The "Would You Rather" game

Doyler92

Well it's easy. You post a would you rather and/or answer someone else's. If you're answering somebody's just quote their post and that's that.

I'll start,
Would you rather kick a dog in the face or kick a cat in the face?

Deki

depends are you a dog or a cat?

WYR have grilled lion steaks or eat dried pine needles?

Doyler92

Deki wrote: »

depends are you a dog or a cat?

WYR have grilled lion steaks or eat dried pine needles?

Depends which one you would kick.
I'd rather the grilled lion steaks probably.

c-note

i'd kick a cat in the face.
also i'd love to try lion steak

WYR
castrate a horse with a scalpel OR
eat said horses testicles??

HAPPYGIRL

I'd definately castrate the horse.

WYR never hear music again or never read a book again?

Red Hand

Never listen to music again. You can always buy the music sheets, read 'em and cut out the annoying middleman of acoustics/eardrums etc.

Would you listen to a 4 hour session of the bagpipes played badly by a Albanian with the hiccups, or a 4 hour session of the accordian played badly by a thumbless Brazilian?

Doyler92

I'd rather listen to the badly played bagpipes because I think they are funny even when played well.

Would you rather alot of facial hair of alot of body hair...?

Paud.....

id rather alot of body hair....


have your eye gouged out or have your balls cut off wit scisors?

jezza

I'll take the ball mutilation, since i dont have any and any mutilation is imaginary.

WYR rail your junior infants teacher or your mums best friend.

Doyler92

I'd rather my junior infants teacher as she is much more beautiful.

Would you rather see a man die in a horrible car crash right in front of you or walk in on your parents having sex?

Matt Holck

sex, damn puritans

watch the emmies or MTV awards?

joes girls

emmies...

WYR ... lick or chew???

joes girls

jam doughnuts warm,likes the way the jam just pops out on you!

WYR....cold hands or cold feet???

Doyler92

It would have to be cold hands because cold feet makes you shiver.

Would you rather do something you don't like for an hour or be really bored for that hour?

joes girls

Be bored doing something i dont like!

WYR....make clear your sexual preference or go with the flow!

homah_7ft

Make it clear. If necessary wear a sign and a megaphone.

WYR a lock or a key?

joes girls

key ......


WYR to open or close the door!!!

Fago!

Open. Who likes a closed door?

WYR shag Mary Harney dressed as Brian Cowen, or Brian Cowen dressed ar Mary Harney?

joes girls

Mary dressed as Mary, maybe, or if i could dress brain???


WYR, The hero or the bad boy???

Doyler92

Me, personally, would rather the bad girl.

Would you rather PS3 or Xbox

Cicero

PS3 but actually Neither- much prefer a new stereo.

WYR 1980s or the 1990s to live in for a week?

PFJSplitter

1980s

WYR - screech your fingernails across a blackboard -or- grit your teeth?

Deki

grit my teeth (although the thought is disturbing)

WYR eat a habanera or a nightcrawler?

PFJSplitter

Nightcrawler - tried a Scotch Bonnet - - ONCE!

WYR - go to the cinema to see a movie you KNOW you don't like -or- sit by a stream in the pale monlight?

Deki

oh I like the sitting by the stream in the moonlight.
(pepper that bad? I don't do hot peppers)

WYR wake up choking and spit out a fly or a moth?

PFJSplitter

Fly - moth wings taste horrible...

WYR - be his other woman -or- be his only woman?

[Fun Fact: The average human ingests 10 pounds of insects yearly.]

Deki

Only woman (and if there's another woman he better hide it really really good)

(wonder how many calories in 10 lbs of insects?)

WYR roast turkey or roast chicken?

PFJSplitter

Chicken - turkey is so overrated (ideally, though, goose or duck)

WYR - hang tinsel and ornaments on the tree -or- stuff the tree up the angel's bum?

[Many species of insects are lower in fat, higher in protein, and have a better feed to meat ratio than beef, lamb, pork, or chicken.]

http://www.manataka.org/page160.html

Deki

(duck just makes me think of Daffy and Yacky Doodle-:p)

I like Christmas trees with colored lights- not prim ones -gaudier the better.
(prefer star on top -not angel:p)


WYR oyster stuffing or fried oysters?

(now there's an odd one eat oysters and shrimp but balk at bugs?!)

PFJSplitter

Fried oysters - mixing them in stuffing is similar to smothering a steak in A1 sauce - yuck!

WYR - small, scrawny tree that needs lots of TLC -or- a huge, full tree that is too large for the room?

[Bugs - I didn't balk at eating them. Choc covered ants are like Raisinettes, but with a crunch!]

Deki

Truth?:p Always pick "Charlie Brown" trees think no one else will take them.:o


WYR candied sweet potatoes or Sweet potato casserole ?

( I'm the one doesn't want to eat bugs. Thought you would if for no other reason just to try it.:cool:)

PFJSplitter

SPCasserole - have not had the other

WYR - care for a close friend during the holidays and pass on a family party -or- tell the friend to pizz off and go to the family party?

Deki

I would rather go to the party but what i would do is care for the friend:o


WYR buy presents for yourself so you would know you'd be getting what you want
or put a lot of thought, money and effort trying to give someone else something to really please them ?

PFJSplitter

Give someone else something to really please them - the look of surprise and joy is priceless...and if it's someone special, the 'thanks' make it all worthwhile.


WYR - listen to caroleers -or- be one of the caroleers?

Deki

I'd rather be a caroler (probably everyone else might want ear plugs )


WYR sing traditional carols or just Christmas Songs?

PFJSplitter

Traditional - great grandad sang Polish carols, maternal GF sang German carols, paternal GM sang Serbian carols...


WYR - White Christmas or Green Christmas?

Deki

I rather White Christmas -Starts gently falling Christmas Eve against black velvet sky and in the morning wake up to everything blanketed in white - then I want it gone before New Years.

WYR eat pork and kraut on New Years for luck or black-eyed-peas?

PFJSplitter

Pork & Kraut - do it right

December 31, 20??, Stroke of midnight: WYR
One long passionate kiss from a special someone -or- dozens of meaningless pecks on the cheek and handshakes?

Deki

One really fantastic kiss from someone special that makes you tingle down to your toes-
(Pecks on the cheek and handshakes I can get every Sunday If I would show up for Church)

WYR Christmas cookies or Christmas candy?

PFJSplitter

Christmas candy made by the Trappist Monks - bourbon-filled dark choc - it's almost sinful...


WYR - sit with the kids and track Santa on the NORAD website -or- tell them the truth?

Deki

My brother told me there wasn't any Santa when I was 3, and I always felt left out- SO, let them believe for at least a while.

WYR make fruitcakes or recieve fruitcakes ?

Cicero

Make fruitcake...therby holding total control over levels of Brandy, Whiskey and Cognac input


WYR a diet coke or a zero coke?

Deki

Rather do without- but pick zero


WYR Keep house or work out?

Cicero

neither really, but workout would be a tad more interesting

wyr BBC1 or ITV 1

LionelNashe

Cicero wrote: »

neither really, but workout would be a tad more interesting

wyr BBC1 or ITV 1

BBC 1 - Ant & Dec are on ITV right now.

WYR punch Ant or Dec?

homah_7ft

Punch

WYR
A beach or a peach.

joes girls

can i have a peach on the beach!!!


WYR ....... meet me half way or do the boom boom bum dance!!!!

homah_7ft

Meet you half way and take it from there. I'm guessing that is a straight up question and refers in no way to song titles.

The frownie or the embarrassy smilie?

joes girls

embarrassy .......think it suits me!!!



WYR .....water bed and have sea sick every night or a cardboard box???

homah_7ft

Water bed for the waves.


WYR
be a contestant on Big Brother or on Countdown.

Sarky