Worst Metal Album of all time

GrizzlyMan

Im sure this will be a Heated Debate, I love most types of metal so it will be interesting to see what album really gets on peoples nerves. But do try and keep it Metal!!!!!!!!!!

Ill start with an easy one: St anger - Metallica

teddy_303

Any C*ck rock album. I'll let you pick it. St Anger is good too.:pac:

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GrizzlyMan wrote: »

Ill start with an easy one: St anger - Metallica

I don't think you'll find much argument with that choice

GrizzlyMan

teddy_303 wrote: »

Any C*ck rock album. I'll let you pick it. St Anger is good too.:pac:

C*ck rock is basically pop though, so it dont count!! another one i can think of is Sepultura - against

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I offer Manowar: Gods Of War. Dreadful.

Fiftysix

Anything by slayer

cedomination

Schism

Fiftysix wrote: »

Anything by slayer

I would like to counter your post.



That is all.

Malice

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

St anger - Metallica

This was the first album I thought of when I saw the thread title.

Fiftysix wrote: »

Anything by slayer

Uh oh, there's the can of worms opened now!

IronMan

Machine Head - Supercharger
Judas Priesnt - Turbo
Pantera - Metal Magic

Malice

IronMan wrote: »

Machine Head - Supercharger

Seriously? While it's not their best album there are some great tracks on there. Bulldozer, White-Knuckle Blackout, Only The Names, Crashing Around You etc.

IronMan wrote:

Pantera - Metal Magic

I don't think any of the pre-Phil Anselmo Pantera releases should count as their sound changed so much that the band themselves regard Cowboys From Hell as their first release.

GhostInTheRuins

IronMan wrote: »

Judas Priesnt - Turbo

Turbo Lover is a great tune, so that automatically disqualifies Turbo from being a truly terrible album.

GrizzlyMan

here is another obvious one......actually anything after Rust In Peace!

GLaDOS

Iced Earth - Framing Armageddon, terrible

Nea

Was just gonna mention Risk.Pile of Poo

Alice Cooper's Zipper Catches Skin is one of the worst albums ever. Though Alice has no recollection of recording it as he was on the piss at the time.

Korn- Life is Peachy was painful.

I think Chinese Democracy has to go down as a big stinker too

Acacia

Mental Mickey

Acacia wrote: »

Or how about: "Hooray For Boobies", by The Bloodhound Gang? Purile rubbish.

Nea

Hooray for Boobies is a masterpiece compared to Hefty Fine.Jesus its dirt
I liked One Fierce Beer Coaster tho.

cedomination

Hooray for boobies isn't metal, it's not even close.

It is a masterpiece though.

murrayp4

Smell The Glove

Otis Driftwood

Slipknot - everything past their debut.

cedomination

Nope, Subliminal verses is awesome.

Acacia

I liked 'Iowa', too.

gerocks

While parts are utterly hilarious, it really is shockingly bad.
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Nolanger

Anyone heard of Green Jelly?

cedomination

Nolanger wrote: »

Anyone heard of Green Jelly?

Again not that bad, just cheesy.

Three little pigs rules.

nowuckenfurries

nowuckenfurries

NIBBS

...
jaysus - you lads have obviously never listened to or been exposed to really bad Metal - this is supposed to be a thread about the Worst Metal Album of all time................

so far most of this is just the worst albums by popular bands......
too tired to think back on some of the worst I have, but oddly enough I quite like a lot of crappy albums.......

Aarronsrod - Illusions Kill.....4572.jpg
could be a start......though I quite like She Say.... No Way!

I'd throw in Faith Or Fear - Punishment Area too....

Johnnnybravo

St Anger wins this one hands down for me. I remember that sickening feeling when I listened to it, it was actually the most disapointing album I ever heard. I dont think I have words that can describe how bad I felt it was :eek:

QOTSA90

*Joins the "I thought of St.Anger when I saw the thread title," club*

rainbow kirby

nth-ing St Anger, adding in

nacho libre

Sacred Steel - Reborn in Steel

yknaa

Any takers for Anvil 'Metal on metal'? Can't say I am impressed with any Krokus stuff I heard either.

GrizzlyMan

yknaa wrote: »

Any takers for Anvil 'Metal on metal'? Can't say I am impressed with any Krokus stuff I heard either.

haha yeah Anvil arent the best but you gotta love the Cheesy title track Metal On Metal:D As a crazy iced earth fan im going to go with this(I know its already being mentioned but it truly was rubbish):mad:

Nephilim Wolf

rainbow kirby wrote: »

nth-ing St Anger, adding in

That was a terrible album alright, with those truly awful nu metal guitars. The new one is more or less the same, except even more commercial and watered down.

stephen_mch

St anger, of course, and anything by limp bizkit. I know they're not metal, but they seem to think they are. Actually maybe St. Anger was secretly released by limp bizkit. With a bad james hetfield impersonator singing, that would explain a lot!

Also anything by mastodon. I know im not narrowing things down here but i hate them so much :mad:

gerocks

stephen_mch wrote: »

Also anything by mastodon. I know im not narrowing things down here but i hate them so much :mad:

You are wrong about Mastodon.
Amazing.

stephen_mch

Yeah i know loads of people love them, just my opinion though cant get into them at all!

brendansmith

Nah, Im not too keen on em either.
I dont see what all the fuss is about.

GhostInTheRuins

Really should rename this thread "Albums and bands I don't like"

Twilightning

rainbow kirby wrote: »

nth-ing St Anger, adding in

A bit over the top. Karmacode isn't their best but it's certainly not Lacuna Coil's St. Anger, nor can it be considered one of the worst metal albums ever.

brendansmith

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

here is another obvious one......actually anything after Rust In Peace!

Liar, Wanderlust is one of my favourite megadeth songs.

Anna Molly

Trivium:mad:
Ascendancy was good, listenable. Cheesey, but listenable.
Anything after that, UGH

BULLETFORMY****INVALENTINE they can cock off!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

St anger is all I can think of at the moment!

What ever about the nu metal guitars, its the out of tune snare that gets me:eek: I cant listen to more than 1 song of that album at a time, i cant get my mind off the snare, it sounds like kicking one those plastic footballs you could buy in a pound shop :pac:

Anna Molly wrote: »

Trivium:mad:
Ascendancy was good, listenable. Cheesey, but listenable.
Anything after that, UGH

+1
I liked Ascendancy, but the next metallica Trivium album was poor

GrizzlyMan

alot of Nu-metal fans wont like this choice but it has to be mentioned:

Vim Fuego

Shark Sandwich (Polymer, 1980): With this comeback album, its first with Polymer and the first release following the death of Peter "James" Bond, Tap began to explore its heavy metal calling. The result received mixed reviews. While Entertainment Weekly rated it A+ and wrote that "you'd have to go clear back to Brueghel for an equally heady brew of hardworking Everyman earthiness and primal barnyard lust," DiBergi read the boys a two-word review during his documentary that simply said, "**** Sandwich." The album, which was weighted by a disastrous promotion attempt that involved sending shark sandwiches to reviewers, includes the nihilistic "No Place Like Nowhere," the disco hit "Throb Detector" and, of course, the monster "Sex Farm." Derek considers it one of his favorite Tap albums. "It's close to my heart because I snuck into the mixing studio after the other lads had left and turned up my bass part."

Kered75

Damm i've bought some stinkers in my time but i can't think of any right now as they have all been packed away for the last year.I have to dig them out soon.

On St Anger though I've never actually listened to the whole album through even though I have tried,its just the sound of it,makes the ears bleed.I only manage the first 3 or 4 songs and it has to go off.

NIBBS

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

alot of Nu-metal fans wont like this choice but it has to be mentioned:
Fearfactory-digimortal

Madness........it's a decent album...

there really are very few comments in this thread about Worst Metal Album of all time.........nearly all albums people haven't liked in the last few years......

one of the worst things I've heard is :-
Guns 'n' Roses - The Spagetti Incident

darrenw5094

NIBBS wrote: »

one of the worst things I've heard is :-
Guns 'n' Roses - The Spagetti Incident

There are worse than that one.

At The Gates......pick the musical notes out of that band.

Schism

darrenw5094 wrote: »

There are worse than that one.

At The Gates......pick the musical notes out of that band.

Don't make me post a jpeg of Slaughter of the Soul because I'll do it... so help me god I will.

Assuming you're slating At The Gates that is, I'm tired and confused at such a statement.