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Anyone having a pi**s at Custies down Cooke's Lane better be careful
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23-10-2009 05:33PM#1Custies Shop has installed high voltage cabeling that will shock your Willy if you decide to have a pi*s up against the shop window. :eek:
Custies management were so pi**ed off with town reveilles urinating on their premises over the weekends that they have decided to take the law into their own hands.
How ever it wont stop someone pi&**ing into a beer glass or paper cup and trowing it at the window.
Perhaps he should think of moving premises and let this area remain as a public toilet as it has been for decades.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/1023/1224257293859.html0
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If only he would knock off that fiddle racket, I wouldn't pi$s up on his door!
Honestly, I go in to town anyday, walk up O'Connell street and am forced to listen to ceol coming from a speaker system on the street....
Who the fck gave him the right to force us to listen to that?0 -
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Its nothing other than a publicity stunt, he's headlines in the gutters today, Sun, FFs, and Broadsheets, Examiner & Times. I believe he made an appearance on 6 / 1. He is looking for trouble, lads will be turding into paper cups and throwing it at his premises.drunken_munky52 wrote: »If only he would knock off that fiddle racket, I wouldn't pi$s up on his door!
Honestly, I go in to town anyday, walk up O'Connell street and am forced to listen to ceol coming from a speaker system on the street....
Who the fck gave him the right to force us to listen to that?
He is also opening himself to lawsuit, could you imagine some illiterate who couldn't read the warning disclaimer suing him for loss of productivity due to a high tension current running up his spout. :eek:
He is on dangerous grounds and has put his foot into it.0 -
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I think we can all blame the Diamond bar. It has a very long corridor and when crowded those bursting for a pi*ss would find it easier to go across the road to Custies lane.Does it ever occur to you guys that it is actually disgusting to pi** on a shop front or any house? Didn't you learn to use a toilet or did you grow up in houses where there is no such thing? Or is it even extremely manly to pi** or even shi* in open urban areas?
Bouncers and staff at Brogans would not be too happy with Diamond customers crossing the road and using their facilities.
Lanes off main thoroughfare are renowned as urinals in almost any town and city in the country or world for that matter. I would put some responsibility on the shop owner for situating their premises on such a stupid location. Electrocuting those in need is only going to make things worse for him with possible revenge or legal repercussions.I know, a lot of questions. But since you are all capable to think of many ways why it is outrageous that someone denies you to pi** on their shop front with drastic measures, you might well be capable to answer them.
Or not?
Just as half the town pollute Cookes lane with urine Custies also pollute this lane with loud sh*it trash music day in and day out so I think both cancel each other out.
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Lesson learned. Wear a hoodie or baseball cap in future and get to know the coverage of the CCTV.firesidechat wrote: »John O' Connor did not go ahead with the electric weiner roaster:eek:
Buy there was one person caught urinating outside his premises,
CCTV caught the individual ,They have a full profile of him and
the video is now in the hands of the gardai who intend to identify and
prosecute the guy.
i say fair play to him ...No one should have to put up with such filth
outside their place of business.The amount of tourists that come to ennis just to visit his shop alone in very large.I can just imagine the impression
they get of us as they strolll down the lane with the smell of urine and puke.Have some pride in your town and support the local traders.
Would it not be more positive if Custies invested in one of these instead of breaking the law.
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2.30 AM you are out on the streets, no pub or night club is hardly going to let you back in for a p*ss and at that the fast food joints are most likely to have their toilets "out of order" to avoid the post nightclub puke & mayhem. You may be lucky to find one at a rank if it is not engaged. :eek:firesidechat wrote: »Why should custies have to provide toilet facilities for non customers. that wish to urinate up against his storefront while he is closed for business. Maybe he should leave directions on how to wipe one's arse also, Seems to me a lot of people are not toilet trained, either that or they have no pride in themselves or their town.
No one going to wait 10 minutes each time the superloo in Parnell St Carpark cleans itself after someone uses it. (If its still in operation) It is not very comfortable to hold a bladder full of p*ss after a night out and wait in line for a taxi. I think everyone on a night out will take out their flute for a pi*ss if they are bursting for it, the last thing on their mind would be their pride. 0 -
heard o connor on the radio monday or was it tuesday and he told clare fm that on leagal advice it was decided he would turn off the electric device.......however i heard him on the wireless this morning saying it was turned on and the culprit got a shock
so was it on or was it off?? which is it?one of his broadcasts cant be true.0 -
Run_to_da_hills wrote: »2.30 AM you are out on the streets, no pub or night club is hardly going to let you back in for a p*ss and at that the fast food joints are most likely to have their toilets "out of order" to avoid the post nightclub puke & mayhem. You may be lucky to find one at a rank if it is not engaged. :eek:
No one going to wait 10 minutes each time the superloo in Parnell St Carpark cleans itself after someone uses it. (If its still in operation) It is not very comfortable to hold a bladder full of p*ss after a night out and wait in line for a taxi. I think everyone on a night out will take out their flute for a pi*ss if they are bursting for it, the last thing on their mind would be their pride.
Well you could piss before you leave the nightclub for a start. And if you are dying for a piss in the town, piss on a tree or something, not on a shop or house wall, door etc.0 -
murraymarmalade wrote: »heard o connor on the radio monday or was it tuesday and he told clare fm that on leagal advice it was decided he would turn off the electric device.......however i heard him on the wireless this morning saying it was turned on and the culprit got a shock
so was it on or was it off?? which is it?one of his broadcasts cant be true.
You hadn't had the cup of coffee before you posted this, right?0 -
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