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    #32
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    just wondering bout the people that say they never watch porn - their all liars


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    #33
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    phasers wrote: »
    Mine is called "Office supplies" on my CC
    Bet you buy a lot of office supplies:pac::pac::pac:


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    #34
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    dave98 wrote: »
    just wondering bout the people that say they never watch porn - their all liars

    What if they're blind and have a genuine excuse though?


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    #35
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    What if they're blind and have a genuine excuse though?

    What if watching all the porn made em blind in the first place


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    #36
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    What if they're blind and have a genuine excuse though?

    Wonder what braille porn's like..



    Anyone else have a dedicated porn folder on their computer?


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    #37
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    dave98 wrote: »
    Bet you buy a lot of office supplies:pac::pac::pac:
    I have a lot of needs that only office supplies can fill


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    #38
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    blind people have braille porn :cool::eek::cool:


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    #39
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    brummytom wrote: »
    Wonder what braille porn's like..



    Anyone else have a dedicated porn folder on their computer?

    yes ... internet history folder !!!


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    #40
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    I have a lot of needs that only office supplies can fill

    D'you get biro's?


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    #41
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    blind people have braille porn :cool::eek::cool:

    Lego porn. ;)


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    #42
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you get biro's?
    Yep I get special reinforced ones


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    #43
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you get biro's?

    I reckon she has to reorder them all the time. Keeps chewing on them and getting ink all over herself ;)


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    #44
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you get biro's?
    u


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    #45
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    brummytom wrote: »
    Wonder what braille porn's like..

    Why do you think barbie dolls are very popular worldwide ...its not just for kids !!!


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    #46
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    dave98 wrote: »
    What if watching all the porn made em blind in the first place

    :eek: Porn has cooties and it makes you blind.

    Even if porn turned you into Stephen Hawking, there'd still be plenty of incentives to watch it!


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    #47
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dave98 wrote: »
    u get prit stick?

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm not that way inclined.


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    #48
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    just da biros so


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    #49
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sorry, I was referring to a rather disturbing post from last night :P


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    #50
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    phasers wrote: »
    Yep I get special reinforced ones

    bic dic?


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    #51
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    brummytom wrote: »
    Sorry, I was referring to a rather disturbing post from last night :P
    All the porn is making you confused:P


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    #52
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    dave98 wrote: »
    All the porn is making you confused:P

    It's making me even more confused! I thought "Bukkake" was an Indian dish :(


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    #53
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    It's making me even more confused! I thought "Bukkake" was an Indian dish :(

    It is.. quite creamy and slightly warm


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    #54
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    brummytom wrote: »
    Wonder what braille porn's like..

    I wonder if they have that narrator that's on channel 4 shows every now and again for blind people...

    "Pat inserts his massive tool into Mrs. Doyles box."


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    #55
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Researchers Develop Braille Porn
    Los Angeles, CA (bobfromaccounting.com)— A cooperative venture between Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and The Helen Keller Foundation has announced a new initiative to translate pornography into Braille in an effort to normalize the masturbation habits of the sight-impaired.

    The research, which is five years in the making, promises to open a whole new world to the sight-impaired once the technology is perfected.

    "Normally two hands are used to read the raised dots on a Braille page," says Helen Keller Spokesman Brian Jennings. "But in order for Braille porn to be truly effective, we had the monumental task of figuring out how to make it a one-handed job."

    The nonprofit organization, along with Lighthouse for the Blind, has attempted to transcribe everything from graffiti to Picasso paintings into Braille, but quickly realized the unusual challenge that accompanied depicting highly visual images of women in mostly depraved sexual acts.

    "We spend years just trying to make the bumps on the page correlate with the bumps on her ass," Jennings said. "It's not like nipples. Those are easy."

    Famed porn king Larry Flynt praised the hard work of the non-profits and promised once they remove the glitches, Braille porn will be every bit as titillating as the regular stuff.

    “Pornography-induced self pleasure should not be limited only to the sighted,” Flynt said after accepting his Nobel Prize nomination for scientific achievement.

    Added Flynt, "And just think, now you don't have to worry about going blind."
    http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/4_08_02/brailleporn.html
    Who'd have guessed theres a such thing(if only it was true.). Found a braille porn pic. :eek: Better not post that. :D


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    #56
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Banter Joe wrote: »
    I wonder if they have that narrator that's on channel 4 shows every now and again for blind people...

    "Pat inserts his massive tool into Mrs. Doyles box."

    "Pat Mustard is wanted by the guards because he is too gorgeous. Also his last two girlfriends died from exhaustion."

    All with this playing in the background

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb-4qnrVliA


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    #57
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    Found a braille porn pic. :eek: Better not post that. :D

    I just found one there. Going to post it anyway :D

    http://braille.cc/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/braille.gif

    Note: Very NSFW

    The stuff they're getting up to there. Wow.


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    #58
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Atwork wrote: »
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    nope,cant do both:mad:
    Well, you got one bit right, anyway!


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    #59
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Banter Joe wrote: »
    I just found one there. Going to post it anyway :D

    http://braille.cc/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/braille.gif

    Note: Very NSFW

    The stuff they're getting up to there. Wow.

    Can't believe he did that to her, theres a such thing as boundaries like. :eek:


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    #60
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you get biro's?
    Tom Tom Tom?? That story and the "biro windmill" must of made some impression on ya:D

    Redtube FTW...does the job with no need for "office supply" folders or dodgy credit card bills ;)


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    #61
    dave98
    Registered Users Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    stop talking about porn and go to confession


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