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Skanky ho beasts.

  • 09-09-2009 5:36pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!

    Usual rules apply - pics or GTF!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,466 ✭✭✭✭SlickRic


    what is wrong you ask?

    well, what's wrong is, em, they're skanky ho beasts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Does no girl understand the concept of class?
    No, none do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!


    Translation: I feel old, why didn't girls dress like that when I was a young fella?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    ...and then the whole country is 'horrified' when they get shitfaced drunk and end up getting raped. I would say its natural selection but these fuckers keep multiplying. Darwin you bastard, what do you call this?


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Dudess wrote: »
    No, none do.

    "The could have been contenders.... they could have had class."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    ...and then the whole country is 'horrified' when they get shitfaced drunk and end up getting raped.

    You on the other hand we can only presume are delighted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Dudess wrote: »
    No, none do.

    That's racist!

    Btw this thread now has a terminal disease and is not long for this world. Friends and family say your goodbyes now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    ...and then the whole country is 'horrified' when they get shitfaced drunk and end up getting raped. I would say its natural selection but these fuckers keep multiplying. Darwin you bastard, what do you call this?

    We need a sugar cave to stick these fcuks in to toil, otherwise, we have to mix with them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Kalashnikov_Kid


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!

    Dont worry OP, your sentiments have no doubt been repeated once every generation for hundreds of years. Maybe its a sign you're getting old...

    FATHER_TED_Down_with_this_sort_of_t.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    They want the finger tonight. To get the finger at your debs, you dress as a slut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    ...and then the whole country is 'horrified' when they get shitfaced drunk and end up getting raped. I would say its natural selection but these fuckers keep multiplying. Darwin you bastard, what do you call this?

    propagation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    If you thought that was bad, you are in for a shock tonight, op ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    My friend sent me some debs photos from our year's last week (I didn't go cos I'm too cool olololol) and they all looked like cheap whores/ retards.

    If they weren't bright orange and showing their tits off, the were wearing poofy numbers with tiaras :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    They want the finger tonight. To get the finger at your debs, you dress as a slut.

    I know I did ;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    There's nothing with showing an ould bit of leg or bewb. They're just lures they chuck out to try and grab themselves a husband.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    There's nothing with showing an ould bit of leg or bewb. They're just lures they chuck out to try and grab themselves a husband.

    Nah ye see, they can't get married cos then they're loan parents would be taken off them!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Vote for Panda in the next general election and I'll have these types of girls off the streets and into my bedroom etiquette classes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    And the blokes are classy?

    http://www.debsphotos.ie/1342.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/1323.jpg

    Check out more at their home page


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Thread disappoints I read title as " Skanky no breast"


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  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    pft. I can't fap to this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭InTranceWeTrust


    Paparazzo wrote: »

    If only I could do it all again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    I saw some classy young ladies on Meath street earlier lurking around the offo's. God I'm old


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,081 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!

    Not for a few years. These are girls who just got their junior cert results!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    And the blokes are classy?

    http://www.debsphotos.ie/1342.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/1323.jpg

    Check out more at their home page


    OMG! I thought that website was a piss-take. The state of them!

    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5439.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5519.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5564.jpg (Loving the baby bump in this one)
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/557.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭-Leelo-


    OMG! I thought that website was a piss-take. The state of them!

    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5439.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5519.jpg
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5564.jpg (Loving the baby bump in this one)
    http://www.debsphotos.ie/557.jpg

    The one with the baby bump looks like a 45 year old fishwife!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Lola92


    -Leelo- wrote: »
    The one with the baby bump looks like a 45 year old fishwife!


    LMAO:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    ...and then the whole country is 'horrified' when they get shitfaced drunk and end up getting raped. I would say its natural selection but these fuckers keep multiplying. Darwin you bastard, what do you call this?
    It's been so long since we had comment in AH like this that I actually :eek:'ed.


    I noticed this the other day in Stillorgan, and even by my young standards it was scandelous.
    There is something wrong when you realise the average stripper is wearing more halfway through her act.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Paparazzo wrote: »

    That is kinda cool.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Should this not be about the skanky jailbait walking around for junior night and not debs night? Doesnt take away the fact that by the time they are 18 at least 4 from each class will have a kid called anto or deco or some name ending with "o"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Speaking for Tallaght, I blame "The Abbo" and "The Plaza" ... Both unclassy dives, so the wimmins dress to suit the style of the bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    http://www.debsphotos.ie/5519.jpg

    The one in the green is hot :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!

    Oh i wish i was 17! 18 or even an immature 19 ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Speaking for Tallaght, I blame "The Abbo" and "The Plaza" ... Both unclassy dives, so the wimmins dress to suit the style of the bar.
    I had plans to pay my first visit to the Plaza this weekend lol, i'm still gonna follow through with them though;)

    At least the OP didnt get to see the ones here in town...they thought tallaght was bad?:pac:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There's nothing with showing an ould bit of leg or bewb. They're just lures they chuck out to try and grab themselves a husband.
    That's usually my cue to tell them I'm a husband


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I had plans to pay my first visit to the Plaza this weekend lol, i'm still gonna follow through with them though;)

    Your first visit will be your last visit. No one makes it out alive! - or without having their drink spiked :P

    It's cheap on Sunday nights! Cheap like the women ;)

    Kidding. I've been there myself a few times and I'm not cheap ...


    ...Am I? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Your first visit will be your last visit. No one makes it out alive!
    I heard that about the toilets in fibbers too, i'm still here i think:P
    I've been there myself a few times and I'm not cheap ...

    ...Am I? :(
    Not to my knowledge anyway (since i've never met you before):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I heard that about the toilets in fibbers too, i'm still here i think:P

    I'm only kidding, really. Plaza's ok. I go when forced ... I didn't move from Tallaght to get away from it, I swear ... *cough* :pac:

    It's alright. But there does tend to be lots of girls in next to nothing! ... You'll probably love it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Ill have you know that my debs was a very classy affair!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Ill have you know that my debs was a very classy affair!!

    Condoms on the tables? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Condoms on the tables? ;)

    Not that i noticed. But i went to Tallaght Community so in general everyone was too drunk to walk let alone do the business. Condoms would have just been used as balloons, or quite possibly inflatable sick bags......Funny night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Might I speak on behalf on most young males...these skanky ho's are an underappreciated art. Clearly their parents realise this. Nor do they realise how important they are to our nights out.

    I say thank you skanky ho.

    EDIT: Was it just me who thought the thread title was "skanky ho breasts" until they read it carefully?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    What is wrong with the young ladies of Ireland (or Tallaght in my case)?

    Does no girl understand the concept of class? Practically every girl I passed on my way home was in the most godawful, sluttiest dress imaginable for their debs.

    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.

    Angers the blood!!

    I dont understand you live in tallaght and you have a very very very fine house :confused:

    is it possible ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    And what is wrong with the parents? Are they not capable of the words ''sorry precious daughter, but you look like a hooker who's been tango'd''.


    Or Hey sweetie............what are your rates for hand relief?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85 ✭✭StiLL-TrAiNinG




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    You on the other hand we can only presume are delighted.

    and whats he doing with his other hand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Your first visit will be your last visit. No one makes it out alive! - or without having their drink spiked :P

    It's cheap on Sunday nights! Cheap like the women ;)

    Kidding. I've been there myself a few times and I'm not cheap ...


    ...Am I? :(

    I spent the first 12 years of my life in Tallaght, place called Springfield, 5-10min walk to the square. Id love to go to the plaza some time just to see what its like, Ive lost the tallaght accent completely, I dont have a fake d4 one or similar, Im not sure what I have, some girls from Kildare told me one time I sounded American


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    Does no girl understand the concept of class?

    Maybe since the word "class" is associated with "school", they naturally rebel against it.


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