You have one bullet, who to shoot???

G_R · 18-09-2009 11:37pm #1

ok here's the story,

you have been told by the Gardaí (or if your in a diff country your local police force, FBI etc) that you can kill one person and not face any charges.

Who do you kill and why?

mink_man · 18-09-2009 11:38pm

you for startin such a **** thread! :pac:

GerardKeating · 18-09-2009 11:39pm

you?

Dr_H_Lecter · 18-09-2009 11:39pm

jordan

shes jordan

shampoosuicide · 18-09-2009 11:39pm

kanye

4zn76tysfajdxp · 18-09-2009 11:40pm

I'd kill myself, just to **** with everyone.

Thomas828 · 18-09-2009 11:44pm

Satan.

thebouldwhacker · 19-09-2009 12:13am

Good god man, look at what you have started, lock this thread before someone really grts hurt!!!:D

holly1 · 19-09-2009 6:58am

Line the Government up,and hope one bullet will do the job!!!:P

MultiUmm · 19-09-2009 7:32pm

This should defo be in the Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer thread.

I'd probably shoot myself in the foot, record the pain on a scale of 1 to 10 and hope that paramedics will be able to save it.

Matt Holck · 19-09-2009 9:17pm

threads general don't lock here
unless they are stuck

http://www.osh.dol.govt.nz/publications/series/aa25log-splitter-accident-img.html

randylonghorn · 19-09-2009 11:27pm

The-Rigger, of course!

Won't somebody think of the ponies?!! :eek:

DarkJager · 19-09-2009 11:30pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

The-Rigger, of course!

Won't somebody think of the ponies?!! :eek:

I would have to say I'd jump in front of that bullet....what would boards be without The Rigger FFS?????

I'd have to shoot Tom O C though being honest. Any man who sneaks the word "cuddle" into his already crap "auto"tunes deserves a 44 cap!!

randylonghorn · 19-09-2009 11:35pm

Well, if you want to jump in front of T-Rigger's bullets ...

Yano, on reflection ... that doesn't surprise me all that much after all!! >.<

DarkJager · 19-09-2009 11:39pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

Well, if you want to jump in front of T-Rigger's bullets ...

Yano, on reflection ... that doesn't surprise me all that much after all!! >.<

Randy, in all fairness, I'd do the same for you you sexy bullet resistant bitch!!!!:D:D:D

Me and the Rigger go way back tho...kinda like Superman ****, only way more awesome;)

joes girls · 24-09-2009 9:03am

Ok have to think about this one ..................can i maybe have two???

Deki · 24-09-2009 10:47am

I think maybe one a day. I think i will shoot the guy in the semi who sat in the parking lot across the street shining his lights in my living room all night and running his motor.

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 10:54am

The next person to post in this thread... just so they can't say that they didn't see it coming

Blazer · 24-09-2009 10:59am

Do what the Russians used to do in WW2..

Line up the people head to head and use the one bullet to kill the two of them

So therefore Brian Cowen and John O'Donoghue with the one bullet

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 11:01am

Berkut *bang*

Morlar · 24-09-2009 11:06am

I would have said mary harney but the bullet would need to be silver.

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:28am

Still thinking.........this is hard!!!

Blazer · 24-09-2009 12:51pm

Ghost Train wrote: »

Berkut *bang*

lol..u missed muthafcuker

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 1:59pm

I'll get you later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ13hhgN8

Hermy · 24-09-2009 2:25pm

Yore ma.:o

homah_7ft · 24-09-2009 7:56pm

im saving my one for the girls in the nest, one line, one bang!

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:12pm

still thinking...........!

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 11:15pm

joes girls wrote: »

still thinking...........!

you can shoot me in the leg if you want, you will need to nurse be back to full fitness though

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:21pm

sh*t i think i just hit ya a little high, never mind im sure everything will still work with only one;)

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 11:22pm

:mad: ouch

who needs two ears

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:25pm

i have it on ice ..... want to go to the hospital? I will ring ya a taxi!

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 11:28pm

only a flesh wound... you can put on your nurse outfit though

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:31pm

ok, meet ya upstairs, you think i might need to bring a sponge!

Ghost Train · 24-09-2009 11:34pm

maybe just some massage oil

me sleepy

joes girls · 24-09-2009 11:36pm

ya me too,:)nites ghosty.

furiousox · 24-09-2009 11:40pm

Kerry Katona

Shoot her first, then $hag her.......obviously!!:pac:

Red Hand · 25-09-2009 10:25pm

me...in the foot

joes girls · 07-10-2009 1:35pm

ghosty give back my bullet ...... i need it!

Ghost Train · 07-10-2009 1:38pm

sure thing... I'll fire it back in your direction

joes girls · 07-10-2009 1:42pm

AH THANKS, BUT MY ASS IS NOT A TARGET:)

James T Kirk · 10-10-2009 8:35am

JFK. Again.

staker · 10-10-2009 5:31pm

i'd shoot that pesky wabbit wot wobbed my paw

bang bang one bullet, DEAD!

Matt Holck · 10-10-2009 5:44pm

http://www.edgewoodgarden.com/i/Features/

Paddy Samurai · 23-04-2016 8:46pm

Abu ****e Baghdad ,I would shoot in the head no problem.

jem · 22-09-2016 2:32pm

enda

gramar · 30-09-2016 7:07am

Enda who?

Smokers and Jokers? · 30-09-2016 7:23am

Line up Michael D Hobbit, Gerry Adams, Mary Robinson, Mick 'Scarecrow' Wallace, Claire Daily, and Ruth 'Nationalize Dell' Coppinger and hope to get them all with the one bullet.

Star Lord · 30-09-2016 7:40am

Rubbish thread, and not the kinda thing we're here for, so back into the dungeon it goes.

You have one bullet, who to shoot???

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