)Sport
    2)Food
    3)Cars
    4)Technology and Gizmos
    5)Sex

    ....whereas women have about 20,000 things that are equally as important as each other..hence they are so complicated and a nightmare to figure out (his words not mine).

    I reckon..really...if honest women have only 5 things aswell...and secretly they are very similar to mens...so lets compare!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Voltex wrote: »
    Having a conversation with a friend this morning he stated that all men have only 5 things important to them
    1)Sport
    2)Food
    3)Cars
    4)Technology and Gizmos
    5)Sex

    ....whereas women have about 20,000 things that are equally as important as each other..hence they are so complicated and a nightmare to figure out (his words not mine).

    I reckon..really...if honest women have only 5 things aswell...and secretly they are very similar to mens...so lets compare!
    I only have 4 - take out the cars.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wow... No Alcohol!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭MrEko


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I only have 4 - take out the cars.

    I have 3, take out most sports (esp soccer!) and cars


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 959 ✭✭✭pablodunlop




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    I'm presuming you just mean things,and not people so here are my 5:

    1.Food
    2.Music
    3.Books
    4.Social life/ Fun
    5.Companionship

    Not in order. And I may have forgotten a few things.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭Seonad


    Voltex wrote: »
    Having a conversation with a friend this morning he stated that all men have only 5 things important to them
    1)Sport
    2)Food
    3)Cars
    4)Technology and Gizmos
    5)Sex

    If you're talking about the stereotypical man perhaps, but I wouldn't assume those 5 could be attributed to all men-certainly not all 5 anyways


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    MrEko wrote: »
    I have 3, take out most sports (esp soccer!) and cars

    I've only 2, take out technology and gizmos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Wow... No Alcohol!?
    Food & drink...apologies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Womens??....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    MrEko wrote: »
    I have 3, take out most sports (esp soccer!) and cars

    I thought all men liked cars!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Voltex wrote: »
    Womens??....
    I'm a woman and already answered. :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    1)Drink
    2)horse racing
    3)Wimmins
    4)Sex
    5)Food

    sums me up in 5


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I'm a man and I don't care about any of those things.

    I only care about my vidjeo games and the odd bit of maths.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    as a woman

    1) self-contentment
    2) give and take of love with others & sexsy love
    3) gettin a good laugh outa things
    4) music and dancin
    5) all types of food


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Sport? I couldnt give a f**k about roaring at the telly because theres some blokes on kicking a ball around/driving around in circles/tapping balls into holes, couldn't give a f**k about cars and I think anyone who does is probably a boring c**t. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,081 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    1) Beer
    2) Fleshlight
    3) Boards
    4) TV
    5) PS3

    I think I need to reevaluate my life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    Bambi wrote: »
    Sport? I couldnt give a f**k about roaring at the telly because theres some blokes on kicking a ball around/driving around in circles/tapping balls into holes, couldn't give a f**k about cars and I think anyone who does is probably a boring c**t. :)

    Maybe cursing's more your thing?:):p

    Edit:Forgot to post my list-

    1.Music
    2.Books
    3.Sport (playing, not watching)
    4.Laughing my ar*e off
    5.Nieces and nephews


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    1) Beer
    2) Fleshlight
    3) Boards
    4) TV
    5) PS3

    I think I need to reevaluate my life

    Yeah, man. PS3 is a n00b console, GOD.[/console elitist]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    Warfi wrote: »
    Maybe cursing's more your thing?:):p

    He became more angry with life when his mother was killed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Warfi wrote: »
    Maybe cursing's more your thing?:):p

    It's fairly f***ing important alright


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Davidius wrote: »
    Yeah, man. PS3 is a n00b console, GOD.[/console elitist]

    consoles are n00b PC's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Bambi wrote: »
    consoles are n00b PC's
    Sorry, consoles are not PC's at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    1)My hubby- him being my best pal an all.
    2) Comics
    3) Gizmos
    4) Musak
    5) Travelling
    6) Fitness
    7) Horror films!!!
    8) Da sexy!
    9) Chocolate. (Well, I am a woman! Although my hubby has far more of an obsession for it than me!:eek:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Sheeps wrote: »
    Sorry, consoles are not PC's at all.

    Well the PS3 is not far off, you can put Linux on it, has a web browser and works with keyboards and mouse. All its missing is a working versions of Office and photoshop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Well the PS3 is not far off, you can put Linux on it, has a web browser and works with keyboards and mouse. All its missing is a working versions of Office and photoshop.

    You can put Linux on a stopwatch. Doesn't make it a PC.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    Hmmm... that is difficult..

    1) Food/Drink
    2) Humour
    3) Friends
    4) Love/Sex/that whole area...
    5) ...em.. My cats, they're hilarious


    Yeah, i could live with those... I could also have included guitars, cars, showjumping/racing, lots of things.. tv/internets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Then define a PC and compare and contrast it to a PS3. Other than the fact you can build a PC from scratch and upgrade it year to year there is very small differences and are almost insignificant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    1.) Friends/loved ones (incl. relationships)/pets.
    2.) Freedom.
    3.) Music.
    4.) Sex.
    5.) Tie between food and films.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    1: Food
    2: Family
    3: Lust
    4: Awe
    5: Comfort


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    is this for gals as well?! :D

    Food
    Sex
    Alcomohol
    technology
    my OH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    liah wrote: »
    1.) Friends/loved ones (incl. relationships)/pets.
    2.) Freedom.
    3.) Music.
    4.) Sex.
    5.) Tie between food and films.

    Braveheart????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    is this for gals as well?! :D

    Food
    Sex
    Alcomohol
    technology

    only 4 for me!

    No!!!...Wimens arent allowed contribute to this thread!!
    Go make me a cuppa!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    The 5 things I couldn't live without are..

    1). Some luvin' from the missus
    2). Booze & soakage
    3). Music
    4). Nice clothes (yeah, so gay, whatever)
    5). Some form of entertainment

    After that, the rest is a bonus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Voltex wrote: »
    1)Sport - Fuck no
    2)Food - Some
    3)Cars - No
    4)Technology and Gizmos - No
    5)Sex - If only

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Voltex wrote: »
    Having a conversation with a friend this morning he stated that all men have only 5 things important to them
    1)Sport
    2)Food
    3)Cars
    4)Technology and Gizmos
    5)Sex

    ....whereas women have about 20,000 things that are equally as important as each other..hence they are so complicated and a nightmare to figure out (his words not mine).

    I reckon..really...if honest women have only 5 things aswell...and secretly they are very similar to mens...so lets compare!
    I am female and i love all of these...

    Plus alcohol!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    1.Internet
    2. Food


    Done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    Good idea for a thread OP, my 5 differ somewhat:

    1) God
    2) Family & Friends
    3) Technology & Gizmos
    4) Philosophy
    5) Seeing new places and things


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I am female and i love all of these...

    Plus alcohol!!!
    ..so are you married???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭MrEko


    Voltex wrote: »
    I thought all men liked cars!!

    Good lord no. I am happy with my car, yes, but would I stand around talking about it with other guys? Over my dead body I would


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    phasers wrote: »
    1.Internet
    2. Food


    Done.

    Just a thought...but have you tried getting out a little more?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    1) Love + Friendship etc.
    2) Food
    3) Drink(Alcoholic kind)
    4) Music
    5) Fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Voltex wrote: »
    Just a thought...but have you tried getting out a little more?
    Just another thought... have you tried minding your own business?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Voltex wrote: »
    Having a conversation with a friend this morning he stated that all men have only 5 things important to them
    1)Sport
    2)Food
    3)Cars
    4)Technology and Gizmos
    5)Sex

    I have no interest in cars.
    Probably close enough on the other 4 though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭Voltex


    phasers wrote: »
    Just another thought... have you tried minding your own business?

    ...ohh...and defensive!!!

    ...Ok..Ok...sorry...didnt mean that...just being a smart arse!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,012 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    Davidius wrote: »
    Yeah, man. PS3 is a n00b console, GOD.[/console elitist]

    You need an open [console elitist] tag n00b!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,012 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    Well the PS3 is not far off, you can put Linux on it, has a web browser and works with keyboards and mouse. All its missing is a working versions of Office and photoshop.

    The slim can't :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 redvee81


    oxygen
    water
    they come in handy now and again i find:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    I'd say one of the top things for men would be to be always right about anything to do with technology.

    Just popped into my head there, nothing to do whatsoever with the posts on this thread :P


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bambi wrote: »
    Sport? I couldnt give a f**k about roaring at the telly because theres some blokes on kicking a ball around/driving around in circles/tapping balls into holes, couldn't give a f**k about cars and I think anyone who does is probably a boring c**t. :)

    people also play sport :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    1) I
    2) wanna
    3) be
    4) a
    5) rockstar


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