Theres a mouse in my kitchen sink what am i gonna do??

pebbles21

Ok the wife screamed in the kitchen cos she seen a mouse in the sink

So i ran in and theres the little fecker running around the sink like hes on a motorbike in a wall of death

I threw a tea towel over the sink while i ponder the demise of this condemned creature

Any ideas are welcome ,i was thinking of boiling a kettle and pouring it in the sink or is that too harsh?

brummytom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG51Z_RLwT0

You're gonna fix that rat mouse, that's what you're gonna do

WIZE

Pick him up and put it in the front Garden

G_R

hit it with a frying pan!!!

pebbles21

BVB wrote: »

Pick him up and put it in the front Garden

But what if he comes back in ??? im sorry i cant take that chance!:D

WIZE

pebbles21 wrote: »

But what if he comes back in ??? im sorry i cant take that chance!:D

Put it in the Neighbours letterbox

BaconZombie

FIRE!!!! is always the answer....

TheZohanS

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok the wife screamed in the kitchen cos she seen a mouse in the sink

So i ran in and theres the little fecker running around the sink like hes on a motorbike in a wall of death

I threw a tea towel over the sink while i ponder the demise of this condemned creature

Any ideas are welcome ,i was thinking of boiling a kettle and pouring it in the sink or is that too harsh?

Sell up. :pac:

anniehoo

Dont boil him to death first of all. If theres one..you have loads. Look into somethin a bit nicer than a pot noodle gone wrong scenario.

brummytom

I found one in the kitchen a few weeks ago, I screamed and ran off like a girl.

The cat got it, so all was grand.



Have you got a cat?

January

BVB wrote: »

Pick him up and put it in the front Garden

He'd be back in the house quicker than the OP if he did that...

Get a cage and make him your pet. You could train him to do tricks and stuff... BTW... if there's one mouse, there's usually more, time to put the traps down buddy.

CutzEr

And now he's here to fuck US

pebbles21

brummytom wrote: »

Have you got a cat?

No but i have two yorkies and a king charles

Ruu_Old

Ask this fella.

mrs moneypenny

Get off the www and deal with it.:rolleyes:

brummytom

pebbles21 wrote: »

No but i have two yorkies and a king charles

OK, dogs terrify me.


I'm out.



(Open the door, it'll run off into the night)

Mr Benevolent

pebbles21 wrote: »

No but i have two yorkies and a king charles

You're screwed then. Just pick the damned thing up with the teacloth and dump it out the back garden.

Abi

pebbles21 wrote: »

No but i have two yorkies and a king charles

Whats keeping you?! Put them on the counter and see if they think they can take the mouse.


Oh, he's not you're only problem. Where theres one, theres two.. and so on

3hn2givr7mx1sc

pebbles21 wrote: »

No but i have two yorkies and a king charles

Plain ones or the raisin ones?
I'm more of a KitKat man meself.

minidazzler

CRUCIFY HIM!!!!! It'll send a message to his friends!!!

My name is URL

Get back in that kitchen and catch that dayum mouse yo

G_R

baz2009 wrote: »

Plain ones or the raisin ones?
I'm more of a KitKat man meself.

that should solve the mouse problem aswell

lorebringer

mrs moneypenny wrote: »

Get off the www and deal with it.:rolleyes:

+1

Also, keep the dogs away from it. Mice carry nasty bugs that can make dogs very ill.

I say stick a trap in the sink, cover it (the sink!) and whip off the towel. The sink is so small it's only a matter of mins before it gets trapped. Put some traps around the house (away from anywhere the dogs could get them) with some peanut putter/choco spread in them - the stuff flushes the little buggers out - up against walls, edges in presses etc. (the run along walls, not out in the middle of nowhere), and wait. Have lots of plasitc bags ready!

WeeBushy

Cook for 20 minutes on a medium heat and serve with mashed potato.

pebbles21

My name is URL wrote: »

Get back in that kitchen and catch that dayum mouse yo

Dont know now im kind of getting attached to him now ,the little patter of his tiny feet and all that

WIZE

Use the hoover

WIZE

CreepingDeath

pebbles21 wrote: »

Any ideas are welcome ,i was thinking of boiling a kettle and pouring it in the sink or is that too harsh?

Feckin hell, boiling water will only torture him, won't kill him instantly.

Throw him a mini cheese and wine party.
Wait until he's pissed and passed out, then carry him outside.

phasers

Can't you trap him in a box and set him loose in a field or something tomorrow?

DarkJager

1) Pick mouse up with kitchen gloves/ cling film covered hands
2) Place hands at neck and base of tail,
3) Pull and push back with both hands till you hear a snap
4) Dispose of body

pebbles21

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Feckin hell, boiling water will only torture him, won't kill him instantly.

Throw him a mini cheese and wine party.
Wait until he's pissed and passed out, then carry him outside.

Will Easy Singles and Blue Nun do?:D

themacdaddy

make love not war

DarkJager

themacdaddy wrote: »

make love not war

Making love to a mouse is potentially hazardous. Kill the ****er.

Abi

pebbles21 wrote: »

Dont know now im kind of getting attached to him now ,the little patter of his tiny feet and all that

You'd better find wherever the family is hanging out and let them out too. On a side note: If you thought you were afraid of him, imagine what he thinks of you

Find a container / box / whatever, scoop him up and fcuk him out. I have them... electro.. anti.. mousey things for years. Works a charm if you use them right. I suggest you invest, spongebob gurly pants

Overheal

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

phasers wrote: »

Can't you trap him in a box and set him loose in a field or something tomorrow?

Because when his wife feels something poking her in the arse tonight she might think it's the mouse.:pac:

Elliemental

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok the wife screamed in the kitchen cos she seen a mouse in the sink

So i ran in and theres the little fecker running around the sink like hes on a motorbike in a wall of death

I threw a tea towel over the sink while i ponder the demise of this condemned creature

Any ideas are welcome ,i was thinking of boiling a kettle and pouring it in the sink or is that too harsh?

Pick it up an put it outside, its` only a mouse, not lion in disguise. Why kill an innocent creature?

pebbles21

Ok theres another one scurrying behind the fridge and the washing machine !!:eek:

Im being invaded this means war!

WeWillBeReborn

Spray bug spray at it. Haven't got a clue if it'll help in the slightest, but even if it doesn't harm the mouse I'm sure he'll appreciate you getting rid of his fleas :rolleyes:

Max Power1

mince it and sell door to door minced meat!

Gummy Panda

Nuke the house from orbit.. its the only way to be sure!

WIZE

pm DAVE . He has the solution to your problem:)

Kess73

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok theres another one scurrying behind the fridge and the washing machine !!:eek:

Im being invaded this means war!

Well if you had taken the first one out of the sink and released him outside, then his mates would not have come in to rescue him.

You are screwed if Mighty Mouse hears about this.

pebbles21

Ok i scooped the mouse up and threw it into my next door neighbours garden !

i cant get near the other one :mad:

Saibh

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok i scooped the mouse up and threw it into my next door neighbours garden !

i cant get near the other one :mad:

Wonder does your neighbour read boards

Leave out some cheese or chocolate and wait

Aw poor little fella! don't feckin kill the poor thing. Janey mackers, look into his little eyes, what has he actually done that deserves death

Sharpshooter

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok i scooped the mouse up and threw it into my next door neighbours garden !

i cant get near the other one :mad:

Hold on, you said mouse.

What other one?

Are you taking the mickey?

jaybee747

Lets see how good of a swimmer he is. Start to fill the sink up. If he turns out to be quite a good swimmer, might want to check how good he is at holding his breath and place a glass over him in said water.Wait until his face goes blue,then dispose.

You could be an evill bond villian and explain his de(mice) as you go :cool:

Tony255

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ok the wife screamed in the kitchen cos she seen a mouse in the sink

So i ran in and theres the little fecker running around the sink like hes on a motorbike in a wall of death

I threw a tea towel over the sink while i ponder the demise of this condemned creature

Any ideas are welcome ,i was thinking of boiling a kettle and pouring it in the sink or is that too harsh?

HAHA had to laugh at this post there is no way I would get away with telling the wife to hold on while I ask the people on after hours what I can do about the mouse in our sink

CreepingDeath

Maybe you can ask the after hours mods to ban the mice from your house.

pebbles21

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Hold on, you said mouse.

What other one?

Are you taking the mickey?

No i found another one behind the fridge

Tony255 wrote: »

HAHA had to laugh at this post there is no way I would get away with telling the wife to hold on while I ask the people on after hours what I can do about the mouse in our sink

I know i was trying to bide some time cos the little fcukers give me the creeps:o