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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Worlds most secret society, what do they do in their meeting????



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    They ain't free, they still charge about €80 per square yard.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I was pretty sure they sat around and plotted Dan Brown novels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    I always thought that they were very generous Stonecutters. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I was pretty sure they sat around and plotted Dan Brown novels.

    Plot? Dan Brown novels? Ha. Candy floss for the brain. His sh1te novels are more formulaic than Mills & Boon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    javaboy wrote: »
    Plot? Dan Brown novels? Ha. Candy floss for the brain. His sh1te novels are more formulaic than Mills & Boon.

    Sounds like Zionist talk to me. Or something.

    I'm not really sure.

    I've never read one of his epic tomes.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    /awaits arrival of Run_to_da_hills


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Sounds like Zionist talk to me. Or something.

    I'm not really sure.

    I've never read one of his epic tomes.

    I'll summarise a couple for you:
    Deception Point:
    Some dudes find a big thing under one of the poles.
    They ream off a bajillion scientific reasons why it can't have been placed there recently. Ice cores and other crap. It must be there squillions of years.

    A bunch of stuff happens. There's a few baddies. An ultra miniature helicopter pokes someone in the eye. Shots are fired. The previous scientific evidence is all negated in a very poor and unimaginative bordering on deus ex machina lazy ass u-turn that offends the reader imo.

    the end.


    The Da Vinci Code:
    Robert Langdon is a symbols nerd.
    He gets called to a murder scene by a detective.
    The dead guy is not all he seems.
    The detective secretly thinks Langdon is the killer i.e. he's not all he seems.
    Female detective, possibly called Sophie, comes up with a plan to get Langdon away from the scene. She's not what she seems.
    They go to a Swiss bank.
    The bank manager brings them to safety.... and then turns on them. He's not all he seems.
    Then they go to some guy called Teabag's house. He helps them for reasons unknown and then when it's least convenient to him, he turns on them. He's not all he seems.
    Then Teabag's assistant turns on him. He's not all he seems.
    Then bla dee blah dee blah.

    There's an albino in there who is into S&M too. Something about Mary Macarena.

    Dire stuff really. Like watching 30 2 minute long god awful M. Night Shamyamylanalyan films in a row.

    Newsflash Brown: Twists and cliffhangers lose their impact if you have one on every friggin page.

    But then you have millions and millions of dollars and I don't so......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    javaboy wrote: »
    I'll summarise a couple for you:
    Deception Point:
    Some dudes find a big thing under one of the poles.
    They ream off a bajillion scientific reasons why it can't have been placed there recently. Ice cores and other crap. It must be there squillions of years.

    A bunch of stuff happens. There's a few baddies. An ultra miniature helicopter pokes someone in the eye. Shots are fired. The previous scientific evidence is all negated in a very poor and unimaginative bordering on deus ex machina lazy ass u-turn that offends the reader imo.

    the end.


    The Da Vinci Code:
    Robert Langdon is a symbols nerd.
    He gets called to a murder scene by a detective.
    The dead guy is not all he seems.
    The detective secretly thinks Langdon is the killer i.e. he's not all he seems.
    Female detective, possibly called Sophie, comes up with a plan to get Langdon away from the scene. She's not what she seems.
    They go to a Swiss bank.
    The bank manager brings them to safety.... and then turns on them. He's not all he seems.
    Then they go to some guy called Teabag's house. He helps them for reasons unknown and then when it's least convenient to him, he turns on them. He's not all he seems.
    Then Teabag's assistant turns on him. He's not all he seems.
    Then bla dee blah dee blah.

    There's an albino in there who is into S&M too. Something about Mary Macarena.

    Dire stuff really. Like watching 30 2 minute long god awful M. Night Shamyamylanalyan films in a row.

    Newsflash Brown: Twists and cliffhangers lose their impact if you have one on every friggin page.

    But then you have millions and millions of dollars and I don't so......

    tl;dr
    You knew that was coming didn't you javaboy?
    :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    tl;dr

    You know I wish I could say that about his books. But I did r. I r'd and I've regretted it every day since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭novarock


    I Actually think the OP is in fact Dan Brown. Now that his latest book is out, he has to try and get his facts straight for the upcoming plagiarism and defamation court cases.

    Love you Dan!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    It's a gentleman's club.

    Tuesday night is 'Twister' night and Thursday night 'sacrifice the blood of pure virgins' night.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    If you have to ask, you don't need to know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Don't know, something about Lisbon I think.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,410 ✭✭✭Dartz


    phasers wrote: »
    FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY

    FREEMASONS RUN BOARDS.IE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Eh which Orange lodge are you talking about exactly??
    http://www.nireland.com/evangelicaltruth/orange.html

    ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Freemasons are a "secret" society who have hundreds of conspiracy theories surrounding them, but in reality are harmless and do lots of great charity work.

    /thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 withGod


    Freemasons are a "secret" society who have hundreds of conspiracy theories surrounding them, but in reality are harmless and do lots of great charity work.

    /thread.

    Really?
    Thats news to me !
    I was really of the opinion they are child abusers and into child sacrifice in their satanic rituals doesn't seem like charity work to me and by the way am not been funny this is very serious how much control freemasons have even in Ireland today but they will not silence me and many millions of others who are exposing their abuse of children and human trafficking and paedophile rings !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 withGod


    "Illuminati Pawn" - America's Secret Destiny

    October 4, 2011




    George Washington, left, in full Masonic regalia. In the bottom right of the photo is a beehive, a Masonic symbol representing the ideal society, a socialist state where the population is ordered like worker bees, the antithesis of a constitutional republic.





    by David Richards
    (henrymakow.com)



    For centuries, Americans have prided themselves on being a secular nation, with a government divorced from the domination of any religious group. In reality, America has always been an expression of the occult beliefs of the Illuminati mystery schools.

    In America's Secret Destiny (1944), Manly Hall (below, left) revealed that America's planners and founders were occult initiates working towards building a satanic New World Order.

    Manly Palmer Hall (1901-1990) was a Canadian-born scholar in the fields of religion, mythology, mysticism, and the occult. His works uncovered the secret beliefs of elites throughout history, most famously in his seminal 'The Secret Teachings of All Ages' (1928).

    The American war of independence was a theatrical sham. The Illuminati had a centuries-old plan to create an independent US to advance their agenda.

    'Through carefully appointed representatives, the machinery of democracy was set up at least a hundred years before the period of the Revolutionary War.'

    AMERICA'S OCCULT HISTORY

    Centuries before 1776, the same mystery schools were in control of Europe.

    'All the petty princes of Europe in medieval times had their Merlin's, wise old men who in many instances were the actual rulers of the State. It is obvious that if these counselors were bound together by some common purpose their collective power would be considerable.'

    'And they were bound together, in the secret society of unknown philosophers, moving the crowns of Europe as on a mighty chessboard. Men of this caliber bring about the mutations of empire.'

    Some revealed America's future centuries in advance. Michel de Nostredamus (1503-1566) predicted the America we know today. He was an 'advisor' guiding events from behind the throne.

    'Nostradamus was consulted by three kings. Europe's most powerful Queen, Catherine de Medici, also consulted him on numerous occasions.'
    Nostradamus accurately predicted the evolution of the US towards its modern state.

    'He saw that a great civilization would rise in the western world. This civilization would free itself from the bonds to its mother country, and then assume a free place among the temporal powers. The new country would flourish and extend its domain across the entire continent. It would grow rich and powerful, he predicted, and live at peace with its sister, (Canada).'

    A reference in his prophecies reveals that Nostradamus was part of the same secret society that would eventually rule the US. Nostradamus referred to the US as 'the Land Which Keeps the Thursday.'

    'It refers to the unique American holiday, Thanksgiving, which always falls upon a Thursday. And this the only holiday which depends upon the day alone for its observance.'

    FRANCIS BACON AND THE THIRTEEN COLONIES

    Hall credits Francis Bacon (1561-1626), a Rosicrucian and court adviser to Queen Elizabeth I, as the chief architect of modern America.

    Bacon was the head of a 'secret society that included the most brilliant intellectuals of his day, who were 'bound together by a common oath to labor in the cause of a "world democracy", i.e. the NWO.

    'Bacon's secret society membership was not limited to England; it was most powerful in Germany, in France, and in the Netherlands, and most of the leaders of European thought were involved in the vast pattern of his purpose."

    Bacon orchestrated the settlement of a secret society network in America.
    "The Alchemists, Cabalists, Mystics, and Rosicrucian's were the incisive instruments of Bacon's plan. Representatives of these groups migrated to the colonies at an early date and set up their organization in suitable places."

    'The brotherhoods met in their rooms over inns and similar public buildings, practicing their ancient rituals exactly according to the fashion in Europe and England.'

    The American War of Independence is a perfect example of a 'people's revolution' being nothing of the kind.

    "It is the general opinion that revolutions begin with the common people, but this is not true; the benevolently informed always guide and direct public opinion," Hall wrote.

    The founding fathers were Freemasons, and their worldly power arose from their occult rank. Benjamin Franklin is a good example.

    'Historians have never ceased to wonder at the enormous psychological influence which Franklin exercised in colonial politics. But up to the present day, few indeed have realized that the source of his power lay in the secret societies to which he belonged and of which he was the appointed spokesman. '

    'When Benjamin Franklin went to France to be honored by the State, he was received too by the Lodge of Perfection, the most famous of all the French secret orders; and his name, written in his own fine hand, is in their record ledger, close to that of the Marquis de Lafayette.'

    CONCLUSION

    The information presented in America's Secret Destiny reveals the United States was an Illuminati concoction. The noble words of the US constitution were designed to ensnare the innocent in the totalitarian and occult NWO.

    The US was set up to be what it is today: the instrument of Luciferian world government.. Hall tells us that the American founders 'had sworn an oath to create world democracy'. America's current wars in the Middle East are fought under the banner of 'spreading democracy'. This is the Luciferian manner of expression that Orwell later called "doublespeak."

    --
    David Richards, 24, an Englishman teaching in China, is a regular contributor.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    withGod wrote: »
    Really?
    Thats news to me !
    I was really of the opinion they are child abusers and into child sacrifice in their satanic rituals doesn't seem like charity work to me and by the way am not been funny this is very serious how much control freemasons have even in Ireland today but they will not silence me and many millions of others who are exposing their abuse of children and human trafficking and paedophile rings !!!

    not sure if trolling...but just in case..

    really? or is it that since they are a secretive organisation that they are a prime target to point a finger at?

    The perfect example of the delusional paranoid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Amber Lamps


    Jobs for the lads, thats all it is nowadays


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    withGod wrote: »
    Really?
    Thats news to me !
    I was really of the opinion they are child abusers and into child sacrifice in their satanic rituals doesn't seem like charity work to me and by the way am not been funny this is very serious how much control freemasons have even in Ireland today but they will not silence me and many millions of others who are exposing their abuse of children and human trafficking and paedophile rings !!!

    Are you seriously bumping a thread from 2 years ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    You should check out the Freemason thread in the Conspiracy Theories forum, withGod.

    I visited the Freemason headquarters, which was open as part of Culture Night recently.

    They seemed like perfectly pleasant people to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 withGod


    we shall see whos paranoid very soon friend !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    withGod wrote: »
    we shall see whos paranoid very soon friend !!!

    We shall see who is paranoid very soon, friend.

    But really, I can't wait for the part where this guy says he has no agenda. They always seem to maintain they don't.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    withGod wrote: »
    we shall see whos paranoid very soon friend !!!

    go back to 2007


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    The Thread!

    It lives! IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://damienkatz.net/pics/alive.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 withGod


    Emiko wrote: »
    You should check out the Freemason thread in the Conspiracy Theories forum, withGod.

    I visited the Freemason headquarters, which was open as part of Culture Night recently.

    They seemed like perfectly pleasant people to me.
    Unfortunately those on ground are oblivious to what high ranking members of freemasons are involved in aka satanic rituals which would make a normal person sick such as child abuse and child sacrifice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    withGod wrote: »
    Unfortunately those on ground are oblivious to what high ranking members of freemasons are involved in aka satanic rituals which would make a normal person sick such as child abuse and child sacrifice.

    Is there any evidence for this?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    withGod wrote: »
    Unfortunately those on ground are oblivious to what high ranking members of freemasons are involved in aka satanic rituals which would make a normal person sick such as child abuse and child sacrifice.

    concrete evidence?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    withGod wrote: »
    Unfortunately those on ground are oblivious to what high ranking members of freemasons are involved in aka satanic rituals which would make a normal person sick such as child abuse and child sacrifice.

    Wait, I thought we were talking about Freemasons not the Roman Catholic Church?
    pmcmahon wrote: »
    concrete evidence?

    Don't be a fool pmc, who needs evidence when you have conjecture.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    They run sweet F/A, sure anyone can join, it's just a club. It works the way any club works. I have gotten a builder in I knew from my footballing days.

    Its a networking place fullstop.

    Its the freeplumbers that bother me, robbing shower off............


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    4leto wrote: »
    They run sweet F/A, sure anyone can join, it's just a club. It works the way any club works. I have gotten a builder in I knew from my footballing days.

    Its a networking place fullstop.

    aye it is quite handy for business contacts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Is this to do with 'The Global Economic Forum'?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 withGod




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    withGod wrote: »

    that is as much evidence as Derek Acorah is to proving the paranormal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    withGod wrote: »

    Evidence:rolleyes: that chap even sounds paranoid and mad, he cooked his brains with drugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Met a few freemasons. Good people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I was thinking about joining the Lions Club but this looks better. Can anyone advise me about how I'd go about joining, there is a lodge in the town where I'm living. I wonder if I just went down there one evening would they let me in or would I be taken captive and sacrificed on an alter to appease the Masonic Gods.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    I was thinking about joining the Lions Club but this looks better. Can anyone advise me about how I'd go about joining, there is a lodge in the town where I'm living. I wonder if I just went down there one evening would they let me in or would I be taken captive and sacrificed on an alter to appease the Masonic Gods.

    e-mail>contact info>some people will have a talk with you in your house or wherever (informal)>they'll recommend you to the lodge members>If all is well you'll then be able to take part in your joining ritual.Just like joining the army really


    That probably sounds weird and scary but its nothing really,helps if you know someone but not necessary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,768 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    who needs evidence when you have conjecture.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    e-mail>contact info>some people will have a talk with you in your house or wherever (informal)>they'll recommend you to the lodge members>If all is well you'll then be able to take part in your joining ritual.Just like joining the army really


    That probably sounds weird and scary but its nothing really,helps if you know someone but not necessary.

    Thanks. Are you a member yourself, or can I ask you that?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I thought they were a band no?:confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Thanks. Are you a member yourself, or can I ask you that?;)

    not if you value your life :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    doovdela wrote: »
    I thought they were a band no?:confused:

    yes but they're always looking for new members


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    You know most of these conspiracy theories regarding freemasons originates from the same places that conspiracy theories regarding Jews originated.
    4leto wrote: »
    sure anyone can join, it's just a club. It works the way any club works. I have gotten a builder in I knew from my footballing days.
    Its a networking place fullstop..

    Basically its the GAA for Protestants ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    As far as i can tell from the one or two that i know that are members is that it is just about helping each other out. So if your a junior freemason and your a painter, you will paint someones house for cheaper, or if you are an auctioneer you charge less commission. The newer members do more stuff for the senior members, but one day you will be a senior member, so you get back what you give. Its all about business and helping out other freemasons. Its kinda like Linkedln for the pre computer era. Nothing crazy about it or anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Basically its the GAA for Protestants ?

    Exactly but protestants have another

    My sis in law is a protestant and they are raring their kids to that tradition (I know every family has its shame( a joke).

    But because it is such a small community in Ireland after the sunday service they have tea and coffee so you can see how handy that would be for networking.

    I just realised the mechanic I use was also on my football team.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Wait, I thought we were talking about Freemasons not the Roman Catholic Church?
    Common misconception, I joined for the sex.....

    so you could say I made the same mistake.........:p


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