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Weird people you work with

  • 10-09-2009 9:06am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    Recently started work with a new company. Large open plan office. This one girl on my floor from; lets say from one of the founding member countries of the EU, seemed normal enough at first, maybe a bit on the quiet side. So i begin to notice little things. She wears this kind of homemade uniform like a cleaners pinny with the word Geek embroidered on it. Then, when shes around this other guy of the same nationality, they begin to make weird noises to each other. like animal noises or something and they both just laugh and tell everyone, they can understand each other. Turns out they're both Trekkies. What topped it all off was when she arrived into work one day with her hair dyed luminous green and its been like that now for months.

    Last company i worked for had a woman of the same nationality that started off wearing a high visability jacket on the journey to and from work (on the bus?) but after a while was wearing it like a normal piece of clothing around the office. Used to have this weird habit of randomly jumping up while talking to you?? Asked management if it would be ok if she brought her space hopper into work to replace the chair at her desk (management said it might not be a good idea as she might end up bouncing out the window! we were on the fifth floor).

    Anyone else have any similar experience of weird people they work with?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Im definately the weirdest in my office so I cant judge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    well tell us some of the weird things you've done?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Recently started work with a new company. Large open plan office. This one girl on my floor from; lets say from one of the founding member countries of the EU, seemed normal enough at first, maybe a bit on the quiet side. So i begin to notice little things. She wears this kind of homemade uniform like a cleaners pinny with the word Geek embroidered on it. Then, when shes around this other guy of the same nationality, they begin to make weird noises to each other. like animal noises or something and they both just laugh and tell everyone, they can understand each other. Turns out they're both Trekkies. What topped it all off was when she arrived into work one day with her hair dyed luminous green and its been like that now for months.

    Last company i worked for had a woman of the same nationality that started off wearing a high visability jacket on the journey to and from work (on the bus?) but after a while was wearing it like a normal piece of clothing around the office. Used to have this weird habit of randomly jumping up while talking to you?? Asked management if it would be ok if she brought her space hopper into work to replace the chair at her desk (management said it might not be a good idea as she might end up bouncing out the window! we were on the fifth floor).

    Anyone else have any similar experience of weird people they work with?

    You have people in your office that speak Klingon?

    Jesus christ.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Jumpy wrote: »
    You have people in your office that speak Klingon?

    Jesus christ.

    Lucky Bastard.

    "taH pagh taHbe'!"

    There is this really weird guy in my office. First off he does not like star trek. Secondly, he does not understand any of my geeky t-shirts, such as "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who dont".

    I feel sorry for people like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Used to work in a call centre and (of course) a French member of the team brought in a snail he found outside. Was keeping it as a pet and had it stashed in an envelope. Someone called HR and a woman came up and had to tell him to get rid of it. :D

    Morto for the fella, wha!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Used to work in a call centre and (of course) a French member of the team brought in a snail he found outside. Was keeping it as a pet and had it stashed in an envelope. Someone called HR and a woman came up and had to tell him to get rid of it. :D

    Morto for the fella, wha!

    That was probably his lunch,poor guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    People still have jobs:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If I can count my other personalties there's six weirdos in this office, if I can't then it's just me. We all think we're normal but I guess the pending psych evaluation says different.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.

    I lol'ed at that. More of a wanker then weird though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭AssaultedPeanut


    ........
    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    ..........
    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    :D Brilliant.

    Excellent first post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    I lol'ed at that. More of a wanker then weird though.

    He listens to Nickleback. There must be something wrong with him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.

    Facekicker would kick him in the face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    gareth_stare_640.jpg
    Does he look like this??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser



    I have a manchild at the desk next to me.

    have a guy like that here as well. heard him on the phone one day giving out to his mum cause she mixed some of his white shirts with dark clothes and the colour ran. has this irritating habit of clicking his fingers when he walks as in a click everytime a foot hits the ground.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.

    You do realise that you admitting working on the same level as a guy like this doesnt really reflect you in a good light


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    gareth_stare_640.jpg
    Does he look like this??

    I was thinking of The Office too, but I can imagine him looking like the IT guy that came to fix Tim's computer. The "Go-Kart King".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I was thinking of The Office too, but I can imagine him looking like the IT guy that came to fix Tim's computer. The "Go-Kart King".

    You have come fairly close to nailing it!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geZoES9KQ-Q


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭shovelsfc


    You do realise that you admitting working on the same level as a guy like this doesnt really reflect you in a good light

    slap the head off him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    snyper wrote: »
    Facekicker would kick him in the face

    Facekicker would kick anyone in the face.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭shovelsfc


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.

    slap the head off him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    He talks all the time about buying a house to live in all by himself. No interest in living with a few other people for a few years. Straight from under Mammy's wings to big empty house. Then looks at prices of houses online, decides to stay with Mammy a bit longer and start some savings. In the next hour he will buy a DVD boxset for £100 and a new game for £50 and start speccing the next laptop he "needs".

    His taste in food is like a 2 year old. He doesn't eat veg, fish, nuts and will only have chicken "the odd time". So mostly red meat and chips. A hardy meal I agree, but every day? when our department goes out to lunch, we have to go somewhere that does steak and chips. Amazingly there is a nice chinese restaurant nearby that offers steak and chips.

    He usually has burger king for lunch, but once every few months will go on a "diet". This "diet" will involve eating nothing but grapes and bananas for 2 days, then calling in sick because he has piercing headaches and nausea.

    I was telling him recently that my wife was going away for a few days. He says "Dude, you can have a house party!!!"
    I explained that it was my house and I could have a house party any night of the year if I wanted.
    Also, my wife is not my mother so I don't need her to go away for me to have some friends over and get pissed.

    He spent 3 months agonising about whether to buy a guitar or not. (I play a little bit) I said go ahead, his favourite music is Nickleback and Green Day so he could be as good as his heros in 6 months with a bit of effort. He bought it, and gave up in 2 days cos "his fingers are too long" for guitar.

    He bigs himself up to unbelievable levels
    "On my first driving lesson, I was asked to do a 3 point turn. I did it in 2, and the instructor said I was the best driver he had ever seen"

    He has been talking about studying for IT exams since I met him in 2007. He cannot digest and understand an email that is more than 1 paragraph long (easily distracted, poor concentration skills) yet proclaims he will be MCSE qualified in a year (This involves studying and working through 7 books each 700-1200 pages)

    He says "hangovered" instead of hungover.

    They're everywhere..arent they


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    There is two guys I have to work with from another group. I nicked name them the odd couple. (only two in that group)

    One Guy has a spotless desk and cubicle with only a computer and a phone to be seen, anyone passing thinks that no body sits there. Very clean in appearance (no dust). Very picky in every decision making takes ages to make up his mind and still single.
    Ask for anything from him, he takes ages to search for it even up to several days to find it. Extremely slow :eek: that you have a good nip before he finds it.

    The other guy, his desk looks like everybody in the company dumps everything into his cubicle. Rough looking, impulse driven in his decision making and has a family, Yet ask for anything, then within 1 sec his hand goes into the rubbish dump heap that is his cubicle and he present what you are looking for to you there and then. Extremely fast it is shocking to see after seeing his mess he sits in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    shovelsfc wrote: »
    slap the head off him
    shovelsfc wrote: »
    slap the head off him
    I see face-kicker has now been replaced.
    I dub thee Head-Slapper


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I see face-kicker has now been replaced.
    I dub thee Head-Slapper

    Lt Col Kojak Slaphead III is better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    limklad wrote: »

    The other guy, his desk looks like everybody in the company dumps everything into his cubicle. Rough looking, impulse driven in his decision making and has a family, Yet ask for anything, then within 1 sec his hand goes into the rubbish dump heap that is his cubicle and he present what you are looking for to you there and then. Extremely fast it is shocking to see after seeing his mess he sits in.

    I have to admit, I'm a bit like that too! And my house is spotless and I can never find anything when I need to get my hands on it quickly!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Bill-e


    Had to join just to post in this thread.

    I have a manchild at the desk next to me. 25yo, living with parents. Calls his mother asking what's for dinner every day. Usually asks her to go into his room, get clothes from floor, wash these clothes.

    He always talks about his bedroom, the 50" plasma, PS3, Xbox, 2 PCs as if it's his castle.

    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!




  • There's this new guy at work who gets all startled whenever I stand up to stretch my legs for a bit while we're talking. He also seems to dislike my top that has the word "greek" embroided on it and I'm also pretty sure that he hates the fact that me an my fellow countryman like speaking Klingon in the office.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Bill-e wrote: »
    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!

    I am also 25 and living at home! Im not worried :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Bill-e wrote: »
    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!

    Yes,time to cut the apron strings (well,actually,it was about 6 years ago)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    lol you know so much about this person im suree your just really jealous


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    in with a bang! welcome to the forum!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭shovelsfc


    I dub thee head slapper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Recently started work with a new company. Large open plan office. This one girl on my floor from; lets say from one of the founding member countries of the EU, seemed normal enough at first, maybe a bit on the quiet side. So i begin to notice little things. She wears this kind of homemade uniform like a cleaners pinny with the word Geek embroidered on it. Then, when shes around this other guy of the same nationality, they begin to make weird noises to each other. like animal noises or something and they both just laugh and tell everyone, they can understand each other. Turns out they're both Trekkies. What topped it all off was when she arrived into work one day with her hair dyed luminous green and its been like that now for months.

    Last company i worked for had a woman of the same nationality that started off wearing a high visability jacket on the journey to and from work (on the bus?) but after a while was wearing it like a normal piece of clothing around the office. Used to have this weird habit of randomly jumping up while talking to you?? Asked management if it would be ok if she brought her space hopper into work to replace the chair at her desk (management said it might not be a good idea as she might end up bouncing out the window! we were on the fifth floor).

    Anyone else have any similar experience of weird people they work with?

    You work in Google?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Bill-e wrote: »
    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!

    Do you say "hungovered"?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    stepbar wrote: »
    You work in Google?

    no, are they like that down there as well? think it's the same in most multi nationals. weirdos that can't find a job in their home country. lots of nice ones though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭Trix


    gareth_stare_640.jpg
    Does he look like this??

    exactly who i was thinking off when i read that post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Bill-e wrote: »
    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!

    It has its benefits for sure, bet you have 3x the disposable income I have.
    There's nothing like chilling out around the house bollock naked though.

    Do you think you're a fussy eater because you haven't lived with other people besides your parents? New people expose you to new foods etc.

    I fear I have derailed the thread a bit, so here's another sticky morsel.....


    The first thing he ever said to me was "My name is *******. I'm really into TV. What do you watch on TV?"
    Then he went into a story that I have heard 300 times since, he always figures out who is the killer is in CSI, NCIS, etc. He always figures out the plot twists in movies etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭rockal


    Biggest bummer is when you find out that these weirdos earn more than you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I used to work with a guy in an office near one of Dublin's busiest streets. He used to get McDonald's for lunch every single day and every day, an hour before lunch, he'd ring McDonald's and order ahead- "Hiya, can I have a large Big Mac meal with Coke. Will collect it at ten past one. Thanks".

    He also had this habit of talking standing with his leg hitched up on a chair, regardless of whether someone was sitting on that chair or not. More than once, I had to jump up from my chair just to avoid a sack in the face.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I cant remember that many syllables :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    rockal wrote: »
    Biggest bummer is when you find out that these weirdos earn more than you!
    And I always thought the biggest bummers were the gheys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Bill-e wrote: »
    Oh crap, this guy kindof sounds like me! :eek:
    I live at home with the rents(<-I bet that's also annoying), have a pretty sh!t hot home entertainment system and my ma rings me at work most days. I'm also a finicky bollix when it comes to what I eat. I've loads of computers at home and I'm also doing my MS certification.
    Is 25 a ridiculous age to still be living at home?
    I'm getting worried now!

    It IS you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    years ago there was a crazy spanish girl working with me in bewleys. she used to bring a banjo into the canteen on her lunch break and wreck everybodys head with it. she eventually got sacked for robbing but when she was being interviewed over the robbery she stripped off naked to plead her case
    mad as a brush


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    theirs one guy in our work place i have image's of him coming in one day and shooting us all :eek: Your man is a nut job..

    he was getting driving leasons one day and at the Kinsale roundabout the car stop's so he gets out and starts kicking the S**** out of it and started to walk but to Work with the car still on the roundabout... and the Teacher inside the car,

    Never did see him drive again duo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    years ago there was a crazy spanish girl working with me in bewleys. she used to bring a banjo into the canteen on her lunch break and wreck everybodys head with it. she eventually got sacked for robbing but when she was being interviewed over the robbery she stripped off naked to plead her case
    mad as a brush

    is this all just one big european joke on Ireland. Are they just sending all the nutters over here on one way Ryanair tickets or what?

    I asked this one German guy i worked with who i got stuck with on the bus home if he had any plans for the weekend.

    His reply: "I'm buyink a vireless rooter" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    is this all just one big european joke on Ireland. Are they just sending all the nutters over here on one way Ryanair tickets or what?

    I asked this one German guy i worked with who i got stuck with on the bus home if he had any plans for the weekend.

    His reply: "I'm buying a vireless rooter" :D

    Vit no Vires?? Vat a veirdo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    the same guy did eventually return home after realising his dream of working in management wasn't gonna happen here. before he left he built a website and emailed us all the address. he had photos and prices of all the little bits and pieces he had from living here. bathroom mat, set of three, 4.50 euro.
    slippers, size 9, good condition, 6.25 euro. dustpan and brush, 3 euro, etc, etc.


    when he went on holiday (on his own) to america, he sent back a postcard with those personalized stamps. you know the ones where the stamp is a photo of you. half a dozen stamps on it with him in different poses. grinning, frowning, laughing :D

    Cuckoo Cuckoo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    A few years back I was working for a standardized testing company. The job consisted of grading the same 8-10 questions over and over again for 8 hours. It was the most monotonous work I've ever done and the job attracted some weirdos.
    I had to sit next to this middle aged man who would make odd noises throughout the day. One morning he comes in a little late and says, "Did you happen to see the animal droppings in the parking lot?" And I said, "Um, no, I didn't." So he then went on to explain how he came across some very interesting animal droppings that morning and had closely examined them to try and figure out what kind of animal they had come from.
    So that gave me a new excuse to use in my arsenal of "why I was late to work."

    And he wasn't the weirdest person who worked there, unfortunately.

    A year later, I was working for a publishing company. The guy in the cubicle across from mine would spend all day on the phone talking to his parents or girlfriend, usually about the show "Heroes." The best conversations were when he and his girlfriend would get into fights about who he was inviting to their weekly Heroes parties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Amy33


    Apparently I'm the weird one at work because I'm 33 and single...


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