Need Advice!!

D.Q

If you could give your child(your real child or for the youthful ones, future child) one piece of advice, one pearl of wisdom that they could live their life by, what would it be?

Royale with Cheese

Don't do an Arts degree.

netwhizkid

Go to the other School in town, don't listen to your mother.

Schism

Wear sunscreen.

K4t

Don't ask for advice on the internet. Especially AH.

Kold

Be objective.

magicianz

Dont eat yellow snow.

Biggins

NEVER judge a book by its cover.

SRFC90

I always advise people never to give advice.

orestes

Advice given to me on my 18th birthday by my father:

Always make sure there is a shower-mat in your shower. I was shagging your mother in there once and nearly slipped and killed myself. Happy birthday.

Thanks dad :mad:

JONJO THE MISER

Advice him/her to do whatever he feels he is good at or whatever he feels he would like to do whithin reason, dont trap him into something just because you feel its the best for him , let him be free.

anonymous_joe

From my old man;

'Never, ever, ever get a girl pregnant. But if you, make sure she's richer than you.'

K4t

magicianz wrote: »

Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't swallow.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Do what you want to do in life, don't listen to anybody when it comes to what you want to become. They may think it's best for you, but only you know what's best for you.

CutzEr

magicianz wrote: »

Dont eat yellow snow.

But what if it's beer?

ctrl-alt-delete

If you're not 1st you're last.

Baraboo

When observing the behavior of large groups of people, Never rule out stupidity.

orestes

Baraboo wrote: »

When observing the behavior of large groups of people, Never rule out stupidity.

This works with individual people too

Remmy

Dont let anyone tell you your goals arent achievable.Only you know if you can achieve them.Noone else.

DanGerMus

Get out while you still can!

Adamisconfused

Never vote for Fianna Fáil.

Jesus Wept

ALWAYS judge books by their covers, saves time.

Sharpshooter

Make sure the last word you leave to your parents is a nice one, every time you speak.

Alexl

If you're going on holidays, dont bring back a foreign girlfriend,baby or disease!

Professey Chin

Bend over

martyboy48

Throw the first punch

Kold

orestes wrote: »

Advice given to me on my 18th birthday by my father:

Always make sure there is a shower-mat in your shower. I was shagging your mother in there once and nearly slipped and killed myself. Happy birthday.

Thanks dad :mad:

Haha, my mate's Dad once said, "Seb would've been taller except I pulled out early. Best part of him ran down her leg."

Seloth

Adamisconfused wrote: »

Never vote for Fianna Fáil.

Things can change to worst,but it dosent mean the worst cant change back.:p

kumate_champ07

Biggins wrote: »

NEVER judge a book by its cover.

shouldnt that be 'never judge a website by its header'?
kids wont know what books are in the future

kumate_champ07

If you're snookered on the pink, aim for the brown

SV

Do whatever you want to do. You might regret it after, you might not. However, it's ALWAYS better to regret having done something than not having done it.
Oh and nothing is out of your reach, despite what people try and tell you.