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Surnames for this century

02-09-2009 6:34pm

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during a boring day in work i was thinking of surnames like cooper, farmer, smith etc names that were originally given due to your job title and then i was wondering what names would you have for more modern professions. any come to your minds?

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Surnames for this century? The Changs will do well...

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The two that spring to mind as Cowenyoufatuselessmother****er and Harneyyoufatuselesscunt.

They are more descriptive of performance moreso that the actual profession involved.

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ibarelycare wrote: »

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Berty wrote: »

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He has a wife you know

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allanb49 wrote: »

hangs head in shame, what has become of AH

Well I can tell you who barely cares

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