Islamic terrorists using new technique

ronbyrne2005 · 21-09-2009 7:06pm #1

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

Only a matter of time before they pack their arses full of semtex and down a plane. We'll need internal body scans at airports too.

df1985 · 21-09-2009 7:09pm

gives a whole new meaning to the term explosive diarrhoea

El Guapo! · 21-09-2009 7:10pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q

AckwelFoley · 21-09-2009 7:10pm

thank fcuk graham norton isnt muslim

wudangclan · 21-09-2009 7:11pm

imagine the training you have to do to get ready for this.:eek:

Senna · 21-09-2009 7:12pm

would a woman not have been better for this job?

allanb49 · 21-09-2009 7:13pm

Making these bombs is a pain in the arse,
**** way to go

greendom · 21-09-2009 7:14pm

Class quote

Prince Nayef, who had led an anti-terror crackdown in Saudi Arabia, injured his hand. He admitted: "He surprised me by blowing himself up

."
No s**t Sherlock

Whosbetter? · 21-09-2009 7:14pm

Holey Sh1t!

kleefarr · 21-09-2009 7:17pm

Senna wrote: »

would a woman not have been better for this job?

Yeah. Two hiding places.

chin_grin · 21-09-2009 7:17pm

I stopped reading at ".........the Sun."

_Arctic_ · 21-09-2009 7:27pm

That aint new... Ever hear of a "Prison Purse"?

AnonoBoy · 21-09-2009 7:30pm

Next they'll try and contaminate batches of Prep H with liquid semtex and nobody with piles will be safe.

sean0 · 21-09-2009 7:48pm

all these terrorist attacks are a pain in the arse

brummytom · 21-09-2009 8:00pm

So they've moved on from terrorism to stick-ups?

Bandit12 · 21-09-2009 8:00pm

I'd find a Dublin taxi driver a more realiable source than the sun newspaper

Whosbetter? · 21-09-2009 8:10pm

Fookin Terrorists!

Always sturrin' the sh1t.:rolleyes:

mukki · 21-09-2009 8:50pm

that wouldn't really work, they need the force of the symtex to propel objects at enough velocity to go other through people nearby,

i recommend that they stick about 50 x6inch nails up their ass first,

oh and don't forget kids....cutting yourselfs about 30 times verticially would help the nails to exit unrestricted.

Idiots

Riddle101 · 21-09-2009 9:00pm

A terrorist with a bomb up his arse is just not a terrorist at all. What ever happened to the days when terrorists would phone in a bomb and give you a chance to evacuate. Sometimes I think these guys are doing things half arsed.

procure11 · 21-09-2009 9:21pm

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

Only a matter of time before they pack their arses full of semtex and down a plane. We'll need internal body scans at airports too.

These dudes are laden with so much pressure
Now they have to Bin it out
I would say Osama caused it all!!

Heaven help us

ejmaztec · 21-09-2009 9:23pm

Riddle101 wrote: »

A terrorist with a bomb up his arse is just not a terrorist at all. What ever happened to the days when terrorists would phone in a bomb and give you a chance to evacuate. Sometimes I think these guys are doing things half arsed.

They're doing the evacuating themselves.

Going organic with sprouts and pickled onions is cheaper than Semtex anyhow, and far more destructive.

cherryghost · 21-09-2009 9:29pm

Thats a right pain in the arse alright

ejmaztec · 21-09-2009 9:36pm

I expect The Sun is waiting for the first one to get caught before detonation, so's they can use the headline "Terrorist Disarseter Averted".

The_Kew_Tour · 21-09-2009 9:42pm

Not only is it lack of balls these days now eh

Dun laoire · 21-09-2009 10:27pm

chin_grin wrote: »

I stopped reading at ".........the Sun."

They are a disgrace of a newspaper. Joking aside, it's a very serious incident and their headline is "Suicide Bummer" I mean for fuk sake! haha. Best thing on that paper is Mrs Openshaw. What a minx that one :pac: