I has a flavor

Overheal

I wasn't sure if this was TLL Material per se? But,

http://consumerist.com/5389241/vaginal-mints-are-a-very-very-bad-idea

Jen Philips over at Mother Jones received a sample of an exciting new candy from a PR rep. Called Linger, it bills itself as "the intimate mint." Or "feminine flavoring system." Because you're supposed to put it in your vagina. The problem with this product, of course, is that it's an unholy alliance of three things: preying on women's insecurities about their bodies, remarketing a mundane product for media attention, and advocating that people do something that is extremely unhealthy.

My tin of Linger looked a lot like one of those tins of mints that are given away at trade shows. And guess what? That's what it is. A little digging revealed that Linger is made/distributed by a company called Admints, which just happens to make trade show mints. And the Linger samples just happen to have have the exact same shape, taste, and ingredients as Admint's sample mints. So how does Linger manage to pass off breath mints as vaginal Tic Tacs in $7.99 packs? Despite the salacious creation story and testimonials on its site ("It gets a little warm as it starts to dissolve which took just under an hour. Then, it is SO good!!"), the mint is labeled "for novelty use only."

Of course, the problem with these mints is that it is an exceptionally bad and unhealthy idea to use them in the first place. Unlike many mints made with artificial sweeteners, Admints contains sugar. Sugar in one's lady parts can lead to catastrophic yeast infections, which is why flavored products that are actually designed for lady-parts use find other sweeteners to use.

Then again, they made the flavored condom, so I can see where they were coming from. Still, this is a new tier of Weird.

LadyJ

*shoves packet of meanies up hole

Now! That's much better.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

wait, which hole?

LadyJ

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

wait, which hole?

Yours if you're not careful!

Orla K

The only thing I like about that post is the kitten.

The whole thing is just strange, even the kitten, what does a kitten have to do with fanny mints?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Orla K wrote: »

The only thing I like about that post is the kitten.

The whole thing is just strange, even the kitten, what does a kitten have to do with fanny mints?

seriously?

DarkJager

Fanny mints?? If I wanted fresh breath, I wouldn't be down there in the first place would I???

Mr Benevolent

Orla K wrote: »

The only thing I like about that post is the kitten.

The whole thing is just strange, even the kitten, what does a kitten have to do with fanny mints?

Another name for a cat is a pussy, see?

LadyJ

Orla K wrote: »

what does a kitten have to do with fanny mints?

Maybe the kitten is the alternative to the mint.

Don't want to taste minty? Then try inserting a kitten for that new pet smell!

rainbow kirby

That's messed up.

Girly bits are supposed to taste like girly bits, not mints...

LadyJ

rainbow kirby wrote: »

That's messed up.

Girly bits are supposed to taste like girly bits, not mints...

What if mints started to taste like vag? Creepy....

DarkJager

LadyJ wrote: »

What if mints started to taste like vag? Creepy....

I'd buy that

Orla K

Confab wrote: »

Another name for a cat is a pussy, see?

My aversion to calling cats, pussy seems to be working, I've stopped even thinking of the word, until now.

Damn you Trebor for taking "Suck it and see".

That poor kitty looks terrified.....

anonymous_joe

rainbow kirby wrote: »

That's messed up.

Girly bits are supposed to taste like girly bits, not mints...

Mints do taste significantly nicer though.

minidazzler

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Mints do taste significantly nicer though.

You've been at the wrong girly bits.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i know this is the ladies lounge and all, but there's no need for that kind of blatant untruth.

pow wow

Orla K wrote: »

The only thing I like about that post is the kitten.

The whole thing is just strange, even the kitten, what does a kitten have to do with fanny mints?

Maybe the marketing folk weren't eloquent enough to use 'vagina' in the instructions on the box :pac:

minidazzler

Anyone else find the name of these things, Linger is funny. I find it funny for 2 reasons.


Linger - 1 letter away from Langer (slang for Penis in cork)
Linger - 2 letters from Lingum(Where i assume they derived the name) as Lingum is the sanskrit word for male genitals.

sam34

minidazzler wrote: »

Anyone else find the name of these things, Linger is funny. I find it funny for 2 reasons.


Linger - 1 letter away from Langer (slang for Penis in cork)
Linger - 2 letters from Lingum(Where i assume they derived the name) as Lingum is the sanskrit word for male genitals.

also close to lingus, as in cunnilingus

Dord

I wonder if there's a cranberry flavour one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLXJAWUnwI

:pac:






BTW for the record I think they're a load of carp.
I mean what woman wants to hear their partner say "mmmm.... minty" when they go down south.

Orla K

Dord wrote: »

I mean what woman wants to hear their partner say "mmmm.... minty" when they go down south.

that bit just reminded me of a character on one of the soaps (don't know which one, don't watch them) and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be reminded of him when a guy is down there.

Dord

Orla K wrote: »

that bit just reminded me of a character on one of the soaps (don't know which one, don't watch them) and I sure as hell wouldn't want to be reminded of him when a guy is down there.

LOL!

DeVore

First there was the mint with the hole...



:eek:

DeV.

Dudess

Too many mint/minge puns, not enough time.

Nervous Wreck

Flavoured vagina mints? .....I'll believe it when I taste it.



:cool:

Dublin_Gunner

minidazzler wrote: »

Anyone else find the name of these things, Linger is funny. I find it funny for 2 reasons.


Linger - 1 letter away from Langer (slang for Penis in cork)
Linger - 2 letters from Lingum(Where i assume they derived the name) as Lingum is the sanskrit word for male genitals.

Also 1 letter from 'Minger' - their target market, obviously.

Malari

Gross.

What's wrong with just having a thorough shower before he does the deed?

pikachucheeks

This thread is filthy!

Dublin_Gunner

Malari wrote: »

Gross.

What's wrong with just having a thorough shower before he does the deed?

I can see it now, there ya are, gettin' down and dirty "oh hold on while I go and scrub the growler"


I'd be gone in a flash TBH.

Malari

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

I can see it now, there ya are, gettin' down and dirty "oh hold on while I go and scrub the growler"


I'd be gone in a flash TBH.

That's not quite the timeline I had in mind!

But for people who feel the need to shove mints up there instead, they are obviously not keeping up with the hygiene. :eek:

Dublin_Gunner

Malari wrote: »

That's not quite the timeline I had in mind!

But for people who feel the need to shove mints up there instead, they are obviously not keeping up with the hygiene. :eek:

And in fairness, if I was goin' the growl and got a taste of mint, I'd be thinking there was something seriously wrong with the woman.

I can see the new 'Oral-B' (Oral-V?) campaign

"Gets to all those hard to reach places"

Kimia

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

goin' the growl [/B][/I]

Oh good lord! :eek:

NoDice

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

goin' the growl

That's the most disgusting term I've ever ever heard!!!

Other than "clunge"... *shudder*

Dublin_Gunner

NoDice wrote: »

That's the most disgusting term I've ever ever heard!!!

Other than "clunge"... *shudder*

I wouldn't advise you go here then >>>>>>>http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055721692

Kimia

NoDice wrote: »

That's the most disgusting term I've ever ever heard!!!

Other than "clunge"... *shudder*

Dare I ask?.......

Dublin_Gunner

Kimia wrote: »

Dare I ask?.......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clunge&defid=1813411

Fink Goddie

LOL funny yet disturbed thread
I feel like i'm in AH again.

i miss AH

Malari

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clunge&defid=1813411

Jeez! I'll continue using "foof" I think.

NoDice

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

I wouldn't advise you go here then >>>>>>>http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055721692

Ha ha ha of course I went there right away!!! Fantastic! Just learned a new word there in two seconds!!! Doppleganger. I'm happier now than I was this morning. And I was pretty damb happy this morning!

Ha ha foof!! I'm going to start using that. :cool:

Aidric

The taste can be cat at times tbf.



*I was just leaving*

jenny2hat

LadyJ wrote: »

*shoves packet of meanies up hole

Now! That's much better.

Mmm.. pickle...

DubLass

Polo - the mint up your hole :rolleyes:

Joey the lips

a couple of things spring to mind.

As a man if i approched that area and got a mint smell it would make me think 1. Was she expecting me 2. Does she feel embarrased at me being here and 3. Is she bothered that much by the experience of me being down there.

Without talking too much about my own experience I can say that no matter what my other half thinks I have never been turned off by being down in this region so mints are not a welcome adition.

Lastly if it really bothers that much have a shower together before, it makes great forplay.

But mints. Stupid daft idea from someone trying to screw you for money instead.

PS: I understand the fruit flavor condoms and understand honey in the regions but its the fact that you need to cover up with mint.... Why hid a smell that is a turn on to most men.