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Anything nice happen to you today?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭narwog81


    my girlfriend brought me lunch in bed because im laid up after an operation on my knee, happy days!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭carly_86


    I got €50 tip


  • Registered Users Posts: 992 ✭✭✭bigslick


    Blowjob


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    I hired a hooker and she was so good I gave her a €50 tip.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    I got a text that wasnt from an automated service :D

    HIGH FIVE!!! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    I hired a hooker and she was so nasty I paid her €50 just so she wouldn't touch me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Novella wrote: »
    HIGH FIVE!!! :D
    No reply though.Bitch :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    No reply though.Bitch :mad:

    Stop that now! This is progress!

    Yesterday no one texted you 'cept 3 telling you that you're entitled to an upgrade.

    Today a girl texted you.

    Tomorrow, bumpin' uglies!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,918 ✭✭✭Steffano2002


    The GF made me beautiful sandwiches for lunch. I'm going fishing in 30 minutes with my boss (effectively today's a half day). Myself and my loved ones are healthy. We live in a free country and I still have a job. Life's beautiful when you focus on the positive!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Had a lovely smoochy text from my boyfriend when I woke up, then I spent some QT with my son


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    The GF made me beautiful sandwiches for lunch. I'm going fishing in 30 minutes with my boss (effectively today's a half day). Myself and my loved ones are healthy. We live in a free country and I still have a job. Life's beautiful when you focus on the positive!

    I like how u put those in order of importance starting with the sandwiches :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Realised that I'm the only Boards male who's not currently trying to shack up with pikachucheeks! :pac:

    *looks around hoping noone has spotted ottostreets clever ruse*


    apart from that, nothing. i had some french toast, had one of my friends tell me how much i mean to them, and brushed my teeth. it was excellent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,918 ✭✭✭Steffano2002


    I like how u put those in order of importance starting with the sandwiches :)
    Food ranks number 1 for me. I'm fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    I hired a hooker and she was so nasty I paid her €50 just so she wouldn't touch me.

    Classy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Novella wrote: »
    Today a girl texted you.

    Was she hot? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    I hired a hooker and she was so nasty I paid her €50 just so she wouldn't touch me.
    Then why hire her in the 1st place:confused:
    Novella wrote: »
    Stop that now! This is progress!

    Yesterday no one texted you 'cept 3 telling you that you're entitled to an upgrade.

    Today a girl texted you.

    Tomorrow, bumpin' uglies!!
    Lies
    Maddison wrote: »
    Had a lovely smoochy text from my boyfriend when I woke up, then I spent some QT with my son
    Holy crap youre alive! :eek:
    ottostreet wrote: »
    Realised that I'm the only Boards male who's not currently trying to shack up with pikachucheeks! :pac:

    *looks around hoping noone has spotted ottostreets clever ruse*
    Lies
    >_>


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Was she hot? :D
    No but it was nice to be wanted....................to fix a computer...........again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    No but it was nice to be wanted....................to fix a computer...........again

    At least it's a move towards putting your memory key into her USB port!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Arrived half and hour late for work and found my boss wasn't there or wouldn't be there for the day so I got to leave and hour early too! Bought myself some new clothes and I am going out for dinner tonight so not a bad day for me at all :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    No but it was nice to be wanted....................to fix a computer...........again

    Pika is looking at this the right way!

    She could have been speaking in code, wimmenz are crazy!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Novella wrote: »
    Pika is looking at this the right way!

    She could have been speaking in code, wimmenz are crazy!
    And I know her.
    Broken computer means broken computer.Ive seen watermelons better with technology :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    And I know her.
    Broken computer means broken computer.Ive seen watermelons better with technology :pac:

    My computer is broken too actually! :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Novella wrote: »
    My computer is broken too actually! :(
    Ill get the watermelons


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Woke up late for work with a hangover, managed not to puke before I got in. Found out my work mate had won €600 on the radio I (Wanted) was very (To) happy for (Kill him) him...Found out big brother was axed happy days..


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    No. But I guess there is still some of it left.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    I ate a Cadburys Timeout and wanted more. I suddenly remembered I bought two :D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    This day last week, I convinced a really fat kid to jump up and down on the Malahide Viaduct. I heard a crack in the bridge but I don't think it weakened the structure - I would have heard about that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,470 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    I got a big card and money from all the guys in work cos I'm leaving:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    A really nice old guy on the phone in work called me a sweet heart just there :) Nice to get some praise for a change!


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Aaron Carter is legal now, mate!

    :D




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