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Pheromones

  • 24-09-2009 9:09pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Seems a bit fishy to me.:rolleyes:

    I'll grab my coat............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    sharky86 wrote: »
    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!

    like what?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The do work, I should know I wholesale the stuff.

    I'll do special discount for boardsies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    A woman who has no trouble getting laid ?

    Who'da thunk it ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,118 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    So if i use a sock to wipe my balls with and use it to entice ladies to my Clio, I won't get sued?

    Is that what you're telling me? Coz my balls are crawling with pherenomes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I don't buy it, if everyone wants to ride her it's probably because she's hot.

    Also, pics please etc. We can judge whether she's hot or if it's the pheromones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    What's wrong with normal smelly stuff like perfume and aftershave?!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Nothing can beat an ould schnifter of man armpit or the whiff of the whispering gee. TheZohan, PM sent.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    I dunno I reakon there could be something to it.. she aint anything special or that kinda at the level of "do for a poke when the tv's broke" but damn someting bout her.. any how off subject matter why dont lyncs try them out heck if I got laid with every spray I'd but a tent and 400 cans a months


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sylvie Green Nectarine


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    :eek:
    *starts saving up*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    mmmmmmm playsuits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    sharky86 wrote: »
    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!
    Have ye not heard of perfume, aftershave or deodourant in Carla or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?
    What size? We can trade....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    or the whiff of the whispering gee..

    Front farts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?

    She's not, but she's easy so give it a shot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Nothing can beat an ould schnifter of man armpit or the whiff of the whispering gee. TheZohan, PM sent.
    Its whispering eye you doughnut! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    What size? We can trade....

    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    Girl: Wow! What's that aftershave ur wearing?
    Guy: 'Come to me'..does it smell like 'Come' to you!!!

    tah dum spish!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.
    Oh too much of a squeeze for me. I didn't know you were so ickle? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.

    Have you got a size 18?

    I always gets mom's christmas presents earlier than everyone elses


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its whispering eye you doughnut! :rolleyes:
    stovelid wrote: »
    Front farts?

    Finally the truth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Colpriz wrote: »
    Girl: Wow! What's that aftershave ur wearing?
    Guy: 'Come to me'..does it smell like 'Come' to you!!!

    tah dum spish!


    haha classic


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    stovelid wrote: »
    Front farts?

    Eww


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pheromones is Eau De Gee - what the hell is she spending money for...?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Eww

    More pffssssst, I would have thought.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.

    If there is any justice in the world this will be post of the day.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dudess wrote: »
    Pheromones is Eau De Gee - what the hell is she spending money for...?!
    :eek: Dudess




    :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'm classy as fuk most of the time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You're the girl for me, D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.


    Brrrrrzzzzoop!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.
    Colpriz wrote: »
    Brrrrrzzzzoop!
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?

    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    stovelid wrote: »
    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?

    Maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    stovelid wrote: »
    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?

    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?


    It was going to come out at some stage..!! bah dum spish!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D


    How could you possibly get away with that? Hers will smell of lavender!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D
    This just makes you look like a dick as girls dont fart!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?
    Kiera wrote: »
    This just makes you look like a dick as girls dont fart!

    Right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Colpriz wrote: »
    How could you possibly get away with that? Hers will smell of lavender!
    That'd be the shower gel she uses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Right.
    Urban Legend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D

    Boys don't do propulsive lady-bottom emissions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dudess wrote: »
    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.
    Oh noes, you're evil!

    Congrats on the new modship btw :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    You people make me sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Dudess wrote: »
    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.

    Is a Lady's Lounge like a Front Bottom?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You people make me sick.
    Peanut butter makes me sick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    You people make me sick.

    Pictures of David Beckham in just his underwear make me sick


    *clicks Brendan's signature


    Vomits*


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