Inappropriate halloween costume ideas??

petethebrick

Prince harry dressing as a nazi comes to mind but obviously that wouldn't be funny on an ordinary joe soap.
What ideas do people have for inappropriate halloween costumes???
The funnier and more offensive the better I suppose and homemade if possible.......
along the lines of the priest one in this link

http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpg

brummytom

Michael Jackson?

Since you're Irish, I s'pose Stephen Gately could work? All you'd need is a suit, go around singing shit songs and bending over in front of random blokes

Turd Ferguson

I'm gonna dress up in soaking wet clothes with cream coming out of my nose and mouth...the costume is that guy that died in Michael Barrymores pool

PirateShampoo

Go has Michael Jackson and carry a doll around dressed as Madeline Mccann under ur arm.

AckwelFoley

Buy a Terry "Mansuit"

Its basically like an overalls fashioned in the shape of a naked man, - namely Terry, and has a spire attached to the back.

its a 2008 meme

Terry

petethebrick wrote: »

Prince harry dressing as a nazi comes to mind but obviously that wouldn't be funny on an ordinary joe soap.
What ideas do people have for inappropriate halloween costumes???
The funnier and more offensive the better I suppose and homemade if possible.......
along the lines of the priest one in this link

http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpg

`You just wanted an excuse to post that picture, didn't you?

thomond2006

Dress up as Mary Harney and go to a fashion show.

Wossack

Inappropriate?

Get invited to a halloween party in a friends house. Dig up a dead relative of friend, and go to party dressed in their funeral clothes. When asked by friend, who you're supposed to be, act out how the relative died and see if they can guess

Donny5

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna dress up in soaking wet clothes with cream coming out of my nose and mouth...the costume is that guy that died in Michael Barrymores pool

You're going to need cream coming out of some other orifices to make that accurate.

Turd Ferguson

Donny5 wrote: »

You're going to need cream coming out of some other orifices to make that accurate.

Yeah I was thinking of having some seeping out of the leg of my pants too, but thats probably in bad taste!

WindSock

I was going to dress as Josef Fritzl, but can't be arsed now.

CountingCrows

"Princess" Diana - blonde wig, steering wheel wrapped around your head and for the Coup de grâce a flashing camera.

brummytom

I've said this before, but I don't care, I think it's a good idea - it's multi-purpose

Shave your head, get an old tracksuit and go around shouting racial obsceneties in a cockney accent.

You can be either a member of the national front, or Jade Goody

WindSock

CountingCrows wrote: »

"Princess" Diana - blonde wig, steering wheel wrapped around your head and for the Coup de grâce a flashing camera.

Too soon...:p

WindSock

Oooh. Jade Goody is a good one (costume I mean)

Mr Magnolia

Suicide bomber.

Prof.Badass

If you want to be controversial I'd suggest dressing up as a person of another race. Really exaggerate every physical feature to the extreme and dress in an obvious piss-take of their stereotype.

Make innapropriate comments in broken english (e.g "very nice how much") and make sure to use the phrase "me no speak english" as much as possible. Walk in a stooped and uncoordianted manner (more like a what a gorrila would look like if they tried to walk) making animal-like grunts/snorts/loud chewing noises. And rub your genitallia, a lot.


Sure you'll be dead by the morning, but it'll make a funny image macro (racist costume is racist).

El Weirdo

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna dress up in soaking wet clothes with cream coming out of my nose and mouth...the costume is that guy that died in Michael Barrymores pool

My mate done that around the time it happened. Had a papier-mâché mannequin with him and had his arm buried elbow deep in a hole in it's arse.

Oh how we laughed.

Turd Ferguson

Its not controversial, but you could always dress as the most sick and disgusting thing known to man....a ginger

Danbo!

http://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bloodytamponninja.jpg

MayoForSam

Mother Teresa outfit (with wrinkly face mask) plus a massive pair of exposed fake boobs (maybe even the triple set from Total Recall) - very doable I reckon.

AnonoBoy

MayoForSam wrote: »

Mother Teresa outfit (with wrinkly face mask) plus a massive pair of exposed fake boobs (maybe even the triple set from Total Recall) - very doable I reckon.

You'd ride someone dressed as Mother Teresa? :eek:

You Mayo people are sick f*ckers.

McTigs

A friend of mine is going as Jade Goody. She's wearing her own wedding dress and one of those bald wig things. I think she has secured a wheelchair for the night and everything.

Another is going as Katie French. Big hair, short dress and a rolled up twenty fixed to the inside of her nose.

There will be Stephen Gatelys and Micheal Jacksons everywhere i'd imagine

Turd Ferguson

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You'd ride someone dressed as Mother Teresa? :eek:

yeah, someone dressed as her

Dongasaurus

Might have to go as a t-shirt ninja

AnonoBoy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

yeah, some dressed as her

Me fail English? That's unpossible

Dublin_Gunner

You could go as 'John' and strap a dummy of 'Edward' bent over in front of you, and talk in a really annoying accent for the night.

silverharp

I remember an email picture doing the rounds a few years back, guy dressed as a priest with alter boy

here is an example
http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpg

or on a different tack
http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tampon-ninja.jpg

Turd Ferguson

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Me fail English? That's unpossible

Damn. Its okay, I edited post when I in the do and at them thread we are.

AnonoBoy

silverharp wrote: »

I remember an email picture doing the rounds a few years back, guy dressed as a priest with alter boy

here is an example
http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpg

or on a different tack
http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tampon-ninja.jpg

Have both those pictures not already been posted in this thread and indeed in every thread this year about Halloween costumes?

I've seen both those costumes been done to death over the past few years. Come on people dress up as something original..... like Papa Lazarou! Nobody's ever done that!

keefg

Not inappropriate but there may be a few Stavros Flatley's around this year.

restaurants

thomond2006 wrote: »

Dress up as Mary Harney and go to a fashion show.

Or, have Mary dress as a nurse.....

bertie4evr

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kb2o/babyhalloweencostume.jpg

Personally I'd walk up to a friend who miscarried.

Dublin_Gunner

You could dress up as Britney and flash your gash for the night.

Turd Ferguson

I think I might dress up as Jett Travoltatatatatatailjhf;ksdjh;gahn;ih;hsdfahdfhkjsdfhkjwiweuao;dsfjk;avn;djfhvou;erahg8uthohsjafa.......................

granville

http://i.imgur.com/cKc4n.gif

AnonoBoy

granville wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/cKc4n.gif

That's so bad it just has to be a real ad.

TomCo

Blue Man Group, but with black paint.

It BeeMee

I would think a Santa costume would be inappropriate for halloween...

WindSock

It BeeMee wrote: »

I would think a Santa costume would be inappropriate for halloween...

You would think that, but Christmas is already being shoved in our faces like a big unwanted Santa cock:mad:

Bazzy

12 year old's man utd jersey grow a dodgy tash and go as ian huntley

admiralofthefleet

dress up as a catholic priest, the most offensive 'outfit' known to man

aligator_am

brummytom wrote: »

I've said this before, but I don't care, I think it's a good idea - it's multi-purpose

Shave your head, get an old tracksuit and go around shouting racial obsceneties in a cockney accent.

You can be either a member of the national front, or Jade Goody

Ya could probably pass as Alf Garnet too

Snowie

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Suicide bomber.

I said that in another thread

baileyjackson

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Have both those pictures not already been posted in this thread and indeed in every thread this year about Halloween costumes?

I've seen both those costumes been done to death over the past few years. Come on people dress up as something original..... like Papa Lazarou! Nobody's ever done that!

I dressed up as Lazarou 2 years ago. Looked like a Golliwog. Much more offensive.

Il fish out a photo.

Riddle101

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

dress up as a catholic priest, the most offensive 'outfit' known to man

lol I did that last year.

An offensive costume I would say would be Hitler or Charles Manson with the swastika on your forehead

minidazzler

I am taking the Gately Idea!!! I need something to offend!!!

fippy

*sings*

"Now i've had the time of my life"

A SWAYZE ZOMBIE!!!

pikachucheeks

I know someone who dressed up as a 'backstreet abortion' ... thought that was pretty gross.

The Monkey Pump

Become a priest and then go trick or treating dressed as Barney the Dinosaur.

fippy

The Monkey Pump wrote: »

Become a priest and then go trick or treating dressed as Barney the Dinosaur.

Become a priest in time for halloween??