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Cop Stop!

  • 29-09-2009 01:40PM
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A bloke was driving home after it long lunch. He knew he'd had a few beers too may so he was being particularly careful, doing everything by the book. Inevitably, he was pulled over. Before the cop reached the window, the driver was explaining how he'd really only had a couple and he was just ... The cop cut him short.

    'If you'd just get out of the vehicle please, sir”.
    The man tried to explain how careful he was being. The cop insisted. The man got out of the car. The cop led him around to the back and pointed.
    “Are you aware, sir.” he said “that your left hand brake light is not working?”

    The man slumped to his knees, and burst into tears.
    “It is only a brake light sir” the cop said.

    “Oh, **** the brake light,” said the man, “where’s my ******* caravan?”


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