Internet Porn; Do you fap to it?

RandolphEsq · 22-10-2009 1:17pm #1

Simple question hoping to confirm the longheld belief that 99.9% of internet users fap to internet porn.
Anonymous poll and don't worry it isn't asking to what porn you fap to:p

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

Doesnt everyone?

RandolphEsq · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

Kiera wrote: »

Doesnt everyone?

We'll see!

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2009 1:19pm

what's fap?

Adamcp898 · 22-10-2009 1:20pm

What else would you do to it??

RandolphEsq · 22-10-2009 1:20pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what's fap?

Wrap your hand around an erect penis and move it up and down the shaft. Listen to the sound

concussion · 22-10-2009 1:20pm

I'm doing it right now

Alt-Tab

Alt-Tab

Mossy Monk · 22-10-2009 1:21pm

Why bother watching it if you dont?

Kernel · 22-10-2009 1:22pm

There's porn on the internet? Where?

Dudess · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

Internet porn: no
TV/DVD porn: yes

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2009 1:23pm

I just like the story to be honest.

Rowley Birkin QC · 22-10-2009 1:24pm

Dudess wrote: »

Internet porn: no
TV/DVD porn: yes

Betamax Porn: It was acceptable in the 80's, it was acceptable at the time.

b12mearse · 22-10-2009 1:25pm

does this include women?

helimachoptor · 22-10-2009 1:26pm

Kiera wrote: »

Doesnt everyone?

The fact that you're a girl, makes that statement oh so much hotter!!

Bill-e · 22-10-2009 1:29pm

helimachoptor wrote: »

The fact that you're a girl, makes that statement oh so much hotter!!

Can gurls Fap? Does it make the same sound?

stevoman · 22-10-2009 1:29pm

i fap to the thoughts of my father fapping to a picture of my brother fapping to a picture of me on the interweb.

cherryghost · 22-10-2009 1:29pm

i voted Atari Fapuar, just because it sounds fapping faptastic.

DevilsBreath · 22-10-2009 1:30pm

It's the reason the Internet has taken of so fast.

helimachoptor · 22-10-2009 1:31pm

Bill-e wrote: »

Can gurls Fap? Does it make the same sound?

they can fap themselves and me and the same time (differently of course have a look at said porn and you will see why boys and girls are fapable)

petes · 22-10-2009 1:31pm

Yes. Yes I do.

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2009 1:34pm

stevoman wrote: »

i fap to the thoughts of my father fapping to a picture of my brother fapping to a picture of me on the interweb.

honestly

tman · 22-10-2009 1:34pm

Adamcp898 wrote: »

What else would you do to it??

The exact reply I had in my mind when I opened this...

Pointless thread!

Kiera · 22-10-2009 1:34pm

Bill-e wrote: »

Can gurls Fap? Does it make the same sound?

Flick.

Dudess · 22-10-2009 1:35pm

b12mearse wrote: »

does this include women?

No. Women can't masturbate.

RandolphEsq · 22-10-2009 1:39pm

tman wrote: »

The exact reply I had in my mind when I opened this...

Pointless thread!

That is a problem of interpretation on your part, as opposed to phrasing on my part. Taken as a whole, it is quite simple to make out the question. The question assumes that watching = fapping to it, and not watching = not fapping to it (unless you could imagine internet porn, and fap to that)

Dublin_Gunner · 22-10-2009 1:43pm

Damn, it doesn't even have to be porn to start the fapping.

Pace2008 · 22-10-2009 1:44pm

The word is ****, for the love of Christ, ****.

And yes.

Dublin_Gunner · 22-10-2009 1:45pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

The word is ****, for the love of Christ, ****.

And yes.

On the internet, its FAP.

Sea Sharp · 22-10-2009 1:50pm

As of late I've reverted back to images. 4chan \o/.

95% of males Fap and 5% of males are liars.

Leftyflip · 22-10-2009 1:53pm

Dudess wrote: »

No. Women can't masturbate.

OMG! How can you live with out it?

liah · 22-10-2009 1:54pm

I'm the only person to have voted "No." At least, as of the time of this comment.

Dear lord, I can't believe I'm the only one!

It's not because I have a problem with porn.. I just honestly don't "fap" (what's the female word?) very often and when I do I don't really need it. I see it as kind of a waste of time for me, personally. I don't care if anyone else looks at it, and I haven't any issue with the industry.

grenache · 22-10-2009 1:55pm

I do, but only at weekends.

Rabies · 22-10-2009 1:56pm

thanks to everyone that voted.

AH mods and admins can see the names attached.

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 1:56pm

Half and half, I watch the vids, but in my head it's my OH in the video. She looks very good in the Bukkake scenes!

_blank_ · 22-10-2009 1:57pm

Dudess wrote: »

Internet porn: no
TV/DVD porn: yes

Dudess wrote: »

No. Women can't masturbate.

Dudess is a man. :eek:

Dudess · 22-10-2009 2:04pm

A 48-year-old, 35-stone man, Des. Right now I'm under my X-Men single duvet in my box bedroom at mother's house posting between faps.

Naked.

_blank_ · 22-10-2009 2:05pm

I'm imagining it right now.

Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
:cool:

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:06pm

Des wrote: »

I'm imagining it right now.

Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
Dudess naked.
:cool:

Ooooooooh, i'm telling your missus!

Dudess · 22-10-2009 2:06pm

And then I speak - in your most reviled accent. Game over.

_blank_ · 22-10-2009 2:07pm

Kiera wrote: »

Ooooooooh, i'm telling your missus!

Rat

Dudess wrote: »

And then I speak - in your most reviled accent.

You already do speak in that accent, biy. It's all part of the fantasy, like.

orourkeda · 22-10-2009 2:11pm

go on the redtube

Kiera · 22-10-2009 2:11pm

orourkeda wrote: »

go on the redtube

Youporn, internet n00b!

Dudess · 22-10-2009 2:12pm

Des wrote: »

You already do speak in that accent, biy. It's all part of the fantasy, like.

Instant dehottener I'd have thought. Anyhoo, better go back OT...

JIZZLORD · 22-10-2009 2:18pm

The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn,
So grab your dick and double click,
for porn porn porn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo

Snowie · 22-10-2009 2:19pm

Ive never once done anything like that

Snowie · 22-10-2009 2:20pm

Kiera wrote: »

Youporn, internet n00b!

No Its got a very nasty keyboard tracker try tnaflix its a lot better

concussion · 22-10-2009 2:24pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Half and half, I watch the vids, but in my head it's my OH in the video. She looks very good in the Bukkake scenes!

You like to see several men fapping onto a girl who you imagine to be your OH??

silvine · 22-10-2009 2:29pm

****? fap? The correct term is pulling the balls off yourself!

Loopsie · 22-10-2009 2:31pm

Aaliyah Miniature Stepsister wrote: »

I just like the story to be honest.

cant beat the acting skills

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:32pm

concussion wrote: »

You like to see several men fapping onto a girl who you imagine to be your OH??

Well they urinate then fap.

NothingMan · 22-10-2009 2:33pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

No Its got a very nasty keyboard tracker try tnaflix its a lot better

youjizz.com does me til i'm fapping up blood.

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