Eating a banana

Porkpie

This morning I saw a girl eating a banana. She was picking off chunks and putting them in her mouth. I've noticed a lot of people eating bananas in this way. I don't get why people can't just eat them normally. Are they self conscious or something? Are they afraid that eating them normally looks like they're giving head or something? I eat them in the normal way myself. I don't see the need to pick pieces off, doesn't it just get your fingers messy?!

Cue the inevitable phallic comparisons, etc, but I'm genuinely curious to find out - how do you eat yours?

Pyr0

Eating a banana normally in public is possibly the least manly thing a guy can do.

hatetherain!

picking pieces off is way to messy.....I eat them the suggestive way....more fun!

hudsonriver

Up my ass, there a lot safer than jam jars.

SlickRic

bananas ming.

If I was a girl I'd be breaking bits off and eating it like that too when in public. Why? Cause a lot of people are weirdos and idiots.


Men can eat them normally cause it's more of a NYOM NYOM GRRR type of thing. As in, if this was a dick and it was anywhere near my face I'd bite the ****er off :pac:

Jesus Wept

'normal'.

ScumLord

Pyr0 wrote: »

Eating a banana normally in public is possibly the least manly thing a guy can do.

Not if you pretend your a gorilla while your doing it.

Plus, everyone needs to open bananas like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

Jesus Wept

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

As in, if this was a dick and it was anywhere near my face I'd bite the ****er off :pac:

This must mean you're extra hetrosexual.

Pj!

We have come very far as a species.

But we still don't know where to look when eating a banana.

starflake

I eat bananas like that too when I'm in public because i'd be mortified that someone would associate it with other things

fintonie

picking of pieces and eating them is the next step of evoloution as to just peeling and eating (this is termed as the caveman woman attack on a banana)

although it has been reported in amerssia apes in a local zoo were seen peeling and picking of pieces but they shoved the up there noses missing there mouths,

multi tasking is not something they have achieved yet so it was said by professer Jim Sinqualdi they were on the edge of evoloution, and it was a great time to be alive.

Bears and Vodka

Lol this is a really queer thread yeah I eat bananas teh normal way.. But i try not to do it in public..))

TheAlmightyZeus

Nobody should open bananas like that, we're not monkeys anymore.

As for the main topic, people usually do that because they are afraid and chomping down on a lovely banana and eating some of the brusied, blackish-brownish, mushy bits.

Bananas ftw!

liah

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

Bears and Vodka

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

LAWL

starflake

ScumLord

That's a gorilla. I said monkey.

starflake wrote: »

Porkpie

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

And your number is???

minidazzler

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

Would this be a good time to say ASL?

If not, then your mother must be ashamed of you:D (Joking BTW)

fintonie

I seen a snake trying to open a banana once it was so funny I just sat there laughing at it,

then it got so pissed off it told me to STFU or I will sizzle at you, cheeky coont.

The Big Red Button

ScumLord wrote: »

Not if you pretend your a gorilla while your doing it.

Plus, everyone needs to open bananas like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

See, I couldn't open it like that coz I hate the little nubbly detachable bit at that end of the banana. So much so that I won't eat the last inch or so of banana before it, and I don't even take the peel fully off the banana so that I don't have to see it! Besides, it's really not that difficult to open a banana the normal way.

Also I eat bananas fellatio-style, whether in private or public. Breaking chunks off would just be messy and unhygenic. Tangle Twisters are even better for suggestible-ness though!

liah

minidazzler wrote: »

Would this be a good time to say ASL?

If not, then your mother must be ashamed of you:D (Joking BTW)

First time my mam ever saw me do it (I was young and didn't realize the connotations) she said the men were going to love me.. then she gave me the "all men are dirty pigs and only want one thing" speech. And so it all began.. rebellion is a wonderful thing. :pac:

minidazzler

liah wrote: »

First time my mam ever saw me do it (I was young and didn't realize the connotations) she said the men were going to love me.. then she gave me the "all men are dirty pigs and only want one thing" speech. And so it all began.. rebellion is a wonderful thing. :pac:

Your mam is DURTY!!:D But she is wrong. There are lots of things men want off you. They just all have the same suffix.....well not exactly a suffix but the same word at the end.

Exar Khun

I was going to question this thread but then again its in After hours...

Wazdakka

liah wrote: »

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

0/

mike65

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi13bboMYM

af_thefragile

I eat it the normal way. i.e. I peel it first and then chomp on it.
The only people I see opening the banana down the side and breaking bits off it are those "posh" girls... cuz or els "OMG people will find out how good i am at giving head!"...

fintonie

mmmmmmmm more on the licking side me thinks,

who would of taught a banana could give one so much enjoyment

Agent Smith

i eat them normally, as its the manly thing to do....

phlegms

starflake wrote: »

Was anyone else deeply disturbed by that video?

kayashi

hahahah i was talking about this in school yesterday

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Banana's give me heart burn

Prof.Badass

Pffffffffffffffft. You're all gay. I eat mine out of my girlfriend's vagina :pac:.

Although sometimes she sticks it up extra-far so i have to go at her for longer to get it out .

liah

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

Think I've thanked about 5 or 6 of your posts today what with all that brouhaha over "assetiveness", but this is definitely your finest.

chatterpillar wrote: »

See, I couldn't open it like that coz I hate the little nubbly detachable bit at that end of the banana. So much so that I won't eat the last inch or so of banana before it, and I don't even take the peel fully off the banana so that I don't have to see it!

Rich Hall calls that part "The Bananus"

vinylmesh wrote: »

Pffffffffffffffft. You're all gay. I eat mine out of my girlfriend's vagina.

What a coincidence!!! I eat mine out of your bird's vag too!! Hi five...... o/

rossie1977

all girls should adopt maria sharapova's eating a banana technique

http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/5437_2719_sharapova-banana.jpg

http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/237000/55335_maria_sharapova26.jpg

Abi

Porkpie wrote: »

This morning I saw a girl eating a banana. She was picking off chunks and putting them in her mouth. I've noticed a lot of people eating bananas in this way. I don't get why people can't just eat them normally. Are they self conscious or something? Are they afraid that eating them normally looks like they're giving head or something? I eat them in the normal way myself. I don't see the need to pick pieces off, doesn't it just get your fingers messy?!

I eat a banana in this way. I'm weird with food and very fussy about what I eat, not in a calorific way but its the sensations in the mouth. I never eat mushrooms for example, because they feel kind of slimey or something

I pick at all my food, and cover my mouth slightly when Im eating. In hindsight I probably do that because I think people who trowel food into their mouths are disgusting. Don't start me on mouths and dental hygiene

jumpguy

vinylmesh wrote: »

Pffffffffffffffft. You're all gay. I eat mine out of my girlfriend's vagina :pac:.

Although sometimes she sticks it up extra-far so i have to go at her for longer to get it out .

That post is doing strange things to my banana.

smileysurfer

vinylmesh wrote: »

Pffffffffffffffft. You're all gay. I eat mine out of my girlfriend's vagina :pac:.

Although sometimes she sticks it up extra-far so i have to go at her for longer to get it out .

I could have dont without knowing that!! :rolleyes:

mikom

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

Porkpie wrote: »

And your number is???

1-800 pricktease.

ejmaztec

You never see women eating a french loaf without cutting it up either.

mikom

mikom wrote: »

1-800 pricktease.

Uncalled for.

DanGerMus

liah wrote: »

I peel the whole banana and put it all in my mouth at once.

Sure might as well put that deep throat talent to some practical use.

If anything ever called for it then surely this does...

[clears throat]

Pics or GTFO

liah

DanGerMus wrote: »

If anything ever called for it then surely this does...

[clears throat]

Pics or GTFO

You make a lousy detective considering my facebook link is in my sig. :pac:

No one wants to see that anyway. Trust me.

DanGerMus

liah wrote: »

You make a lousy detective considering my facebook link is in my sig. :pac:

No one wants to see that anyway. Trust me.

Three things:

Number 1 your face book confirms in no way your ability to deep throat a bannana or similar phallic objects

Number 2 it does however indicate unusual antics with some kind of small rodent

and C. Shows what you know about people on the internet, if people didn't want to see that the internet wouldn't exist.

And lastly, hoooolllllly Hotness!!

liah

DanGerMus wrote: »

Three things:

Number 1 your face book confirms in no way your ability to deep throat a bannana or similar phallic objects

Number 2 it does however indicate unusual antics with some kind of small rodent

and C. Shows what you know about people on the internet, if people didn't want to see that the internet wouldn't exist.

And lastly, hoooolllllly Hotness!!

It's a guinea pig!

Bob_Harris

I like to peel the banana, take a first bite to create a flat surface, push my tongue down the centre to split it, along the length, into three.

Munch away the split ends and repeat.

DanGerMus

liah wrote: »

It's a guinea pig!

I don't know what a guinea is but i think calling me a pig is a bit uncalled for.

soups05

am new to facebook but when i log on in that page it gives me the option to "poke" liah.








(faints)

Bob_Harris

ZOMG liah is a girl on the interwebs saying durty stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Novella

I don't like bananas but if I did, I'd definitely eat them that way in public!

I was in my car a few weeks ago, sitting in some traffic and I happened to have a Calippo.



(Just in case people don't know what they look like! Girl in pic isn't me!)

Anyway, there I was, sucking it when I noticed three guys on the side of the road were standing there looking at me and pointing. The embarrassment.