[Eve] Need help and such(I'm a noob)

Seloth

I playeed the 14 day free trial last year and I kept meaning to come back so more than likely I will be but I need help.

I'm tempted to re-rolla new charecter because of the new tutorial thing I've ehard about but the guy I have is pretty good and has a good ship,When I was playing in a net cafe a guy who's was playing it since the begining helped me.

I'm afraid that if I jump back in now I'll be completly lost .

also two friends of mine are thinking of starting up:D

Sir Molle

yo, if you start playing again you can join my guild

Seloth

Ah thanks,which one is it?

bizmark

Join eve university they exist to help new player's.... i used to suggest joining the irish channel as well but i dont even know if people go there anymore :halflife2:

Kiith

Sir Molle wrote: »

yo, if you start playing again you can join my guild

Awaits the firing squad...

R0ot

Next person to refer to a corp/alliance as a guild gets banned. :pac:

bizmark wrote: »

Join eve university they exist to help new player's.... i used to suggest joining the irish channel as well but i dont even know if people go there anymore :halflife2:

^^ This, still a few of us in the irish room but its not what it once was unfortunately =/

Sir Molle

Seloth wrote: »

Ah thanks,which one is it?

goons

we are the elite pvpers of eve and we do other stuff like alliance wide mining ops and role playing

azezil

Sir Molle wrote: »

goons

we are the elite pvpers of eve and we do other stuff like alliance wide mining ops and role playing

sounds kinky!

Zillah

Sir Molle wrote: »

goons

we are the elite pvpers of eve and we do other stuff like alliance wide mining ops and role playing

This will end well.

kyp_durron

I would suggest not listening to anyone on here. Including myself.

Seloth

I actually knoqw quite a bitabout Goon lol,arent you new members encouraged to buy ships that are disposable *L* for your swarm tactics :pac:

Sir Molle

Seloth wrote: »

I actually knoqw quite a bitabout Goon lol,arent you new members encouraged to buy ships that are disposable *L* for your swarm tactics :pac:

if u want to fly your only battleship in combat you can do that if you like.

Seloth

Lol,tbh I was probably aiming for Goon,somethingaful always seems to dominate any game they join heh.

Sir Molle

well if youre still interested in joining my space guild hit me up with a pm and well talk about getting you in

R0ot

Sir Molle wrote: »

well if youre still interested in joining my space guild hit me up with a pm and well talk about getting you in

1 week ban you were warned.

Seloth

What did he do?

Are there any Irish Corps actually?,It'd be pretty fun to control a system or two *L*

R0ot

Seloth wrote: »

What did he do?

Are there any Irish Corps actually?,It'd be pretty fun to control a system or two *L*

He angered the Eve Gods.

Fallen Buckshot

lol banning somone for saying guild instead of corp is a blatant abuse of power... just because you are an almighty mod doesnt mean you have to powertrip like the rest of the atari jaguars

R0ot

Fallen Buckshot wrote: »

lol banning somone for saying guild instead of corp is a blatant abuse of power... just because you are an almighty mod doesnt mean you have to powertrip like the rest of the atari jaguars

I just don't like Sir Molle very much since it's an obvious troll and I fall for those so easily.

Seloth

My this thread has really changed subject.

Kiith

Welcome to boards.ie :P

Seloth

hey...march 2007 apparently :P

Sir Molle

lol

Zillah

Seloth wrote: »

What did he do?

Are there any Irish Corps actually?,It'd be pretty fun to control a system or two *L*

Never ever trust what a goon says in Eve. No matter how friendly one might seem, they're just luring you in, they will eventually drag you into an alley, rape you, rob you and feed you to the wild cats. Anything they steal from you is mostly just a bonus, the real prize is your tears.

I'm not joking.

He was banned because for some reason R0ot doesn't like boards.ie being used as a means of harvesting sweet pubbie tears

(love ya really)

To use a metaphor: You are a hot girl in a bar. Sir Molle is a suave serial killer rapist with roofies in his pocket. He was all like "Come back to my fancy apartment and we can drink champagne, I can totally get you a job as a model" and then root the bouncer comes along and he's all like "hey buddy I told you not to be raping our patrons".

JoeDante

1st rule of eve is do the tutorial
2nd rule is never refer to a corp as a guild.

after that it's a free for all.

EDIT: start a new character and do the tutorial again if you want, then go back to your main? it'll all come back to you fairly quickly anyway, and you can always ask in the rookie channel.

R0ot

Zillah wrote: »

*words*

You sir are a hero!

Sir Molle

pubby tears for the epic winnery

Sir Molle

-_-

Fallen Buckshot

shoulda been perma-ban :pac:

Gneez

I'm a goony goon look at me look at me look at how goony I am I'm going to post about my goonyness look at me

WuuZii

Gneez wrote: »

I'm a goony goon look at me look at me look at how goony I am I'm going to post about my goonyness look at me

With a poast like that its almost as if I am reading GF.com

Sir Molle

Gneez wrote: »

I'm a goony goon look at me look at me look at how goony I am I'm going to post about my goonyness look at me

kyp_durron

All we need now is that fucking stupid giant :smug: emote and this thread will be complete.

kyp_durron

there we go

R0ot

well done.

bizmark

Being in goon's must be a laugh the same retarded "amusing" scam attemps and iinternet memes for going on 3-4 year's now guess thats the benfite of being in an alliance with 3000 gibbering antisocial manchildren no one really notice's when your all back slapping each other and tonguing each other's balls for being so very funny :brofist: .


:smug: kekekekekekekek : )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

kyp_durron

R0ot wrote: »

well done.

thanks

Gneez

nice job, grats all

Seloth

I doseem to get the impression all right that the corporation is like...well Orcs ia film or something *L*.Its like "Bah..Kill" and the guy hits his friend with an axe ,and then suddenly they see somthing shiny and amass an army to get it...or destroy,depends on how shiny it is.

kyp_durron

Seloth wrote: »

I doseem to get the impression all right that the corporation is like...well Orcs ia film or something *L*.Its like "Bah..Kill" and the guy hits his friend with an axe ,and then suddenly they see somthing shiny and amass an army to get it...or destroy,depends on how shiny it is.

haha, yeah man, I like you *L*

Gneez

Seloth wrote: »

I doseem to get the impression all right that the corporation is like...well Orcs ia film or something *L*.Its like "Bah..Kill" and the guy hits his friend with an axe ,and then suddenly they see somthing shiny and amass an army to get it...or destroy,depends on how shiny it is.

yeah man thats exactly how it works

WuuZii

Your average Orc has a longer attention span than your average Goonfleet member

Fallen Buckshot

kyp_durron wrote: »

haha, yeah man, I like you *L*

i always knew you went for the lads ... :pac:

WuuZii

I've been a Goonswarm member pilot for 18 months now. Whats next. I need more. Help me.

**** empire I like my neg sec status