Our Lady to appear in Knock on Sunday

JONJO THE MISER

According to leading psychic Joe Coleman our Lady will appear in Knock on Sunday at 3.00pm. this is the same guy who predicted our lady would appear in Donegal last week and people there witnessed the appearance of our lady.
I hope if people go to Knock that someone will bring a video recorder to record this just in case she does appear.
Heres a link to the story http://www.mayonews.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7836&Itemid=38#

petes

A load of aul bollocks!

donmeister

They were on magic mushrooms back in the day, what will the people be on now to 'experience' our lady? Heroin? MDMA? LSD?


EDIT: Its gonna be some party!

General Zod

"leading psychic" lol

Sure tell 100 religious people to stare at a wall on a certain day and Mary will appear and you'll get 10 of them that will say Mary appeared.

FruitLover

Who's "our" lady?

My name is URL

Is that the one that used to be on the game?

So many Marys... it gets confusing

That_Guy

If "Our Lady" was to appear at all, why the hell would she pick Knock?

Surely there's better places.

mikom

Promised rain on Sunday...... can't see her showing up.
And anyway what's she doing working on a Sunday.

General Zod

My name is URL wrote: »

Is that the one that used to be on the game?

So many Marys... it gets confusing

Noo, that was supposed to be Mary Magdalene, and the whole thing about her being on the game was made up by women hating clergy to supress the real books of the bible that tell us that Jesus' blood line survived and is hidden by the freemasons with the help of the reverse vampires.

DAN BROWN WRITES DOCUMENTARIES.

Dudess

Aw... Takes me back to Ballinspittle. Did anyone make the trip there?

General Zod

Dudess wrote: »

Aw... Takes me back to Ballinspittle. Did anyone make the trip there?

I certainly was tripping, yeah.

s_carnage

This is the exact same as Bloody Mary:

Just chant her name thirteen times at midnight into a mirror and she will appear

Hope they've a big enough mirror in Knock!!!

RandolphEsq

I'll watch the repeat during the week

mikom

Dudess wrote: »

Aw... Takes me back to Ballin' spittle.

Is that a sexual position?

DO'Carlo/Wex

Is she appearing as part of a Worldwide Tour?
Our Lady: The Return of Mary. For One Night Only! (Subject to Licence or People Believing or Garda Clearance).
I was told this by a Jehovah Type Auld Wan in Carlow last week who was campaigning against Lisbon (possibly on behalf of Coir). It was Late at Night outside a Church in Centre of Town. SUrreal. I moved on pretty lively. Didn't fancy a Bible being thumped on my Head!
Where's she off to after Knock? Down to Limerick to see her' stump?
Or will she fly over to Lourdes or head to Fatima? Has she much of a break?

Aidric

I think I'll stay in and watch Back Door Virgins VI.

D-A-V-E

before people start believing this, have a look at this..it got 11.5 million views on youtube..has to be the biggest farce ever, look out for the sketch that they did! so hilarious!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

meathstevie

I heard she's bringing tea and biscuits - in true Mrs Doyle style - for everyone in the audience.

Long Onion

Couldn't be arsed going myself, she won't even put out.

LordSutch

General Zod wrote: »

Noo, that was supposed to be Mary Magdalene, and the whole thing about her being on the game was made up by women hating clergy ............

Didn't she start the Magdalene laundry?

ejmaztec

mikom wrote: »

Promised rain on Sunday...... can't see her showing up.
And anyway what's she doing working on a Sunday.

The Christian religious folk only work on Sundays, leaving the rest of the week to count the cash.

Squiggle

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

According to leading psychic Joe Coleman our Lady will appear in Knock on Sunday at 3.00pm.

Reckon he'll be there with a chip/burger trailer cashing in on the idiots who turn up.

murfie

Its sad that here on AH posters can ridicule peoples faith with such intolerance and nastiness.

Live and let live.

Cunny-Funt

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

According to leading psychic Joe Coleman our Lady will appear in Knock on Sunday at 3.00pm. this is the same guy who predicted our lady would appear in Donegal last week and people there witnessed the appearance of our lady.
I hope if people go to Knock that someone will bring a video recorder to record this just in case she does appear.
Heres a link to the story http://www.mayonews.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7836&Itemid=38#

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA. Good one op.

murfie wrote: »

Its sad that here on AH posters can ridicule peoples faith with such intolerance and nastiness.

Live and let live.

Yeah cause if you people had it your way again we'd all be stoned to death. I consider that level of a lack of common sense very dangerous.

LordSutch

murfie wrote: »

Its sad that here on AH posters can ridicule peoples faith with such intolerance and nastiness. Live and let live.

To be fair, it was a Dublin based clairvoyant 'Joe Coleman' who forecast there will be 50,000 people in Knock on Sunday for the predicted ‘apparition’ of Our Lady at 3pm at the Shrine church.............

Blame 'Joe Coleman' I say.

Max Power1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufpVqs1TNIg

iregk

Isn't it amazing the timing?

I mean call me cynical but according to the news the number of people visiting knock has been steadily dropping in the past few years with this year having the lowest ever figures on record. So what better way to get the punters back than a good aul fashioned apparition or moving statue…

murfie

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

Yeah cause if you people had it your way again we'd all be stoned to death. I consider that level of a lack of common sense very dangerous.

Who is "my people", do you know me?

Camelot wrote: »

Blame 'Joe Coleman' I say.

Granted, but I am in not one to judge. If people believe Our Lady will appear to them and that fulfills something that is missing from their lives then more power to them. We all have something in our lives we use to make it through the day, for them its their faith.

SV

much lols.

oh well, I guess if you're that weak to need something like this in the first place then you'll believe anything.

junkyard

Can you get me her autograph? Couldn't be arsed going up there, once was more than enough............

mikom

murfie wrote: »

We all have something in our lives we use to make it through the day, for them its their faith.

For me it's altar boys.

_blank_

I would

gman2k

If she was any good at all at all, she would have 'appeared' on O'Connell street in Dublin the other week when all the TV crews and photographers were there for the taxi strike.
But no, she makes a piece of porcelain cry somewhere, or (LOL) gets a tree stump to look like her!
And while she's at it, could she not bring her young lad as well? Just for the spin!
These deities just can't handle the modern meeja.

gaz wac

Can someone Sky + for me, ill be in the Farmleigh Drive in cinema on Sunday !

Wazdakka

Knock 'apparition' to attract 50,000

Wow..
I think I might go down after all.

I could sell a HELL OF A LOT of magic beans to 50,000 people who are that stupid.
I'll be rich.
Sianara suckers.. Enjoy the recession,

Agricola

It so weird that all this sh!t starts happenin again as soon as theres abit of economic doom and gloom. Its almost like people are wishing for some comforting event to happen in an effort to take their minds off of whats going on in the real world.............................................:rolleyes:

NedTermo

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

According to leading psychic Joe Coleman our Lady will appear in Knock on Sunday at 3.00pm. this is the same guy who predicted our lady would appear in Donegal last week and people there witnessed the appearance of our lady.
I hope if people go to Knock that someone will bring a video recorder to record this just in case she does appear.
Heres a link to the story http://www.mayonews.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7836&Itemid=38#

Neamhshuntasach

When i was a kid my neighbor had a statue of Mary that shed tears of blood. I seen it once and it sure was crying blood. It was taken away and tested and it couldn't be explained how it was happening. Weird but it brought some circus of mad things.

General Zod

murfie wrote: »

Its sad that here on AH posters can ridicule peoples faith with such intolerance and nastiness.

Live and let live.

I'm very intolerant of exploitative, manipulative hogwash of any description.

Euro_Kraut

-Knock, Knock.

-Who's there?

-Our Lady.

mathie

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Our Lady.

admiralofthefleet

damn, im working, i wanted to ask her for a lend of a few bob.

seriously, catholics talk some amount of bollox

General Zod

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

When i was a kid my neighbor had a statue of Mary that shed tears of blood. I seen it once and it sure was crying blood. It was taken away and tested and it couldn't be explained how it was happening. Weird but it brought some circus of mad things.

I had a statue of Jesus that used to light up and sing "love me tender". Turns out it was a set of lights and a small speaker inside the plastic that caused it.

big b

Homesick already Jonjo?

IM0

she cant be in two places at once, shes down for doin the hoovering on sunday between 2:30-3:30pm round my place

thomond2006

Hope Father Ted is there:

"Holy Mary, Mother of God!"

Dudess

Des wrote: »

I would

Cool top she's got on her.

admiralofthefleet

she was only a virgin if you dont count anal

major bill

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

According to leading psychic Joe Coleman our Lady will appear in Knock on Sunday at 3.00pm. this is the same guy who predicted our lady would appear in Donegal last week and people there witnessed the appearance of our lady.
I hope if people go to Knock that someone will bring a video recorder to record this just in case she does appear.
Heres a link to the story http://www.mayonews.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7836&Itemid=38#

il go down with me labour card so, she might be able to get us a job

genericguy

if i said i saw jimi hendrix in the phoenix park last sunday, the whole country would think i was mental, yet it's perfectly acceptable to pretend you see made up people as long as they appeared in the world's best selling novel.

wudangclan

curiously enough the psychic did predict something and multiple witnesses saw some sort of light show.
i reckon it's those aliens from the dog star fucking with our heads again.