Daughter left home!

plastic-man · 02-09-2009 2:58pm #1

Hi,
My big sister left home tday to work abroad. My Mom is upset obviously and said she heard of a book for coping with your daughter leaving, only she can't remember the name.

any recommendations?

thanks in advance

General Zod · 02-09-2009 3:00pm

http://www.amazon.com/Sophies-Choice-William-Styron/dp/0679736379

Lia_lia · 02-09-2009 3:00pm

Seriously?

Four-Percent · 02-09-2009 3:02pm

Try this one

Gyalist · 02-09-2009 3:05pm

This is probably what you're looking for.

Lia_lia · 02-09-2009 3:07pm

Or even http://www.amazon.com/Desperate-Lonely-Housewives-Novel-ebook/dp/B002DUDGT2

Wait, wtf?

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 3:09pm

This should do it http://www.amazon.com/Tek-War-William-Shatner/dp/0441802087

Long Onion · 02-09-2009 3:11pm

There is always solace in Christ ...

... or else try heroin.

Adamcp898 · 02-09-2009 3:13pm

OP I reckon you should ask in another forum if you want a serious answer

but if you don't then I recommend http://www.amazon.co.uk/Behind-Bell-Dustin-Diamond/dp/0981239692/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251900814&sr=8-2

pikachucheeks · 02-09-2009 3:14pm

My recommendation is don't post in AH, asking for advice.
You'll get the piss ripped out of you.

Try asking in the books forum! or the ladies' lounge, maybe?

AnonoBoy · 02-09-2009 3:17pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

This should do it http://www.amazon.com/Tek-War-William-Shatner/dp/0441802087

Shatner, is there anything he can't fix?

plastic-man · 02-09-2009 3:23pm

thanks to those who posted in a somewhat serious manner.

to those taking the piss, find something better to do lads, being a 'funny guy' online is totally lame.

thanks guys.

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 3:24pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Shatner, is there anything he can't fix?

No, nothing

Nodin · 02-09-2009 3:26pm

plastic-man wrote: »

Hi,
My big sister left home tday to work abroad. My Mom is upset obviously and said she heard of a book for coping with your daughter leaving, only she can't remember the name.

any recommendations?

thanks in advance

Glad to help.

Smart Bug · 02-09-2009 3:26pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Shatner, is there anything he can't fix?

His wife?

Gyalist · 02-09-2009 3:26pm

Actually, upon more mature reflection, I think that this DVD would me more appropriate under the circumstances.

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 3:30pm

This could also come in handy too. It mightnt help your current situation, but think of the possibilities!!!!!!!

phasers · 02-09-2009 3:33pm

plastic-man wrote: »

being a 'funny guy' online is totally lame.

oh God, you're right. I've wasted my life...

Long Onion · 02-09-2009 3:34pm

Is your Ma Kate McCann?

Just wondering ...

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 3:35pm

phasers wrote: »

oh God, you're right. I've wasted my life...

I know. Its so clear now....I'm going to join the Church of Scientology

Ahoy! · 02-09-2009 3:36pm

plastic-man wrote: »

thanks to those who posted in a somewhat serious manner.

to those taking the piss, find something better to do lads, being a 'funny guy' online is totally lame.

thanks guys.

Ofcourse,because AH is srs bizniss in the first place.

humanji · 02-09-2009 3:36pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

My recommendation is don't post in AH, asking for advice.
You'll get the piss ripped out of you.

Try asking in the books forum! or the ladies' lounge, maybe?

Enough of your sensible posting! AH needs these posts to while away the day.

plastic-man · 02-09-2009 3:40pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I know. Its so clear now....I'm going to join the Church of Scientology

But thats not even funny? Will no one in the office listen to your jokes or something?

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 3:44pm

plastic-man wrote: »

But thats not even funny? Will no one in the office listen to your jokes or something?

No they dont. I do sincerely apologise. I forgot that the internet is serious business. It wont happen again

stovelid · 02-09-2009 3:44pm

plastic-man wrote: »

Hi,
My Mom is upset obviously and said she heard of a book for coping with your daughter leaving,

From now on, you have to help with the cleaning instead.

Nodin · 02-09-2009 3:50pm

plastic-man wrote: »

But thats not even funny? Will no one in the office listen to your jokes or something?

He's alone in the office....They left him clutching a stapler there.....He'll have to go once the lease is taken up again though...

On a happy note, wheres she going to?

pikachucheeks · 02-09-2009 3:53pm

plastic-man wrote: »

But thats not even funny? Will no one in the office listen to your jokes or something?

Office?

Do people on the dole have any access to such things?! :P

Smart Bug · 02-09-2009 3:54pm

Nodin wrote: »

He's alone in the office....They left him clutching a stapler there.....He'll have to go once the lease is taken up again though...

On a happy note, wheres she going to?

http://www.marcopolodesign.com.au/graphic_design/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/toinfinity.jpg

/gets coat

General Zod · 02-09-2009 4:00pm

plastic-man wrote: »

to those taking the piss, find something better to do lads, being a 'funny guy' online is totally lame.

Did you honestly post in AH looking for serious answers?

serious business indeed.

AnonoBoy · 02-09-2009 4:09pm

plastic-man wrote: »

being a 'funny guy' online is totally lame.

Ever hear the fable about the dog in the manger with the sour grapes?

Abi · 02-09-2009 4:09pm

plastic-man wrote: »

But thats not even funny? Will no one in the office listen to your jokes or something?

Actually I kinda like him :pac:

To answer your question; I think its empty-nest syndrome you mean. You could try this book I suppose.

Daughter left home!

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