Drunken Texts?

brummytom

On Saturday night I had my first foray into the world of drunken texts.

Luckily they weren't too bad, but it was a bit awkward when I saw one girl today.

Mine started fine, seemed perfectly sober;

Fairly Sober Tommy wrote:

Hi, weve been chattin and ive decided id **** you (:

These gradually trandscended into nagging and pleading, then accusations of being a street-walker (with a 'x' on the end to add innocence, of course)

Then an apology followed in the early hours of the next morning:

Slightly More Inebriated Tommy wrote:

Sorty bwt earlia,,, was judt been silly
ur fit but sortov like a matw so i wudt

And a mass of rambling texts to my best mate's burd, telling her he was in a bad mood and shouting at me.


Anyway, those weren't great examples but you know, just getting the ball rolling.

Add your own because I'm bored

Gummy Panda

brummytom wrote: »

On Saturday night I had my first foray into the world of drunken texts.

Finally bought a king size bag of wine gums? :pac:

Sharpshooter

Your durty texts failed and you want help from AHs, tell the truth and we will respect you in the morning brummy.

sherdydan

brummytom wrote: »

And a mass of rambling texts to my best mate's burd, telling her he was in a bad mood and shouting at me.

i bet he was happy with that.

brummytom

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Finally bought a king size bag of wine gums? :pac:

Yep, only ate half of them.. obviously. I'm not Irish

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Your durty texts failed and you want help from AHs, tell the truth and we will respect you in the morning brummy.

It's just awkward! She knew I liked her but then I decided she was too much of a sket.. but I saw her today and she gave me a wide berth! :P

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

Yep, only ate half of them.. obviously. I'm not Irish


.. but I saw her today and she gave me a wide berth! :P

You scored then.:eek:

winston82

Friend of mine sent a text off a mates phone while he went to the toilet. He sent it to his missus' ma saying "I can't believe you let me take you up the s**tter last nite".

Corkfeen

Drunken texts are the best; everyone just seems to text far more when they're drunk. I avoid it the majority of the time if I can.
Theres a website for it.

I just woke up naked and covered in skittles. Best night ever?

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You scored then.:eek:

Have you not seen a picture of me? :P That should automatically answer that question.

I've got biology with her tomorrow.. fingers crossed we're doing something about the body and I can ask her to do a practical with me

4zn76tysfajdxp

You are a classy, classy guy Tom.

Kiera

Ah the aul drunken texts/calls. A wise man once told me "if it happens after midnight, then it didnt happen" a very wise man indeed. You know who you are

Snowie

I like the message you get at 2:30 int the morning on a friday or saturday night if your not out....

Are you awake

G_R

not by me, but one of my mates texted my now ex-girlfriend saying that he was sorry but he had just seen me with someone else:mad:

That took some explaining ill tell ya

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Ah the aul drunken texts/calls. A wise man once told me "if it happens after midnight, then it didnt happen" a very wise man indeed. You know who you are

Isn't everything after midnight though?

Kiera

brummytom wrote: »

Isn't everything after midnight though?

Not if he's good

brummytom

Kiera wrote: »

Not if he's good

Eeermm?

Local-womanizer

The best one I find is to get a mates phone late enough in the night and text everyone in their phonebook "Why dont you ring me any more?!"

Next morning they get non stop phone calls when they are hung over.Worst thing ever.

And I hate myself and my drunken texts,why do you always think its a good idea at the time

brummytom

Local-womanizer wrote: »

The best one I find is to get a mates phone late enough in the night and text everyone in their phonebook "Why dont you ring me any more?!"

Next morning they get non stop phone calls when they are hung over.Worst thing ever.

DEFINITELY doing that!

thee glitz

This changed my life.

ShooterSF

They're developing gear sticks that can tell from your hands if you are over the limit and will refuse to start up and there are phones that breathalyse you before making a call so we can't be far off restricting drunken texts...

Local-womanizer

ShooterSF wrote: »

there are phones that breathalyse you before making a call so we can't be far off restricting drunken texts...

You would be annoyed if you were stuck for a lift in the middle of nowhere when you are drunk some night.

starbelgrade

brummytom wrote: »

DEFINITELY doing that!

You'll be too drunk to remember to.

brummytom

starbelgrade wrote: »

You'll be too drunk to remember to.

Ah I'll do it when I'm sober then

zonEEE

Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.

DazMarz

I should have my phone taken off me when I'm drunk... Defo.

The worst one had to be:

I had had a minor fight with a really good friend of mine, and we were kinda not talking to one another, or more to the point I was ignoring him every chance I got (how childish is that?!:() Anyway, was out on the batter the following weekend with a bunch of my other mates, one of whom mentioned that the friend I was fighting with was home sick. Oh dear... I seized my phone and the texts started swarming.

''Oh dude, r u ok?''

''Man, Im so srry im actin lik a prck here. I luv u so much, bro''

''Im srry i ws fitin wit u, i feel so bad''

and so on and so forth. By the end of the night, everyone was convinced I was gay. Never again........

brummytom

strongr wrote: »

Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.

Sorry

Care to contribute or just whinging?

Sharpshooter

strongr wrote: »

Tbh its getting fairly boring hearing about your drinking escapades every week.

Tbh and in all fairness, you don't have to click on the thread.:pac:

starbelgrade

brummytom wrote: »

Ah I'll do it when I'm sober then

Chance'd be a fine thing.

rannerap

best website ever,makes me feel better about my awful drunken stories

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Banter Joe

DazMarz wrote: »

''Im srry i ws fitin wit u, i feel so bad''

and so on and so forth. By the end of the night, everyone was convinced I was gay. Never again........

Is fitin txtspk for fisting‽

That explains why they thought you were gay anyway :pac:

ShooterSF

Local-womanizer wrote: »

You would be annoyed if you were stuck for a lift in the middle of nowhere when you are drunk some night.

Ah small price to pay...

Local-womanizer

ShooterSF wrote: »

Ah small price to pay...

True,I would gladly pay that price:(

randylonghorn

brummytom wrote: »

I've got biology with her tomorrow.. fingers crossed we're doing something about the body and I can ask her to do a practical with me

On the other hand, it could be dissection of a slug ... >_>

DazMarz wrote: »

I had had a minor fight with a really good friend of mine, and we were kinda not talking to one another, or more to the point I was ignoring him every chance I got (how childish is that?!:() Anyway, was out on the batter the following weekend with a bunch of my other mates, one of whom mentioned that the friend I was fighting with was home sick. Oh dear... I seized my phone and the texts started swarming.

''Oh dude, r u ok?''

''Man, Im so srry im actin lik a prck here. I luv u so much, bro''

''Im srry i ws fitin wit u, i feel so bad''

and so on and so forth. By the end of the night, everyone was convinced I was gay.

Now everyone on boards is too!

ElaElaElano

I once texted my missus while on the pish, asking her to marry me. She said yes.

Anyone know a decent lawyer?

DisasterIRL

Col MCFC wrote: »

I once texted my missus while on the pish, asking her to marry me. She said yes.

Anyone know a decent lawyer?

Classy bird.

That_Guy

I should really leave my phone at home when I go out drinking. I'm an absolute idiot when texting people.

I'm eating chips but I wish I could be eating you.... with extra salt

After finding a cat I texted a girl saying:

There was a pussy sitting on my door step. I had to give it to my neighbour instead.

Note that these texts were badly mispelled.

BraziliaNZ

broke up with GF at weekend, pretty gutted so I've had to take the only viable option. Delete any method of contact, so her number's gone, facebook, email etc. Now I can't contact her no matter how effed up I get. Cold turkey seems to be the only way

Mc Love

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

broke up with GF at weekend, pretty gutted so I've had to take the only viable option. Delete any method of contact, so her number's gone, facebook, email etc. Now I can't contact her no matter how effed up I get. Cold turkey seems to be the only way

Only one problem, what if she is the one texting you - offering you kno what, because she misses you

BraziliaNZ

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Only one problem, what if she is the one texting you - offering you kno what, because she misses you

can't see that happening she's a stronger person than me. Plus she's a girl so no doubt she'll be getting dicked by someone else before the week is out. Yes I'm that cynical.

''I want to eat your knickers'' directed at an x.

By far the most awkward the next day

itsallaboutheL

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

can't see that happening she's a stronger person than me. Plus she's a girl so no doubt she'll be getting dicked by someone else before the week is out. Yes I'm that cynical.

That is a quality turn of phrase

AnonoBoy

I really am so glad we didn't have mobile phones when I was a teenager.

TheZohanS

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Plus she's a girl so no doubt she'll be getting dicked by someone else before the week is out. Yes I'm that cynical.

She probably won't, girls normally take a time out after breaking up with someone.

It all depends on how long you were going out and the circumstances surrounding your break-up.

Cupcake_Crisis

The worst ive ever sent was when i was out one night and texting a guy i had met a few weeks before. I thought it would be a great idea to send him some pictures, but unfortunately his name is directly under 'mam' in my phonebook.... you can fill in the rest. Wasnt fun the next morning

itsallaboutheL

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The worst ive ever sent was when i was out one night and texting a guy i had met a few weeks before. I thought it would be a great idea to send him some pictures, but unfortunately his name is directly under 'mam' in my phonebook.... you can fill in the rest. Wasnt fun the next morning

Baaahaaahaaahaaa

BraziliaNZ

TheZohan wrote: »

She probably won't, girls normally take a time out after breaking up with someone.

It all depends on how long you were going out and the circumstances surrounding your break-up.

well she's pretty gutted and she seemed to do most of the work in the relationship, but various factors meant it's difficult to work it righ tnow. Anyway I wont be pining after her or sending her "miss you xx" texts, and just in case i had to delete everything. It feels liberating in a way, I've made a fool of myself with previous girls, can't let it happen again.

BraziliaNZ

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

That is a quality turn of phrase

glad you like it but you have to be harsh and honest with yourself to get over these things!

itsallaboutheL

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well she's pretty gutted and she seemed to do most of the work in the relationship, but various factors meant it's difficult to work it righ tnow. Anyway I wont be pining after her or sending her "miss you xx" texts, and just in case i had to delete everything. It feels liberating in a way, I've made a fool of myself with previous girls, can't let it happen again.

as an aside..... you're a girl aren't you?

BraziliaNZ

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

as an aside..... you're a girl aren't you?

no what gave you that idea ffs!??!??!

itsallaboutheL

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

no what gave you that idea ffs!??!??!

i'm not sure!!

Gummy Panda

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

no what gave you that idea ffs!??!??!

I always thought you were a girl. Don't know why though.