Finally, something original for AH

Halla Basin

Is this the real life...

Is this just fantasy?

Conor108

Caught in a landslide-

No escape from reality-

My name is URL

ugh

Halla Basin

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and seeeeee...

Praetorian Saighdiuir

ffs

brummytom

Irish people quoting Queen?


*chuckles*

Conor108

That the spirit! EVERYBODY!

phasers

meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Halla Basin

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy...

Adamcp898

Poor, very poor

FACEPALM

Cause it s easy come
easy go
little high little low

orestes

Fukk off back to /b/ or 4chan or whatever arsehole of the internet this shite belongs in, this is a discussion site

TheZohanS

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Poor, very poor

I blame the gov-ern-ment...la la la la!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman

I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Yeah! I'm the scatman.

Where's The Scatman?

I'm the scatman

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

I'm the Scatman.

Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

Yeah!

I'm the Scatman

I'm the Scatman

Edgedinblue

anywhere the wind blows!

poisonated

anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to me

allanb49

Yeah this was funny the first time i saw it when it was original, now its just sad

Adamcp898

TheZohan wrote: »

I blame the gov-ern-ment...la la la la!

I demand satisfaction sir

teddy_303

Let me go!:mad:

Rhyme

BARCELONAAAAAAAA!!

abouttobebanned

I like titties.

banquo

Any way the wind blows

Halla Basin

Doesn't really matter to me, to me

To meeeee

*Ding do ding ding doo doo

Ding do ding ding doo doo*

FACEPALM

Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head

Halla Basin

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead...

Turd Ferguson

Just a city boy
born and raised in south Detroit

FACEPALM

mama life has just begun

Halla Basin

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere!

Turd Ferguson

Sarky

God, you people suck.

Except for the guy who posted Scatman John.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

God, you people suck.

Except for the guy who posted Scatman John.

Whooooaaa............that was meeeeeeee!!!:)

cathysworld

Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango
(sang in Fr Noel Furlong voice)

Reillyman

But now I've gone and thrown it all away...

Slidey

If you say you don't **** you're a liar,
If you say that you do you're a fool,
So next time you see
Prince Charles on tv,
Remember he **** himself too

Poor Uncle Tom

Mary Harney has a lot to answer for....

Matt Holck

I don't have any hing to answer for



Hi Slide

There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat

Hermy

The managers know better than to **** around.
So if one's givin you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy.
So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a-bitch in two.
If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.
The little one.
Then you tell 'im his thumb's next.
After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear.
I'm hungry, let's get a taco.

Deki

ok larry

Matt Holck

I don't wear underwear