Anybody else absolutely locked???

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I just came home from my friends brothers 21st and i am hammered!!

I drank 53 bottles of Corona................thats a lot o beer!!

And I onlohy feel like ive hsd around 6..........anyone else think thats weird?

Jesus Wept

It's weird that you think you had 53 bottles of corona.

zenno

humm, strange i just finished 40 bottles of BIERE D Ore being up 2 days and i'm absolutly pissed sober strange starting the next box now with a nice smokey oh yeah...

Victor McDade

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In All Fairness

Bought six cans instead of twelve. Now I'm gasping.

Dozyart

benwavner wrote: »

I just came home from my friends brothers 21st and i am hammered!!

I drank 53 bottles of Corona................thats a lot o beer!!

And I onlohy feel like ive hsd around 6..........anyone else think thats weird?

At that level of exaggeration your penis must be 6 foot long!!!

zenno

In All Fairness wrote: »

Bought six cans instead of twelve. Now I'm gasping.

if your brain say's 6 cans in reality it means 12 cans i will always follow the subconcious.

In All Fairness

zenno wrote: »

if your brain say's 6 cans in reality it means 12 cans i will always follow the subconcious.

I know. Rookie mistake. And from a man of my age.:(

Luckily, I have tea, some wholegrain bread, some marmalade and I think the scrapings of a spliff. Life could be an awful lot worse.:)

curlysues89

well i would say there is a hangover around the next corner you turn so lifes going to get an awful lot worse.cant deal with hangovers anymore

DamoDLK

All that corona, and all your thinkin is BOARDS.IE!!! lmaf - i'd be thinking taco fries at least!

IvySlayer

DamoDLK wrote: »

All that corona, and all your thinkin is BOARDS.IE!!! lmaf - i'd be thinking taco fries at least!

YES!

Supermacs ftw

magick

benwavner wrote: »

I just came home from my friends brothers 21st and i am hammered!!

I drank 53 bottles of Corona................thats a lot o beer!!

53 bottles of Corona = 3 Pints of Guinness ........


your point?

Victor

Dozyart wrote: »

At that level of exaggeration your penis must be 6 foot long!!!

Well, after urinating 53 pints, I imagine it would feel that way.

Banter Joe

Victor wrote: »

Well, after urinating 53 pints, I imagine it would feel that way.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. He only had 53 bottles.

Lets not exaggerate things here.

Mossy Monk

benwavner wrote: »

I drank 53 bottles of Corona................thats a lot o beer!!

And I onlohy feel like ive hsd around 6..........anyone else think thats weird?

I declare you the greatest person on the whole internet.

pebbles21

benwavner wrote: »

I drank 53 bottles of Corona

Must have been some party.....was it so interesting that you counted each bottle as you drank them or did you keep each bottle top in your pockets and then the next day counted them all up and showed everyone how much a man you really are?:rolleyes:

Dyr

I had a dream I was in an off licence in america and i couldn't find any trays of lager bottles but there was a collectors bottle of jameson which had the contents of a fry in it, like tequila has a worm. I didn't drink at all this weekend. I probably should have

Schism

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Bob_Harris

Wow, another "I'm so drunk" or "I'm so hungover" thread.

Yeah we get it, you were drinking alcohol. Big whoop de ****ing do.

Unfortunately for most of us the mere act of drinking alcohol doesn't make us feel "cool" as it so obviously does for you.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

53?????????? thats got to be a typo, more like 23! if i had 53 id be in a pool of my own piss.

joes girls

Lord i only had 5 vodka and coke and was feeling very happy..........what sort of weakling am i......
(really only had 3 but thought i better exaggerate)

Deki

Drinking may not be cool but somebody has to do it- otherwise consider all those good people at the breweries and bottling company without jobs;)

Toasty113

I had a good bit over fifteen beers last night (I lost accurate count after five:D) Couple glasses of schnapz and orange, some rum and a glass of champagne. Needless to say I was a happy camper:pac:

joes girls

NO not the rum.........rum is bold!!!

Deki

my goodness Toast no wonder you weren't responding

Toasty113

joes girls wrote: »

NO not the rum.........rum is bold!!!

Gots to have the rum! Its delicious:D

Oh yeah and after all that the thing that nearly had me on the floor was a single cigarette...what the hell!

Deki

see smoking's bad for you.

Toasty113

I know:( First time I've done it in months, made me feel like crap. I dont think I'll be going back to it anytime soon. Maybe cigars though:cool:

Sarky

Thread stickied so the OP will never forget his shame.

Deki

i really hate admitting my ignorance SArky (especially to you) but what is meant by stickied?

angel01

It means, it stays at the top of the forum LOL

Deki

oh that was simple - thanks for telling me angel :rolleyes:

Matt Holck

it means
the water level rises in the tank

Nothing New

Deki

and we all float to the top?

Toasty113

Float! Float for your lives!

Deki

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ha thanks Sarky...................lesson learned!!:P

Dont drink and post!!

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mG89DR2rs

Sarky

Well, Matt's just ruined everything. Way to go, champ.

Thread unstickied.

Matt Holck

one should consider the use of the word "the"
it is an extra beat that may replaced or dropped
to pace the lines along

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Well, Matt's just ruined everything. Way to go, champ.

Thread unstickied.

Dont worry Sarky, Il take one for the Nest team next Friday by posting another nonsense thread!...sticky sticky sticky!!