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In the Noclight: anonymous_joe

  • 30-08-2009 8:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok, folks, it's the Noc forum's answer to Ross O'Carroll-Kelly! :pac: :D

    On your screens, for three days only (unless I forget what day it is again!!) ...

    anonymous_joe!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    - Does your strength lie in your hair in a Samson-esque manner?

    - Favourite beer?

    - Recommend me a game.

    - Hottest celebrity female?

    - What the hell made you think that Commerce was a good idea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    1) are you sick of southside jokes?
    2) why did you become a man united fan?
    3) favourite book to movie adaptation?
    4) Is there any person (alive or dead) you would love to sit down and have a conversation with
    6) who let the dogs out?
    7) How do you take your steak? burnt to a crisp por bloody as hell
    8) what forum on boards would you most like to mod?
    9) did you notice there was no number 5 in this line of questions (be honest :pac:)
    10) if your house was burning and you only had time ot grab one thing, what would it be?
    11) beavis or butthead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Can you play any musical instruments?

    Why did you pick that username?

    Do you have an album that you're listening to a lot currently? If so, what is it?

    Do you speak any other languages?

    Favourite holiday destination?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    - Does your strength lie in your hair in a Samson-esque manner?

    - Favourite beer?

    - Recommend me a game.

    - Hottest celebrity female?

    - What the hell made you think that Commerce was a good idea?
    Eh, that'd be Paulaner or Guinness. Or Brahma. Or Antartica. Or Grolsch.

    Dawn of War 2's keeping me entertained lately.

    Oooh, so much choice, and it all depends on my mood. Eva Green was always a personal favourite.

    Commerce was an accident. I put it on my CAO like a year or whatever beforehand, it was about 7th or something on my application, and then I didn't do any work for my Leaving and ended up getting in. Then I made the unfortunate mistake of doing it. :pac:
    1) are you sick of southside jokes?
    2) why did you become a man united fan?
    3) favourite book to movie adaptation?
    4) Is there any person (alive or dead) you would love to sit down and have a conversation with
    6) who let the dogs out?
    7) How do you take your steak? burnt to a crisp por bloody as hell
    8) what forum on boards would you most like to mod?
    9) did you notice there was no number 5 in this line of questions (be honest :pac:)
    10) if your house was burning and you only had time ot grab one thing, what would it be?
    11) beavis or butthead?
    1. If a jokes amusing, grand. If it's shít, the person making it's a cúnt and I hope they die.
    2. Eric Cantona
    3. Ehm, Lord of the Rings I reckon.
    4. Jesus. I'm curious. :p
    5. Notes the lack of a question five.
    6. I just let my dog out. She's barking a bit.
    7. I used to like it still moo-ing, these days, rare.
    8. Ehm, I dunno really. I'd have less fun in somewhere like rugby if I was a mod.
    9. See answer five. Aw yeah, motherfcuker. :pac:
    10. My dog.
    11. Hmmm. They're both shíte without the other so I can't answer that. ^^
    Dord wrote: »
    Can you play any musical instruments?

    Why did you pick that username?

    Do you have an album that you're listening to a lot currently? If so, what is it?

    Do you speak any other languages?

    Favourite holiday destination?

    I don't play any musical instruments actually, and it always bugs me.

    It seemed funny at the time I was joining a different forum. A looooooong time ago.

    Today I listened to Bat For Lashes new album, Lateralus and a NiN album. But nothing I'm listening to a huuuuge amount.

    I can speak bad Irish, ok French, used to have a bit of Dutch, and that's about it.

    Probably Argentina or France.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Most recent book you have read?

    Most recent movie you have seen?

    With your expertise in teh commerce, what do you think is a (good) possible solution to the country's cashflow woes?

    How much do you love boards?

    Can you dance?

    Apparently chicks dig scars, do you have any?

    Favourite Nocturnal moment, on Boards and in RL?

    Anywhere in the world you would like to visit?

    Have you turned your back on MMO's for good?

    What is in your subbed list up top?

    If you could have a superpower, only one and omnipotence/omnipresence are not allowed, what would it be?

    Lastly, worst drink and food you can remember tasting?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    1.Can you sing?
    2.which would you rather go without for a week internet or phone?
    3.Boobs or bum?
    4.Do you like feeding the ducks?
    5.Have you bungee jumped?
    6.Do you want to sky dive?
    7.Whats your favourite outfit?
    8.Ever wear something that your like omgwtf about now?
    9.Favourite school subject?
    10.Would you like to get married someday?
    11.How do you clean a laptop/computer keyboard?
    12.Do you like musicals?
    13.Wahts your favourite song at the moment?
    14.Favourite aftershave/smelly stuff?
    15.Do you like gardening?
    16.did you go to your debs?
    17.What song is stuck in your head?
    18.Any siblings?
    19.Ever go horseriding?
    20.Do you like the ebach?
    21.Where do you want to go before you die?
    22.If you could invite any 5 people living or dead to a dinner party who would you invite?
    23.Chipper or chinese?
    24.Does bad spell and punctuation annoy you?
    25.Ever have two girls on the go at once?
    26.Ever dress up as a girl?
    27.Do you dress up for halloween?
    28.are you an internet addict?
    29.What food/foods do you hate?
    30.Is your bed comfy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Avitus, Tarkus, Thaddeus or Cyrus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    What's your favourite brand of whiskey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    1.Can you sing?
    2.which would you rather go without for a week internet or phone?
    3.Boobs or bum?
    4.Do you like feeding the ducks?
    5.Have you bungee jumped?
    6.Do you want to sky dive?
    7.Whats your favourite outfit?
    8.Ever wear something that your like omgwtf about now?
    9.Favourite school subject?
    10.Would you like to get married someday?
    11.How do you clean a laptop/computer keyboard?
    12.Do you like musicals?
    13.Wahts your favourite song at the moment?
    14.Favourite aftershave/smelly stuff?
    15.Do you like gardening?
    16.did you go to your debs?
    17.What song is stuck in your head?
    18.Any siblings?
    19.Ever go horseriding?
    20.Do you like the ebach?
    21.Where do you want to go before you die?
    22.If you could invite any 5 people living or dead to a dinner party who would you invite?
    23.Chipper or chinese?
    24.Does bad spell and punctuation annoy you?
    25.Ever have two girls on the go at once?
    26.Ever dress up as a girl?
    27.Do you dress up for halloween?
    28.are you an internet addict?
    29.What food/foods do you hate?
    30.Is your bed comfy?
    Madre de Dios.

    1. A bit. Not well since my balls dropped though. Where once I had a voice worthy of an angelic choir, now I sound like a large animal being tortured cruelly.
    2. I'd need my phone.
    3. Hmmm. I like both, and have certain standards for both.
    4. I loved it as a kid. Been a while since I last did it.
    5. Nah, I loathe heights.
    6. See above. Maybe one day, but tbh, it's not high on my list of priorities.
    7. Eh, jeans and a t-shirt or a good suit.
    8. I'm sure I have, nothing especially outlandish though. :pac:
    9. English.
    10. Perhaps. Depends on whom I end up with. So far no-one I've been with has been marriage material. :p But it's not something I'd really think of. I'm only 22 ffs. :pac:
    11. With great difficulty.
    12. Not especially. Seen a lot of them, and I'd prefer to be at either a play or a gig.
    13. Dunno really. Been listening to Daniel by Bat For Lashes a bit. :pac:
    14. Issey Miyake or Acqua di Gio. Or Fahrenheit.
    15. No.
    16. I did indeed go to my debs. I've no idea what happened though.
    17. Nothing right now, though listening to some Radiohead.
    18. One sister. A pain that never ends. :p
    19. I have indeed gone horse-riding a few times.
    20. I'm not a mad beach person, no. I don't mind it, but it's not something I love or hate.
    21. I've been to most of the places... Eh, Africa and Australia. And Antartica, then I've been to all the continents. I also want to do a road trip across America some day. And maybe the same in Australia.
    22. Jesus, Oscar Wilde, Bender, Cleopatra and someone none of you lot know but who always entertains me. :p
    23. Chinese usually. Big shout out for Borza's Sandymount though. :pac:
    24. Indeed it does. ^^
    25. Nah, I don't like cheating on people. Much to my chagrin I turned down the opportunity to get with a girl I'd fancied for years as a result of my gentlemanlyness. ><
    26. Nah, I've never dressed up as a girl.
    27. Often enough yeah. Had some epic nights out as a result. ^^
    28. Sometimes. When I'm bored I waste a lot of time on it, but if I'm busy, nah not really.
    29. Vinegar and onions.
    30. Fairly. Though I'm getting a new one soon. :pac:
    Galvasean wrote: »
    Avitus, Tarkus, Thaddeus or Cyrus?

    Eh. I love them all. Thaddeus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    What's your favourite brand of whiskey?

    I don't drink whiskey at all really. Jameson or Paddy Powers maybe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    - Favourite Transformer?

    - Favourite nerdy joke?

    - Favourite Tarantino movie?

    - How do you think the Leinster rugby team will do next season?

    - Why rugby? Is it just a D4 thing?

    - What do you think would happen if someone tossed a lit match into the Quinn school?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    :eek:Forgotten by a fellow redhead:eek:...oh i haz epic sad:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    :eek:Forgotten by a fellow redhead:eek:...oh i haz epic sad:(:(

    Sorry, Ash's one kinda took the wind out of my sails. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Most recent book you have read?
    A Game of THrones by George RR Martin.
    Most recent movie you have seen?
    It's been a while since I was in the cinema. Moon, though. Good film, really interesting.
    With your expertise in teh commerce, what do you think is a (good) possible solution to the country's cashflow woes?
    Drop the minimum wage, and slash the wages of the civil service. It's not nice, but it's necessary.
    How much do you love boards?
    salright really.
    Can you dance?
    No.
    Apparently chicks dig scars, do you have any?
    A few. But none that would stand out.
    Favourite Nocturnal moment, on Boards and in RL?
    Ah I like whiling away the nights in here when I'm relaxing.

    In terms of 'RL' let's just say it involved the moonlight and nothing else I can share in here.
    Anywhere in the world you would like to visit?
    Said it already, Africa and Australia mainly.
    Have you turned your back on MMO's for good?
    I think so. I went a bit silly last time. :pac:
    What is in your subbed list up top?
    None actually, I don't bother with it really.
    If you could have a superpower, only one and omnipotence/omnipresence are not allowed, what would it be?
    Eh, regeneration, a la Wolverine.
    Lastly, worst drink and food you can remember tasting?
    Vinegar. Eugh. And something odd, spicy and very fishy and very very very spicy I had in China years ago. No idea what it was.
    - Favourite Transformer?
    Starscream. :D
    - Favourite nerdy joke?
    Rogues do it from behind.
    - Favourite Tarantino movie?
    I ain't seen 'em all, Kill Bill part 1 or Pulp Fiction.
    - How do you think the Leinster rugby team will do next season?
    Well, but not as well. QF's of the HEC and the ML Final.
    - Why rugby? Is it just a D4 thing?
    Played it as a young 'un in school. As a sport I love watching it and football, and the closest team to me is Leinster. ;)
    - What do you think would happen if someone tossed a lit match into the Quinn school?
    Some girl would snatch it up to light a Marlboro light.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Madre de Dios.
    Sorry, Ash's one kinda took the wind out of my sails. :pac:
    I empathise!! :pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. Can you drive a car??
    2. Favourite circus act??
    3. 3 tv shows you'd watch regularly??

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    if there was a song to describe you , what would it be?


    tell my your most fav ginger joke! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    What do you (realisticly) want from the first DoW2 expansion pack?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What is your best and worst ginger stalker experience?

    Do you want ginger babies eventually?

    Where is your favorite place to be?

    What song accurately depicts todays mood?

    Do you like cuddles?

    What is your coolest material possession?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    1.Do you like being in the noclight?
    2.Favourite non alcoholic cold drink?
    3.Favourite warm drink?
    4.Do you like ice cream?
    5.any films that you're looking foreward.?
    6.What colour did your date wear to the debs?
    7.Have you gone skiing before?
    8.Any holiday you didnt enjoy?
    9.Do you like christmas?
    10.Can you cook?
    11.What tv shows do you watch?
    12.did you ever look at a cat food or dog food ad and feel hungry?
    13.Do you get scared of pervy old women?
    14.If you didnt do economics what were your other choices?
    15.Any teddies?
    16.Still hating the dutch?
    17.Did you get abuse over being a redzer when you were younger?
    18.Am I annoying you with my questions?
    19.Are you religious/spiritual?
    20.Have you seen any De niro films?
    21.do you like wine?
    22.Ever go to the gaelteacht?
    23.Are you itnerested in politics?
    24.Any piercings/tattoos?
    25.Any claim to fame?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    1. What is your favourite time of year?

    2. Have you got a favourite item of clothing?

    3. What did you put on your CAO form originally at top?

    4. Most disliked phrase?

    5. If you could support an Irish soccer team, who would it be?

    6. When is it, in your opinion, for a man to cry?

    7. Two annoying bands are vying for a one-off concert dedicated to you, you MUST choose one and attend...do you choose U2 or Coldplay?:pac:

    8. If you could have a smiley made for you on Boards, what would it be?

    9. Favourite past-time?

    10. You have won the Euromillions, what are the first 3 things you do with the cash?

    11. How tall are you?

    12. How many more questions do you think Ais has lined up for you?:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    koth wrote: »
    1. Can you drive a car??
    2. Favourite circus act??
    3. 3 tv shows you'd watch regularly??
    1. Sort of.
    2. Ehm, dunno really. I don't like the animal stuff, that's evil.
    3. The Wire, South Park, Simpsons, and random stuf I guess.
    emo!! wrote: »
    if there was a song to describe you , what would it be?


    tell my your most fav ginger joke! :P
    Hmmm. I honestly don't know how I'd describe myself. :p

    I don't know any good ones. Most of my mates know not to bother. They don't insult me and they're never funny. :pac:
    Galvasean wrote: »
    What do you (realisticly) want from the first DoW2 expansion pack?
    New races, hopefully Chaos and IG, and then some new campaign goodness.
    Moonbaby wrote: »
    What is your best and worst ginger stalker experience?
    I've got none. :p
    Do you want ginger babies eventually?
    Babies = teh scary and I = teh young. No idea. :pac:
    Where is your favorite place to be?
    Eh, relaxing in the backgarden with the dog on a sunny day.
    What song accurately depicts todays mood?
    Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows... :p
    Do you like cuddles?
    Depends on whose cuddling, but yes.
    What is your coolest material possession?
    A painting of a man and a cat I have. ^^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    1.Do you like being in the noclight?
    2.Favourite non alcoholic cold drink?
    3.Favourite warm drink?
    4.Do you like ice cream?
    5.any films that you're looking foreward.?
    6.What colour did your date wear to the debs?
    7.Have you gone skiing before?
    8.Any holiday you didnt enjoy?
    9.Do you like christmas?
    10.Can you cook?
    11.What tv shows do you watch?
    12.did you ever look at a cat food or dog food ad and feel hungry?
    13.Do you get scared of pervy old women?
    14.If you didnt do economics what were your other choices?
    15.Any teddies?
    16.Still hating the dutch?
    17.Did you get abuse over being a redzer when you were younger?
    18.Am I annoying you with my questions?
    19.Are you religious/spiritual?
    20.Have you seen any De niro films?
    21.do you like wine?
    22.Ever go to the gaelteacht?
    23.Are you itnerested in politics?
    24.Any piercings/tattoos?
    25.Any claim to fame?

    1. It's ok. A lot of effort. :pac:
    2. Coke. Or grape juice.
    3. Hot chocolate.
    4. Ah yeah.
    5. Hmmm. I don't really look forward to films, I go to the cinema and then pick a film, rather than going for a specific film normally.
    6. Red I think.
    7. Never actually.
    8. Hmmm. Family ones tended to leave me bored. And had a lot of drama on one, but that's about it.
    9. I love Christmas. Absolutely love it.
    10. Yup.
    11. Eh, mostly documentaries or comedies, or The Wire.
    12. I must confess not. Have you? :pac:
    13. Not scared, but definitely weirded out. I like women my age. :p
    14. Ehm, for my CAO? I wanted to law. Could have done arts.
    15. Still have my baby teddies somewhere.
    16. Nah, not really. Haven't thought about it in a while. ^^
    17. Only until I met people who'd gone to a school full of scobes. Most of them learned not to bother pretty quickly.
    18. Nah, not really.
    19. I wouldn't describe myself as such no.
    20. I'd be amazed if I hadn't. ^^
    21. Yeah, I do like it.
    22. Yup. Boring as fcuk.
    23. Fairly. Cynically though.
    24. None.
    25. I was front page news on the IT when I was about 2. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    25. I was front page news on the IT when I was about 2. :pac:
    Do tell! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    1. What is your favourite time of year?

    2. Have you got a favourite item of clothing?

    3. What did you put on your CAO form originally at top?

    4. Most disliked phrase?

    5. If you could support an Irish soccer team, who would it be?

    6. When is it, in your opinion, for a man to cry?

    7. Two annoying bands are vying for a one-off concert dedicated to you, you MUST choose one and attend...do you choose U2 or Coldplay?:pac:

    8. If you could have a smiley made for you on Boards, what would it be?

    9. Favourite past-time?

    10. You have won the Euromillions, what are the first 3 things you do with the cash?

    11. How tall are you?

    12. How many more questions do you think Ais has lined up for you?:P

    1. None is a favourite. I like them all for different reasons.

    2. Nah. Nothing that I'd call a favourite. Lots I do like though.

    3. Law.

    4. 'I'm not a racist but'

    5. I could. Easily. But I don't. :pac: None of them mean anything to me. I've no connection with any of them. Shamrock Rovers are originally from my neck of the woods, but seen as they fcuked off to Tallaght there's no team near me.

    6. I assume you mean ok. Eh, I don't know, when he's feeling especially emotional?

    7. I love U2.

    8. A rich smiley wearing a top hat and a monocle, and I'd spend the time annoying people in AH and politics.

    9. Swimming or video-games.

    10. Go out for a pint. Head to Shanahans. Go out. :pac:

    11. I've no idea. 6 something.

    12. A couple dozen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Do tell! :p

    Ehm, I was at some exhibition in the National Museum offering my opinion on something. I looked fcuking cute. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    How often do you shower?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    How often do you shower?

    Twice a day. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Twice a day. :pac:
    I could ... but I won't! :p

    Why do you want to do law?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    I could ... but I won't! :p

    Why do you want to do law?

    It's always interested me, family have done it before and as a kid I was exposed to it a lot and it's something that I still find fascinating.

    Plus, silly robes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Am I the only one to tell you that you look much taller IRL?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Am I the only one to tell you that you look much taller IRL?

    Taller than I look on the internet? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Taller than I look on the internet? :pac:

    Yes (in pics and such)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Ever get caught doing the dirty deed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Yes (in pics and such)
    Hmmm. It's been mentioned before I guess. Think there's only a picture of my face on boards though? ^^
    Ever get caught doing the dirty deed?

    In a way that was neither funny nor embarrasing, but really unpleasant.


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. Do you have any favourite authors??

    2. skeleton on fire riding a........ ??

    3. How would you defend yourself if attacked by someone wielding a grapefruit??

    :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Will we team up for a Last stand at some point?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    koth wrote: »
    1. Do you have any favourite authors??

    2. skeleton on fire riding a........ ??

    3. How would you defend yourself if attacked by someone wielding a grapefruit??

    :P
    1. Ehm, Pratchett, Tolkien would be the most favoured.

    2. Erm...? Ya what? ^^

    3. Beat them to death with it. I loathe grapefruit.
    Galvasean wrote: »
    Will we team up for a Last stand at some point?

    I might well do so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Aaaaaaannnd ... that's all, folks!! :)

    Thanks, Joe!

    Though you got off easy! ... Ais must be counting her shoes!! :D


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