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Pheromones

  • 24-09-2009 9:09pm
    #1
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!


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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Seems a bit fishy to me.:rolleyes:

    I'll grab my coat............


  • #3
    Kev_ps3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    sharky86 wrote: »
    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!

    like what?!


  • #4
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The do work, I should know I wholesale the stuff.

    I'll do special discount for boardsies.


  • #5
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    A woman who has no trouble getting laid ?

    Who'da thunk it ?


  • #6
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)


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  • #7
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,144 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    So if i use a sock to wipe my balls with and use it to entice ladies to my Clio, I won't get sued?

    Is that what you're telling me? Coz my balls are crawling with pherenomes


  • #8
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I don't buy it, if everyone wants to ride her it's probably because she's hot.

    Also, pics please etc. We can judge whether she's hot or if it's the pheromones.


  • #9
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Like this??
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLq2-uZd5LY


  • #10
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    What's wrong with normal smelly stuff like perfume and aftershave?!


  • #11
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Nothing can beat an ould schnifter of man armpit or the whiff of the whispering gee. TheZohan, PM sent.


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  • #12
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    I dunno I reakon there could be something to it.. she aint anything special or that kinda at the level of "do for a poke when the tv's broke" but damn someting bout her.. any how off subject matter why dont lyncs try them out heck if I got laid with every spray I'd but a tent and 400 cans a months


  • #13
    Sylvie Green Nectarine
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Sylvie Green Nectarine


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    :eek:
    *starts saving up*


  • #14
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?


  • #15
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nah they're doing it all wrong. I wear this it smells amazing and works with your pheromones :)

    mmmmmmm playsuits


  • #16
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    sharky86 wrote: »
    today I was chatting to a lady in work over a mid afternoon coffie break as you do and she admitted to using Pheromones, she buys them online and says they never fail for her..gets her stuff when ever she wants??

    Bloodly first I heard about people actually buying AND using that stuff. is it common place? I think they must work because I'd sure love to get me hands on her!!!!
    Have ye not heard of perfume, aftershave or deodourant in Carla or something?


  • #17
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?
    What size? We can trade....


  • #18
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    or the whiff of the whispering gee..

    Front farts?


  • #19
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Thanks, I've just purchased the full set of Lace Maiden Babydoll because of that. :(



    Tom is durty Mary single?

    She's not, but she's easy so give it a shot


  • #20
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Nothing can beat an ould schnifter of man armpit or the whiff of the whispering gee. TheZohan, PM sent.
    Its whispering eye you doughnut! :rolleyes:


  • #21
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    What size? We can trade....

    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.


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  • #22
    Colpriz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    Girl: Wow! What's that aftershave ur wearing?
    Guy: 'Come to me'..does it smell like 'Come' to you!!!

    tah dum spish!


  • #23
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.
    Oh too much of a squeeze for me. I didn't know you were so ickle? ;)


  • #24
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Size UK8 with custom velcro gusset.

    Have you got a size 18?

    I always gets mom's christmas presents earlier than everyone elses


  • #25
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its whispering eye you doughnut! :rolleyes:
    stovelid wrote: »
    Front farts?

    Finally the truth.


  • #26
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Colpriz wrote: »
    Girl: Wow! What's that aftershave ur wearing?
    Guy: 'Come to me'..does it smell like 'Come' to you!!!

    tah dum spish!


    haha classic


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    stovelid wrote: »
    Front farts?

    Eww


  • #28
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Pheromones is Eau De Gee - what the hell is she spending money for...?!


  • #29
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Eww

    More pffssssst, I would have thought.


  • #30
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.

    If there is any justice in the world this will be post of the day.


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dudess wrote: »
    Pheromones is Eau De Gee - what the hell is she spending money for...?!
    :eek: Dudess

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8



    :P


  • #32
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'm classy as fuk most of the time...


  • #33
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You're the girl for me, D.


  • #34
    Colpriz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.


    Brrrrrzzzzoop!


  • #35
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    stovelid wrote: »
    More pffssssst, I would have thought.
    Colpriz wrote: »
    Brrrrrzzzzoop!
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?


  • #36
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?

    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?


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  • #37
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    stovelid wrote: »
    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?

    Maybe


  • #38
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    stovelid wrote: »
    That's kind of a yes or no question, isn't it?

    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D


  • #39
    Colpriz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?


    It was going to come out at some stage..!! bah dum spish!


  • #40
    Colpriz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Colpriz


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D


    How could you possibly get away with that? Hers will smell of lavender!


  • #41
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D
    This just makes you look like a dick as girls dont fart!


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  • #42
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Kiera wrote: »
    Are we now talking about fanny farts?
    Kiera wrote: »
    This just makes you look like a dick as girls dont fart!

    Right.


  • #43
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Colpriz wrote: »
    How could you possibly get away with that? Hers will smell of lavender!
    That'd be the shower gel she uses.


  • #44
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Right.
    Urban Legend!


  • #45
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    TheZohan wrote: »
    The best ones are the ones you let yourself and blame them on her, just rememer to throw a look of disgust. :D

    Boys don't do propulsive lady-bottom emissions.


  • #46
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.


  • #47
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dudess wrote: »
    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.
    Oh noes, you're evil!

    Congrats on the new modship btw :)


  • #48
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    You people make me sick.


  • #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Dudess wrote: »
    This thread should be moved to The Ladies' Lounge.

    Is a Lady's Lounge like a Front Bottom?


  • #50
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    brendansmith wrote: »
    You people make me sick.
    Peanut butter makes me sick.


  • #51
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    brendansmith wrote: »
    You people make me sick.

    Pictures of David Beckham in just his underwear make me sick


    *clicks Brendan's signature


    Vomits*


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