Pet names to annoy your GF or BF

gavney

Ok, this is probably partly why I don't have a gf anymore, but these are some of the names I have liked to use to irritate former gfs

1. Sugartits
2. Dollface
3. Fluff
4. Party-time
5. Precious
6. Object

Anyone got any other good ones, so that just in case I meet a nice girl, I can wreck it with style

Rabies

don't even think about saying those words...

Ya you,.... I'm looking at you

Gummy Panda

cum bucket
little fanny fart
Snackbox

WeeBushy

Nips

laugh

Anybodys gf ever copy that thing from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Hilarious, not.

Prof.Badass

smelly gee,
saggy tits,
either wobble arms or skeletor (depending on size).

Do i get a prize?

Dan Chipowski

Overweight smelly tramp.

WeeBushy

vinylmesh wrote: »

smelly gee,
saggy tits,
either wobble arms or skeletor (depending on size).

Do i get a prize?

Yes, a lifetime of masturbating in your room on your own

Prof.Badass

Rabies wrote: »

don't even think about saying those words...

Ya you,.... I'm looking at you

Thanks for reminding me .

gavney wrote: »

1. Sugartits
2. Dollface
3. Fluff
4. Party-time
5. Precious
6. Object

Strange, I have used all those names with your mother and she had no objections .

drunkymonkey

.....my little dangle-berry.....

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Cum bucket,
spunk monkey,
my dirty whore,
squish mitten.

Dabko

Cnut.
That name is always good for a reaction.

Alexl

My precious queef

FlutterinBantam

"Floppy crack" was always my favourite

"Come here me little floppy crack and see what de Flutt has to tighten her up"

They all loved that one.:cool:

fintonie

mumsie

Numina

Fatso
Bitchface

Hmm, what else do I normally call her??

Prof.Badass

WeeBushy wrote: »

Yes, a lifetime of masturbating in your room on your own

:eek:

So now I can only do it in my room :mad:!!!

This is the worst prize ever .

hobochris

Cellulite!

you may end up with a wooden overcoat for calling her that though.

Nodin

Little Miss Flappy Pants.

ziggy23

thundertits
thunderthighs
bingo-wings

My ex used to call me Kojak cos he said I'd a massive head and I'd be fcucked if I was bald:o You dont wanna know what I called him:mad:

laugh

ziggy23 wrote: »

I'd be fcucked if I was bald

Thats a strange requirement, I suppose it takes all kinds.

captainspeckle

pet.... i hate when people call each other pet. no need for it

bent so it is.

i always comment on my boyfriend's receeding hairline. he is in his early twenties, so doesn't take it very well.

OP you should definately refer to potential partners as "thundering whores" or "michelen man-esque" that would ensure definate results.

Pyr0

Tons of fun
Tubs
Chubs
Wobbles
Jiggles
Object No.X (insert past number of girlfriends +1)

gavney

vinylmesh wrote: »

Strange, I have used all those names with your mother and she had no objections .

Probably cause you're quite handsome and she's low on self-esteem.......no wait, something else

gavney

Raylan Thousands Virtuoso wrote: »

squish mitten.

gavney

Pyr0 wrote: »

Object No.X (insert past number of girlfriends +1)

We have a winner! That or squish mitten

Krieg

fanny wobbler

cathysworld

Horse

or Mr Small

Rowley Birkin QC

Morbidly obese spasticface

karlog

Hasan arectian

sneakerfreak

the thing i wipe my cock on in the mornings

that thing i keep tied to the radiator

that thing

daddys little whore

the thing i let the dog up on

buckieburd

I think Doll Face is quite nice!

NothingMan

My GF hates it when I introduce her as my "Current Girlfriend".

magicianz

Call your bfs penis 'little _______' (add in name)

It will make him feel like a big man

cathysworld

magicianz wrote: »

Call your bfs penis 'little _______' (add in name)

It will make him feel like a big man

Even if his name is Willy?

partyguinness

"Bucket"

My g/friend like me to call her "whore" and to tell her what a whore she is when I am riding her...I cant do it:( Whats wrong with me?

Blazer

C0cksucker
C0cksuckin biatch

etc etc

wobzilla

jam rag

partyguinness

Any name of an ex girlfriend...:D

tman

Cheesetits

cathysworld

Mr Softie

Floppy

Uncle Gaybo

Grandad

Richard Head

artanevilla

Maddie.

IvySlayer

What we know about boyfriends and girlfriends :pac:

oh god im so lonely

gavney

buckieburd wrote: »

I think Doll Face is quite nice!

I know! So do I! But she seemed to hate it. Apparently it sounded like something that would be said in porn- She must have watched some very polite porn!

SlickRic

Pyr0 wrote: »

Tons of fun
Tubs
Chubs
Wobbles
Jiggles
Object No.X (insert past number of girlfriends +1)

ah here, that's going too far.

you can't call someone that smug matchstick...

ziggy23

for gf

bucket crotch
tunnel gicker
channel tunnel

for bf

rat features
****ty pants
rab c nesbitt

Jesus Juice

Squishy.

When they ask why you keep calling them that,just say ''You know why''
It could be any number of things!!

veryangryman

My little Pony

Singing optional :pac:

orourkeda

wind tunnel snatch

Lorrs33

My boyfriend hates it when I call him "silly moo"

ziggy23

cocktail sausage or even better just wave your little finger at him hee hee:p