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    #92
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    I don't know about you guys but I enjoyed this thread even though it completely strayed off topic!

    Seriously, I really enjoyed that/this! Anyone agree?


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    #93
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    You sir, have just changed my entire outlook on life itself.

    Huh...
    Normally it's not my advice that does that...


    It's the Rape.


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    #94
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    We will destroy you

    Ouch, I'm terrified - once again, note the sarcasm :pac:


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    #95
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    J.Ball wrote: »
    Pie?

    Arnie?
    Bono Vox wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys but I enjoyed this thread even though it completely strayed off topic!

    Seriously, I really enjoyed that/this! Anyone agree?

    No


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    #96
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Finger??
    deep1 wrote: »
    Fish?


    Finger Fish? FINGER FISH??? What the fudge is a finger fish???

    Crivens!!!


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    #97
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭J.Ball


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Huh...
    Normally it's not my advice that does that...


    It's the Rape.


    Don't think of it as rape. think of it as suprise sex :eek:


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    #98
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    brummytom wrote: »
    Arnie?



    No

    Well you wouldn't, you're from *you know where*


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    #99
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Ouch, I'm terrified - once again, note the sarcasm :pac:

    Its noted


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    #100
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    J.Ball wrote: »
    Don't think of it as rape. think of it as suprise sex :eek:

    My Defence attorney has advised me to use the words

    "Love at first sight"


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    #101
    Bonavox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Its noted

    Thanks


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    #102
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    Well you wouldn't, you're from *you know where*

    Yeah, I know where.. that country that Bono's not from?
    There but for the grace of God


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    #103
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    My Defence attorney has advised using the words

    "Love at first sight"

    Is there such thing as an Offense attorney? That would be awesome!!


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    #104
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    Bono Vox wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys but I enjoyed this thread even though it completely strayed off topic!

    Seriously, I really enjoyed that/this! Anyone agree?
    Stop trying to be liked


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    #105
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    This thread is awesome.
    It has 5 stars. The stars never lie.
    Except Peter Sellers. That liar.


    Not 5 stars anymore 5 Votes - 3.40 average...

    Can it still be called an awesome thread??


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    #106
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Purple Gorilla wrote: »
    Stop trying to be liked

    Yeah, feckin' people with their likin' and whatnot


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    #107
    J.Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭J.Ball


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Is there such thing as an Offense attorney? That would be awesome!!


    Awsome to the max


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    #108
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The premise was a bit unfortunate but we all got there in the end.
    high fives all around.


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