Sky Channel 900+

Voltex

Has anyone ever had the bottle to actually ring one of those girls?
What do they talk to you about?...when ever Im browsing and I see them they are all chat...at £2 p/m incl VAT.

Kiera

I am one of those girls :mad:

LEIN

Its really a fat hairy bloke talking like a woman.

LEIN

Kiera wrote: »

I am one of those girls :mad:

Any chance of a freebie?

TheCardHolder

My mate rang in and asked her to pull funny faces and she told him she wasn't allowed.

Voltex

Kiera wrote: »

I am one of those girls :mad:

Bet ya are...10,000+ posts...ya must be good at waffeling!

Voltex

TheCardHolder wrote: »

My mate rang in and asked her to pull funny faces and she told him she wasn't allowed.

Youre mate?...

AnonoBoy

Voltex wrote: »

Youre mate?...

Yes. He is mate.

MIN2511

Bloody expensive! €2 pm... Like you need at least 7mins from start to finish... Why pay €14 when you can score everywhere?

jumpguy

Essex TV.

Thank me later.

Captain Havoc

Did ye ever see the disclamer stating that the girl you talk to might not actually be the girl on the telly? Reminds me of that time Bevis and Butthead called the sex line.

laoisforliam

Yeah me and my friend did one night when we were fucked... He kept askin her for dinner recipes and tips in the kitchen, she kept trying to talk dirty, it was a waste of money but i got a good kick outta it

jumpguy

laoisforliam wrote: »

Yeah me and my friend did one night when we were fucked... He kept askin her for dinner recipes and tips in the kitchen, she kept trying to talk dirty, it was a waste of money but i got a good kick prick outta it

FYP.

Local-womanizer

Damo9090 wrote: »

Any chance of a freebie?

After you just saying its a fat hairy man you still want a freebie!

God,if its free the Irish will take it,no matter what it is:pac:

Disclaimer:Kiera,I dont think you are a fat hairy man;)

cianl1

Wouldn't give it much thought, they're all "lesbians" apparently.

... Waaaait a minute.

Joey the lips

909 omg i am in heaven! I am too miserable to ring though!

soundsham

Voltex wrote: »

Has anyone ever had the bottle to actually ring one of those girls?
What do they talk to you about?...when ever Im browsing and I see them they are all chat...at £2 p/m incl VAT.

you need a phone not a bottle

cianl1

Is everyone gone to watch?

The_Minister

955 is amazing right now.

Vain

cianl1 wrote: »

Is everyone gone to watch?

By watching you mean flapping? Then yes they are.

Acacia

Anybody who rings up those yokes must be seriously stupid- if you have internet access, you have free porn. How those lines are still in business,I don't know.

cianl1

It's simple and oh so obvious my friend. Men will jack off to anything with boobs involved. It's that easy. Some men just find it easier to get the job done if they ring up.

Acacia

But tis cheaper to use the internet!:D Well, whatever floats your boat , I guess.

K-9

The_Minister wrote: »

955 is amazing right now.

That's your Mom isn't it?

The_Minister

K-9 wrote: »

That's your Mom isn't it?

No, I just wanted to see who would look:D

sdanseo

Vain wrote: »

By watching you mean flapping? Then yes they are.

It's fapping - but I want to maim murder assasinate hurt the person who made up that word.

As an aside, CH 965 - as for some of the above "reccommendations" I reckon a nursing home would be more appropriate than a TV studio, tbh

Snowie

The_Minister wrote: »

No, I just wanted to see who would look:D

:pac:

dude do they have the grannys on again...

TestTransmission

Oh,how I miss having SKY,but then I rememeber that I have Playboy,Television X and the Adult Channel

K-9

The_Minister wrote: »

No, I just wanted to see who would look:D

Research purposes.

I believe you!

cianl1

jackncoke wrote: »

Oh,how I miss having SKY,but then I rememeber that I have Playboy,Television X and the Adult Channel

Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but I wish you'd get severe crotch burns you lucky bastard.

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cianl1 wrote: »

Don't take this the wrong way or anything, but I wish you'd get severe crotch burns you lucky bastard.

They're pretty **** tbh,

cianl1

jackncoke wrote: »

They're pretty **** tbh,

Still, more than I've got. Even with the internet.

kryogen

i will admit to being a fan of a few of the girls on there, honourable mention goes to Reede Fox, one hell of a woman, and the scottish girl, kellie, or katie?

in my defence i suffer from insomnia and spankin it tires me out lol

Snowie

[quote=kryogen;62476245 honourable mention goes to Reede Fox,[/quote]

shes THE most Attractive woman on any of the programs she so hot and make feck all effort to be.....


YUmmy

ScumLord

Waste of money, it's much cheaper to ring female names from the phone book, they'll talk dirty to you all night.

kryogen

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

shes THE most Attractive woman on any of the programs she so hot and make feck all effort to be.....


YUmmy

ah a brother!!

100% agree, she is on another level!

K-Ren

soundsham wrote: »

you need a phone not a bottle

I'm pretty sure in this case both would be handy!

themont85

jackncoke wrote: »

Oh,how I miss having SKY,but then I rememeber that I have Playboy,Television X and the Adult Channel

Ye I miss it too, but then I do have a girlfriend.:)

Why the hell would you pay for those channels?! There is free porn...

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themont85 wrote: »

Ye I miss it too, but then I do have a girlfriend.:)

Why the hell would you pay for those channels?! There is free porn...

I have a lovely girlfriend that I live with and I dont pay for these channels...but thats a completely different story

johnnyskeleton

Acacia wrote: »

if you have internet access, you have free porn.

The irony of this thread is not lost on anybody.

4zn76tysfajdxp

cianl1 wrote: »

Still, more than I've got. Even with the internet.

*Sigh*


I miss that avatar...

Joey the lips

Marvin Gorgeous Hemp wrote: »

*Sigh*


I miss that avatar...

Not being in tune with afterhours I wondered when you became mod! I now see! although i suspect the increase to traffic in boards lately will have you to busy to watch the 900 channels. Oh the pain!

Well done. Will you be changing your avator

DarkJager

Channels for people who don't have the internet for their pron surfing requirements.

Agent Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnjSIJvJkk

Joey the lips

DarkJager wrote: »

Channels for people who don't have the internet for their pron surfing requirements.

No, channels for people who want a bit of eye candy between the adverts....afik!

DarkJager

Joey the lips wrote: »

No, channels for people who want a bit of eye candy between the adverts....afik!

I'd rather watch the adverts tbh

Joey the lips

DarkJager wrote: »

I'd rather watch the adverts tbh

Then you have not seen morgan!

DarkJager

Joey the lips wrote: »

Then you have not seen morgan!

I probably have at some stage! I don't see the point of it though. Some dolled up artificial bimbo charging you a few quid per minute to talk to her while she writhes around on screen like a stripper having a fit? You could go to the pub, drink a few pints and burn the ear off one of them for real!

MrJetlag

Cheaper to get a brasser tbh if you're really desperate

Funny lip reading the girls though - especially Tiffany

memo_to_all

Funny how the good ones are good,yet the bad ones are really really bad.Basically ugly girls who think they are gorgeous trying to be sexy...bad bad mix

MrJetlag

Ive just checked - a few of them are brassers !!