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Men wearing Croc's.

16-09-2009 9:14pm

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candlegrease

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Men wearing crocs. FAIL.

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#2 16-09-2009 9:16pm

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newmills wrote: »

The missus has a mate who's married to a right knobhead..racist, homophobic etc.

Every time i see this clown he is wearing a belt with more shíte hanging from it...he looks like batman's uglier brother.

On the belt he has a cigarette lighter holder, a holder for his blackberry, a holder for his other regular mobile phone and a holder for his smokes. He turns up the other day with a chain of keys hanging from it the other day with about 100 keys on it. (my theory on this is the more keys you carry the less important you are).

Are there no mirrors in this lads house? How does his missus let him out the door? What ridiculous things have you seen people wearing? (lazy fat bítches in pyjamas don't count)

Is this you?

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#3 16-09-2009 9:17pm

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candlegrease wrote: »

Men wearing crocs. FAIL.

Do you ever wear pink?

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#4 16-09-2009 9:18pm

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candlegrease wrote: »

Men wearing crocs. FAIL.

The same applies to anyone wearing those ghastly things.

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#5 16-09-2009 9:18pm

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candlegrease wrote: »

Anyone wearing crocs. FAIL.

Fixed.

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#6 16-09-2009 9:19pm

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PirateShampoo wrote: »

Is this you?

No, but it inspired me.

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#7 16-09-2009 9:20pm

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http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055684351

Really, what are the odds?

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#8 16-09-2009 9:24pm

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#9 16-09-2009 9:25pm

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It's finally happened...AH has turned into /b/

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#10 16-09-2009 9:48pm

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candlegrease wrote: »

Men wearing crocs. FAIL.

I`m sorry, but he sounds like one the most unintentionally funny people ever.

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#11 16-09-2009 9:49pm

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What's with the same thread names but different OP names!

Screen Grab:

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#12 16-09-2009 9:56pm

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The age old questions - why do mean wear phones on their belts? Do they not realise the pocket is just beside them?

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#13 16-09-2009 9:59pm

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Epic Tissue wrote: »

I`m sorry, but he sounds like one the most unintentionally funny people ever.

You took the words right outof my mouth.

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#14 16-09-2009 10:00pm

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Wtf is a croc?

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#15 16-09-2009 10:01pm

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greyed wrote: »

Wtf is a croc?

The most appalling shoes ever created.

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#16 16-09-2009 10:03pm

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greyed wrote: »

Wtf is a croc?

Sort of a gross garishly coloured plastic sandle.

They somehow took the horrible concept of sandles and made it even worse!

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#17 16-09-2009 10:04pm

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They're not so bad when you're standing all day, in an operating theatre or summat.

Agree that they look awful, though.

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#18 16-09-2009 10:06pm

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I wear them to the mat side in Judo training, and usually wear either Crocs or Flip Flops to the swimming pool/Sauna (wet area of the gym).

Great things all together.

.

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#19 16-09-2009 10:07pm

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Keanu Thankful Princess wrote: »

I wear them to the mat in Judo training, and usually wear either Crocs or Flip Flops to the swimming pool/Sauna (wet area of the gym).

Great things all together.

.

Im gonna assume your a girl?

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#20 16-09-2009 10:19pm

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PirateShampoo wrote: »

Im gonna assume your a girl?

Yup. I'm all girl.

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#21 16-09-2009 11:46pm

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Also they're good for diabetics.

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#22 16-09-2009 11:49pm

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Keanu Thankful Princess wrote: »

Yup. I'm all girl.

.

And there's a pic of him her in a bikini to prove it!

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#23 17-09-2009 12:12am

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Crocs are AWESOME!!!

http://themansionboys.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crocs1.jpg

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#24 17-09-2009 12:26am

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Bog standard crocs are the ugliest shoes ever create BUT they are really, really comfortable.

They also do great flip flops and are great fro walking around Singapore where it is hot and humid and the heavens can open when you are out and about - leather doesn't like those conditions.

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#25 17-09-2009 12:35am

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Elliemental wrote: »

The most appalling shoes ever created.

Oh I see, cause I was about to say crocodile Dundee was awesome.

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#26 17-09-2009 1:47am

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I dont care how stupidly comfortable they are, they make small children look like youthful elderly people, and elderly people look like pedophiles.

If you are neither elderly nor a small child, and you insist on wearing them, you are clearly a fooking retard!!:mad:

edit: Excuse me! I seem to have gotten lost on my way to the ranting and raving forum

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#27 17-09-2009 2:07am

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QOTSA90 wrote: »

I dont care how stupidly comfortable they are, they make small children look like youthful elderly people, and elderly people look like pedophiles.

If you are neither elderly nor a small child,

You forgot paedophile

and you insist on wearing them, you are clearly a fooking retard!!:mad:

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#28 17-09-2009 2:09am

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This thread has been a revelation for me, I am now officially sh!t scared of anyone wearing crocs, I may not be a child, but Iv got boyish good looks

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#29 17-09-2009 5:32am

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monkeyfudge wrote: »

Sort of a gross garishly coloured plastic sandle.

They aren't plastic

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#30 17-09-2009 5:47am

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[Jackass] wrote: »

Crocs are AWESOME!!!

http://themansionboys.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crocs1.jpg

Thanks for that - i hadn't a notion what ye were all on about! I thought that they were crocodile skin sandles or something!:pac:

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#31 17-09-2009 7:19am

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They look terrible but are comfortable. I use them instead of slippers as they are actually very warm but never wear them outside. And yes I am male

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#32 17-09-2009 7:24am

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They are the most amazing invention ever.. I wear mine any chance I get - ridiculously comfortable. They may look a little odd, but meh.

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#33 17-09-2009 7:37am

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Agreed, most comfortable shoe ever.

I have a green pair and wear them outside.

So fook ya.:cool:

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#34 17-09-2009 7:50am

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They're ideal for watersports, of all kinds.

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#35 17-09-2009 8:01am

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milod wrote: »

They're ideal for watersports, of all kinds.

Ahem, all kinds?

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#36 17-09-2009 9:00am

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great for walking the dog and the flip flops are brilliant.

I love em, but I'd never wear them down the pub.

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#37 17-09-2009 9:59am

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They're completely horrible, I don't see why one can't wear standard shoes/runners, or flip-flops in warm weather. Walking around with your cacks off is pretty comfortable, but would you do it outside your house? There was a time when shoes with holes in them were seen as a sign of poverty, and I still hold this view.

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#38 17-09-2009 10:02am

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Fratton Fred wrote: »

great for walking the dog and the flip flops are brilliant.

I love em, but I'd never wear them down the pub.

Bah, wear them with pride! Dont let the naysayers ruin your comfort.

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#39 17-09-2009 10:09am

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Ahem, all kinds?

Exactly what I was thinking

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#40 17-09-2009 10:33am

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Originally Posted by newmills
He turns up the other day with a chain of keys hanging from it the other day with about 100 keys on it. (my theory on this is the more keys you carry the less important you are).

was it frank sinatra or dean martin who got locks changed so that he had one key for evertything , his house, cars, boat

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#41 17-09-2009 11:01am

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ya Donk!

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#42 17-09-2009 11:05am

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fcuk ye all, I love my Crocs and I wear them everywhere including the Pub.

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#43 17-09-2009 11:24am

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Risteard wrote: »

Fixed.

You're only fooling yourself. Nothing excites you more than the thought of a milf doing the gardening in nothing but crocs.

The more you deny it, the more we know it's true :pac:.

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#44 17-09-2009 11:59am

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Anyone seen a man wearing crocs with socks?
Sexy. :eek:

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#45 17-09-2009 12:21pm

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Posy wrote: »

Anyone seen a man wearing crocs with socks?
Sexy. :eek:

shorts, lilly white legs and check socks.....cool.:cool:

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#46 17-09-2009 12:54pm

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Might get a bit warm though

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#47 17-09-2009 1:11pm

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Posy wrote: »

Anyone seen a man wearing crocs with socks?
Sexy. :eek:

During winter your feet get very cold in crocs (especially whilst driving my scooter). You need socks to continue enjoying their comfort. However the socks should be the same colour as your crocs so they don't stand out too much.

Am I sexy? Absolutely.

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#48 17-09-2009 1:13pm

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Pace2008 wrote: »

There was a time when shoes with holes in them were seen as a sign of poverty, and I still hold this view.

Being poor means you're a bad person.

That's clearly what you meant by that.

Clearly.

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#49 17-09-2009 1:26pm

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What the hell are crocs?

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#50 17-09-2009 1:32pm

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chopperbyrne wrote: »

What the hell are crocs?

Just about the greatest footwear in all the land.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocs

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#51 17-09-2009 1:40pm

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I wear socks in my sandals Makes my kids cringe

Who da fooook needs fairy crocs wen you can have a nice pair or granda socks in your sandals :D

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