Come and get it!

MickyMoo · 2009-08-25 19:14:42

A wife hears a noise in the kitchen one morning. She goes downstairs and finds her husband (lets call him Mick), slumped over the table, stinking of booze and with lipstick stains all over his shirt. 'I hope you've got a good reason for being here at seven in the morning!', she glowers. 'I certainly do', replies her…

25-08-2009 07:14PM

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MickyMoo

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A wife hears a noise in the kitchen one morning.
She goes downstairs and finds her husband (lets call him Mick), slumped over the table, stinking of booze and with lipstick stains all over his shirt.
'I hope you've got a good reason for being here at seven in the morning!', she glowers.
'I certainly do', replies her husband, 'Breakfast'.

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#2 25-08-2009 10:08PM

Rufus.T.Firefly

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Happens to me all the time :rolleyes:

Nice one Mick M8ty

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