Time of the month or Shaving?

Volvoboy · 12-10-2009 2:19am #1

To be more precise:

Getting all stubbly, couldnt be arsed shaving and i gotta go to the bank tomorrow gonna look like somone who hasnt shaved!:eek:

I'd rather ''be visted by auntie flow'' than shaving.

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 2:22am

Periods are serious business, thank Jebus I don't have to endure them.
One bad period Volvoboy and methinks you'd be praying for the return of your trusty razor.

Volvoboy · 12-10-2009 2:24am

The-Rigger wrote: »

Periods are serious business, thank Jebus I don't have to endure them.
One bad period Volvoboy and methinks you'd be praying for the return of your trusty razor.

Cant be that bad sure wimmen are always moaning about somthing!

But i've heard they can be a pain in the gee be times.

/runs

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 2:28am

How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the gee.

ty&gnite!

Overheal · 12-10-2009 2:29am

Those Gillete Fusion blades? They hurt.

grenache · 12-10-2009 2:34am

Overheal wrote: »

Those Gillete Fusion blades? They hurt.

Not if you use them in the right places

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:40am

grenache wrote: »

Not if you use them in the right places

I really hope I'm only misunderstanding this because I'm a woman but wtf

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:43am

Volvoboy wrote: »

To be more precise:

Getting all stubbly, couldnt be arsed shaving and i gotta go to the bank tomorrow gonna look like somone who hasnt shaved!:eek:

I'd rather ''be visted by auntie flow'' than shaving.

Dude....

It hurts....it really hurts
Not to mention hot flushes, being depressed/irratible for no reason,bad skin, huge sore bloated belly, not being able to wear certain clothes and lets not forget no more sexy time, yes that right no more sex, especially not of the oral variety despite being horny as hell...for an entire week..is that really what you want

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-10-2009 2:46am

What the hell are "hot flushes?" Diarrhea after a curry?

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:47am

Dalary Brave Tapeworm wrote: »

What the hell are "hot flushes?" Diarrhea after a curry?

Clever, really....how long it take you to come up with that one?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-10-2009 2:48am

DigiGal wrote: »

Clever, really....how long it take you to come up with that one?

Three minutes.

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:48am

Volvoboy wrote: »

Cant be that bad sure wimmen are always moaning about somthing!

But i've heard they can be a pain in the gee be times.

/runs

Pray the wimmens don't know where you live...
Especially the ones who are currently having said Time of the month....

smk89 · 12-10-2009 2:48am

if you cut yourself shaving it bleeds for a few mins. but 7 days!!

i dont even have that much blood

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 12-10-2009 2:48am

Does not compute...

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:48am

Dalary Brave Tapeworm wrote: »

Three minutes.

was that while you were on the bog after your curry?

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 2:50am

DigiGal wrote: »

lets not forget no more sexy time, yes that right no more sex, especially not of the oral variety despite being horny as hell...for an entire week..

Don't be silly, you still have a mouth. :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-10-2009 2:50am

DigiGal wrote: »

was that while you were on the bog after your curry?

Bit dark to go be still on the bog now, isn't it?

/redneck.

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:52am

Dalary Brave Tapeworm wrote: »

Bit dark to go be still on the bog now, isn't it?

/redneck.

Silly, rednecks don't have computers....do they?

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:53am

The-Rigger wrote: »

Don't be silly, you still have a mouth. :pac:

Touche

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-10-2009 2:54am

DigiGal wrote: »

Silly, rednecks don't have computers....do they?

Yes. Shit, I shouldn't be participating in this.

[mod]

Alright kids, back on topic. :mad:

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:cool:

TestTransmission · 12-10-2009 2:55am

DigiGal wrote: »

Dude....

It hurts....it really hurts
Not to mention hot flushes, being depressed/irratible for no reason,bad skin, huge sore bloated belly, not being able to wear certain clothes and lets not forget no more sexy time, yes that right no more sex, especially not of the oral variety despite being horny as hell...for an entire week..is that really what you want

?????????????????????????????

Thank god you're not my missus

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 2:57am

jackncoke wrote: »

?????????????????????????????

Thank god you're not my missus

No you misunderstand...

I mean you can't recieve any If you have your time of the month...

smk89 · 12-10-2009 3:01am

DigiGal wrote: »

and lets not forget no more sexy time, yes that right no more sex, especially not of the oral variety despite being horny as hell...for an entire week..is that really what you want

woah... women enjoy sexytime.
news to me

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2009 3:01am

You can still have sex....

also, shaving sucks ass, but it feels so manly.

DigiGal · 12-10-2009 3:01am

smk89 wrote: »

woah... women enjoy sexytime.
news to me

I'd hate to be your missus!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 12-10-2009 3:05am

DigiGal wrote: »

No you misunderstand...

I mean you can't recieve any If you have your time of the month...

He means he would recieve any if he was your oh...

smk89 wrote: »

woah... women enjoy sexytime.
news to me

/facepalm

Tar, sex during period = wrong... very very wrong :P (excluding oral sex of course)

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2009 3:07am

Sophia Polite Watchband wrote: »

Tar, sex during period = wrong... very very wrong :P (excluding oral sex of course)

hellooooo

coughtowelcough, so eh the weather...eh

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 12-10-2009 3:14am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

hellooooo

coughtowelcough, so eh the weather...eh

It's way too late/early for rhymes

A towel? I think I know where this is going, so I will let you go there yourself, I will stay here and guard this lamp post.

Not my sort of thing, sorry :P

Well if it was Jessica Alba... hmm... nope still wouldn't.

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2009 3:17am

godspeed lamp post protector1!!!cos0!!

/collapse

CHD · 12-10-2009 3:29am

Grow a beard obv

randylonghorn · 12-10-2009 3:36am

Dalary Brave Tapeworm wrote: »

Three minutes.

Jeez, you lasted a long time ... new record? :pac:

Sweet jebus, I fecking hate shaving, but to compare it to periods? :eek:

I'm a man, and I know that makes as much sense as TarA when she's drunk!!

Mr Benevolent · 12-10-2009 3:49am

randylonghorn wrote: »

I'm a man, and I know that makes as much sense as TarA when she's drunk!!

She? You jest sir, there are no women on the internet.

Jen Pigs Fly · 12-10-2009 4:05am

1 hour on a period and you'll be selling your soul for a razor to shave! :pac:

Besides, you can't beat a good clean shaven man if you ask me!

orestes · 12-10-2009 4:13am

DigiGal wrote: »

Dude....

It hurts....it really hurts
Not to mention hot flushes, being depressed/irratible for no reason,bad skin, huge sore bloated belly, not being able to wear certain clothes and lets not forget no more sexy time, yes that right no more sex, especially not of the oral variety despite being horny as hell...for an entire week..is that really what you want

DigiGal wrote: »

No you misunderstand...

I mean you can't recieve any If you have your time of the month...

Sophia Polite Watchband wrote: »

Tar, sex during period = wrong... very very wrong :P (excluding oral sex of course)

Fukk that. Blood-sports ftw

The_B_Man · 12-10-2009 4:23am

lol there is no way in hell i would rather be a woman than a man! I dont think theres 1 thing they have up on us!

EdgarAllenPoo · 12-10-2009 8:28am

smk89 wrote: »

if you cut yourself shaving it bleeds for a few mins. but 7 days!!

i dont even have that much blood

There's a Mr. Garrison quote that I could use but for the sake of decency (and the fact I couldn't find the clip on youtube) I won't.

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Besides, you can't beat a good clean shaven man if you ask me!

You can if you use a big stick.

Hmm, shaving or playing for Munster, have to say I prefer having to shave, least I have the choice not to shave.

K-Ren · 12-10-2009 8:33am

Well, I cut myself quite a bit shaving so...

phasers · 12-10-2009 8:37am

Women do both you know OP

Tar.Aldarion · 12-10-2009 8:46am

phasers wrote: »

Women do both you know OP

maybe your fancy city women do

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 9:05am

Don't you worry Tara, it's your ruggedness that's your charm.

Cupcake_Crisis · 12-10-2009 9:05am

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol there is no way in hell i would rather be a woman than a man! I dont think theres 1 thing they have up on us!

We have boobs :cool:

Capt'n Midnight · 12-10-2009 9:25am

if you are worried about razors then try veet wax strips

anniehoo · 12-10-2009 9:38am

Volvoboy wrote: »

I'd rather ''be visted by auntie flow'' than shaving.

..i actually feel a bit sick i laughed so much after that statement!

Elba101 · 12-10-2009 9:41am

A thread about periods...classy...

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 9:49am

Are you that precious?

mkdon05 · 12-10-2009 9:57am

I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and survives!

The Brianoh · 12-10-2009 10:03am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

We have boobs :cool:

Touche

Women definitely have the better sex parts. When they're not out of action for 5 days that is.

shellyboo · 12-10-2009 10:12am

Love how the OP is making out like women don't have to shave... er, legs, underarms, ladyparts anyone? That's a lot more surface area than 6 inches of face. AND we have periods. So hush yer moanin, OP.

Jesus Wept · 12-10-2009 10:16am

shellyboo wrote: »

Love how the OP is making out like women don't have to shave

It's a choice shellyboo, believe it or not.

F1ngers · 12-10-2009 10:25am

The_B_Man wrote: »

I dont think theres 1 thing they have up on us!

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

We have boobs :cool:

And multiple orgasms...:cool::cool:

Ann22 · 12-10-2009 10:36am

My oh hates shaving. I can understand what a hassle it is after all it is every single day, but you have feck all to do every day in comparison to us women with the pressure we live with to look our best. Think positive tho'...you lot don't wear make up so at least when you shave at least you look better...know what I mean? Like if you come in from work all untidy and unshaven..off you go, shower, shave and fix your hair..look how cool you look before you hit the town. Whereas if you didn't need to shave there would be no huge difference to your appearance. You'd be boringly the same all the time:(.
I don't really begrudge a few days of suffering and messiness out of every month 'cos I know my pmt disappears. I don't feel guilty about lying on the sofa with a blanket, eating chocolate and taking tablets that make me feel much better.

Time of the month or Shaving?

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