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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fork those forking noodles!

    WYR - Sambuca or Beiley's?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Baileys

    WYR: hiccups for life and a million spondulicks - or poverty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    poverty!!!(baileys can reach the parts others cant)


    WYR go to the sun for christmas or stay in the cold and just drink yourself stupid!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Sun and drunk and stooopid beats the cold any day!

    WYR - Go au naturelle on a beach where nobody knows you

    OR

    do a body shot off of the celebrity of YOUR choice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Eh... Tough one...

    Fcukit, I'll go with the lie - body shot. :D

    Tequila Sunrise or White Russian?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I want tequila sunrise

    whiskey sour or pina colada?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    White Russian with a creamy, frothed head ~ have you ever watched guys watching a gal licking the head of a White Russian?

    WYR - drink a Blow Job properly (no hands) OR suck down a Slippery Nipple properly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Colrow? Is that you re-regging again? :rolleyes:

    Nipples, always the nipples.

    Suicide or matricide? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Hey JTK, is that you, the noo? (How fcuking stooopid is that? Old English?)

    Matricide! Oooops - she's already below ground...........Rise If Possible.....

    WYR - grab JG and have yer way with him OR grab Deki and have your way with her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ha ha, hee hee, ho hum...

    Objection, Your Honour. Trying to lead the witness. :pac:

    WYR crunchy or smooth peanut butter?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    crunchy, likes a bit of bite!!!


    WYR, eat your weetabix hot or cold!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We don't have weetabix-so i can't eat any anyway:(

    WYR cereal with sugar or plain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    with sugar.


    WYR for a walk with homer or peter???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    homer

    WYR have Marge in to coffee or Lois?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    marge, could get hair tips:)


    WYR, give a snowman a pointy carrot nose or a round black lump of coal one???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    joes girls wrote: »
    marge, could get hair tips:)


    WYR, give a snowman a pointy carrot nose or a round black lump of coal one???


    Carrot nose FTW! Coal is for the buttons and smiley face:D


    Would you rather...bungee jump or go paragliding?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Would have to be bungee, but someone would have to push me!!!


    WYR sugar or spice???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    would rather spice but probably end up sugar:rolleyes:

    WYR gold ribbons or red ribbons?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    RED(have them on my tree)

    WYR a box of choc's or a box of crackers???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I would rather a box of chocolates (but have the crackers)

    WYR warm Christmas jammies or underwear for present


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Yellow y-fronts please.

    WYR a pig's tail or a pig's tale?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Tale of 3 little piggies always a favourite for me....specially that clever one who built his house with bricks- funny how timber framed housing has come into fashion- maybe its related to the decline of wolves in Ireland....:confused:


    Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    AL or Robert, hard to pick, can i have a p please bob!!!


    WYR.......bebop or rocksteady???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    both way before me...would rather reggae to rocksteady tbh

    turkey with cranberry or christmas pud with brandy butter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It has to be the turkey:)

    WYR ...... a bed bath from a over the hill nurse or a long hot soak with loads of bubbles and a drunk santa left over from a christmas party washing your back!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    only if the drunk santa was female and knows what shes doing with that sponge!!....otherwise it's bed bath time for me!!!


    wyr: a roll in the hay or a giant size pack of rolos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    (nope, it's a he, but he knows where he wants to put the sponge!!!)

    A roll in the way, could lead to a last rolo!!!

    WYR ..... get up and face the real world or just pull the covers over your head!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    can I bring the covers with me, just in case I don't like the real world??...besides, it's warm in here....


    wyr: "baby it's cold outside" sung by Tom Jones or Dean Martin ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Dean Martin ....... i likes the old, remember!!!


    WYR .....mince pies or porky pies???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    ....what porky pies???:eek:...no, mince pies please...:)


    WYR: The Great Escape or The Wizard of Oz on Christmas Day?


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