So apparently michael jackson was killed by his doc...

Gone West

:rolleyes:
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_13194121?nclick_check=1
Apparently the coroner says that he was given a fatal combination of drugs, and his doc is going to be charged.

Another LOL story from MJ even after he died.
What a man.

genericguy

it was mj's fault for taking those drugs. he just couldn't stop even when he got enough.

InkSlinger67

pfft! MJ is a lightweight!

token56

How is this a "LOL story".

The man died and it is now suspected it is a homicide, nothing very funny about it to be honest.

00112984

So it was definitely the drugs? Not the moonlight, sunshine or boogie?

Hazys

Michael Jackson has died! When did this happen? Why wasn't it in the news?

slippy wicket

Wow, i am shocked, i thought he was a junkie child abuser who got his just desserts.:rolleyes:

MelonieHead

Manslaughter. To charge someone with "murder" a prerequisite of intent must be established.

Overheal

Broken link is broken... broken like a nose job. oh!

the seriousness will continue once ive had a chance to read the story.

JIZZLORD

genericguy wrote: »

it was mj's fault for taking those drugs. he just couldn't stop even when he got enough.

lulz

ronbyrne2005

Joe Jackson ensured the doctor's injection killed him. Joe was p1ssed off with MJ for wasting so much money and reckoned he was worth much more dead.

stovelid

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

and his doc is going to be charged.

I'm confident he can beat it.

tarbuck

slippy wicket wrote: »

Wow, i am shocked, i thought he was a junkie child abuser who got his just desserts.:rolleyes:

That's ignorant! You're ignorant. Sha-mon! Hay-hee.

CHD

Let the thanks whoring commence!

Zohan, post like you have never posted before.

Bobeagleburger

Jessica Fletcher will solve this one.

pikachucheeks

Apparently the kid is not his son, either!

partyatmygaff

One of his millions of fans might be crazy enough to go kill off that doctor for what he did.

Its terrible when a doctor is stupid enough to make a fatal mistake and ends up killing someone but its a million times worse when its arguably the most famous man of the 20th/21st century.

Conrad Murray is screwed eitherway, he won't be able to practice as a doctor anymore even if he's not convicted because he'll forever be the man who killed michael jackson through his stupidity.

genericguy

rarnes1 wrote: »

Jessica Fletcher will solve this one.

apparently her report said there were class a drugs in the living room, class b drugs in the kitchen, and class 5C in the bedroom.

HIYO!!!

pickarooney

slippy wicket wrote: »

Wow, i am shocked, i thought he was a junkie child abuser who got his just desserts.:rolleyes:

Can of worms, TBH. You've always got to be starting something.

Jeebus

I'm severely disappointed with the standard of puns in this thread.

I propose that a mod locks this until such a time as a number of funny posters arrive, and the rest have a chance to sit down and think about this for a while, so that we're not just using the same jokes as before ("I thought a smooth criminal did it" "I wonder how it happened. Did he see Ghosts and get scared? Was there Blood On the Dance Floor? Is he on Morphine? That's a Heartbreaker when it happens to someone so seemingly Unbreakable. I'm sure some people are Speechless. Whatever Happens, Don't Walk Away and Cry for the Lost Children. They can always try and bring him back with 2000 Watts of electricity. Whatever happens, just Keep the Faith. Death is part of Human Nature, but such an icon would be a sad end so much HIStory." etc etc).

This requires effort and forethought AH.

tarbuck

Jeebus wrote: »

I'm severely disappointed with the standard of puns in this thread.

I propose that a mod locks this until such a time as a number of funny posters arrive, and the rest have a chance to sit down and think about this for a while, so that we're not just using the same jokes as before ("I thought a smooth criminal did it" "I wonder how it happened. Did he see Ghosts and get scared? Was there Blood On the Dance Floor? Is he on Morphine? That's a Heartbreaker when it happens to someone so seemingly Unbreakable. I'm sure some people are Speechless. Whatever Happens, Don't Walk Away and Cry for the Lost Children. They can always try and bring him back with 2000 Watts of electricity. Whatever happens, just Keep the Faith. Death is part of Human Nature, but such an icon would be a sad end so much HIStory." etc etc).

This requires effort and forethought AH.

You have some good ideas there.

partyatmygaff

Jeebus wrote: »

I'm severely disappointed with the standard of puns in this thread.

I propose that a mod locks this until such a time as a number of funny posters arrive, and the rest have a chance to sit down and think about this for a while, so that we're not just using the same jokes as before ("I thought a smooth criminal did it" "I wonder how it happened. Did he see Ghosts and get scared? Was there Blood On the Dance Floor? Is he on Morphine? That's a Heartbreaker when it happens to someone so seemingly Unbreakable. I'm sure some people are Speechless. Whatever Happens, Don't Walk Away and Cry for the Lost Children. They can always try and bring him back with 2000 Watts of electricity. Whatever happens, just Keep the Faith. Death is part of Human Nature, but such an icon would be a sad end so much HIStory." etc etc).

This requires effort and forethought AH.

You've got poor taste cracking jokes over someone who just recently died.

Zillah

partyatmygaff wrote: »

You've got poor taste cracking jokes over someone who just recently died.

Oh God...please tell me you are actually this easy to offend? Your signature says yes but my scepticism says no.

Jeebus

partyatmygaff wrote: »

You've got poor taste cracking jokes over someone who just recently died.

You're right. It's only acceptable if they are good jokes, really, isn't it ?

argosy2006

if it goes to court he will be convicted of killing MJ, and it wont matter if the jury is BLACK OR WHITE he he oow

genericguy

Jeebus wrote: »

You're right. It's only acceptable if they are good jokes, really, isn't it ?

yep, and it's a damn shame that boards wasn't around after the dunblane incident, cos there were many, many quality jokes about that.

hudsonriver

partyatmygaff wrote: »

One of his millions of fans might be crazy enough to go kill off that doctor for what he did.

Its terrible when a doctor is stupid enough to make a fatal mistake and ends up killing someone but its a million times worse when its arguably the most famous man of the 20th/21st century.

Conrad Murray is screwed eitherway, he won't be able to practice as a doctor anymore even if he's not convicted because he'll forever be the man who killed michael jackson through his stupidity.

Bit in bold I couldnt disagree with more, a million times worse, seriously?

Biggins

I's sorry but I'm sick of hearing about fcukin Jackson.
I mean jeasus, the film versions will be out soon enough and it will be "Here we go again..."
Enough already!

Media outlets give us a fcukin break!

partyatmygaff

hudsonriver wrote: »

Bit in bold I couldnt disagree with more, a million times worse, seriously?

Because rather than a normal person's death which would bereave only their friends and family, Michael Jackson's death affected millions of his fans. Its not the same as family or a close friend maybe but say someone has been a fan since the early days in the 70s and have been fans since and then he dies like that when it could of been easily prevented.

@Biggins
Its news and its being reported.... Whats wrong?

boogle

So looks like it was some Dirty Dianaesthetic

Basq

Michael who?