What is the most embarrssing stories

Jessica-Rabbit

I have a million of them.. my latest is going to tesco filling the shopping cart to the brim.. went to the checkout .. packed my shopping into bags then realised i forgot my purse.. might not sound that bad but when there are 10 or more people behind you and they are tuting and huffing and your face is going purple with embarresment .. and the checkout guy is really hot!!! can it get any worse anywho.. i want to hear yours

major bill

loads meself. worst was i was in a pub sitting on a stool and i decided to lean back by putting me hands behind me on what i thought was a cushiony stool and was moving them about, then i realised it wasnt a stool but some lads leg. think me face lit the room up.

grenache

Getting a wedgie from my ''friends'' on a nite out in Limerick and having to walk to the nearest taxi rank bollock naked. The first four taxi drivers all refused to take me. The fifth, a very hospitable Nigerian man, thankfully obliged. Luckily i got home in one piece, and the only hassle i got in Limerick was a playful slap on the backside from a drunk hen party group.

Jessica-Rabbit

major bill wrote: »

loads meself. worst was i was in a pub sitting on a stool and i decided to lean back by putting me hands behind me on what i thought was a cushiony stool and was moving them about, then i realised it wasnt a stool but some lads leg. think me face lit the room up.

lol i rememered another on.. a few years back i was meeting my ex in a pub.. i walked in and gave him a big hug.. and kiss on the cheek.. it was pretty dark in there and to my horror when i looked at him again i realised it wasnt my bf it was some random guy that looked a like him meanwhile my bf was standing at the bar with a look of horror on his face :mad:

Col Man

The best I've heard is from a girl I know:

Her neighbour is a mechanic at a local garage. Not being too old, she hadn't been to that garage too often, but her and the neighbour are good family friends. She eventually got to the garage for some reason one day, and he waved at her (while working naturally). She had forgotten that he worked there, and was a little surprised, but gave him a wave back and added (he was in his overalls at this point of course) "Oh I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!". In front of a large group of random people. Good times. Her being 16 at the time too.

truecrippler

Col Man wrote: »

The best I've heard is from a girl I know:

Her neighbour is a mechanic at a local garage. Not being too old, she hadn't been to that garage too often, but her and the neighbour are good family friends. She eventually got to the garage for some reason one day, and he waved at her (while working naturally). She had forgotten that he worked there, and was a little surprised, but gave him a wave back and added (he was in his overalls at this point of course) "Oh I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!". In front of a large group of random people. Good times. Her being 16 at the time too.

Noice!

Professey Chin

grenache wrote: »

Getting a wedgie from my ''friends'' on a nite out in Limerick and having to walk to the nearest taxi rank bollock naked. The first four taxi drivers all refused to take me. The fifth, a very hospitable Nigerian man, thankfully obliged. Luckily i got home in one piece, and the only hassle i got in Limerick was a playful slap on the backside from a drunk hen party group.

How the hell did a wedgie make you naked

MarkR

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

How the hell did a wedgie make you naked

This is also puzzling me. Unless it was done by Paul O'Connell or something, splitting both underwear and pants in two with your bollocks.

JMcCR

Text my dad yesterday saying "Morning Cutie Pie!"

Meant for g/f and whats worse is I never usually say sacky stuff like that. Was just trying to make my g/f feel a little bit sick

.... not that my dad believed that.

themacdaddy

JMcCR wrote: »

whats worse is I never usually say sacky stuff like that

Ye you don't..... sure no-one says stuff like that their girlfriends ha - ha

twinytwo

Jessica-Rabbit wrote: »

I have a million of them.. my latest is going to tesco filling the shopping cart to the brim.. went to the checkout .. packed my shopping into bags then realised i forgot my purse.. might not sound that bad but when there are 10 or more people behind you and they are tuting and huffing and your face is going purple with embarresment .. and the checkout guy is really hot!!! can it get any worse anywho.. i want to hear yours

you could have realised you were naked:eek:

Aldebaran

Jessica-Rabbit wrote: »

I have a million of them.. my latest is going to tesco filling the shopping cart to the brim.. went to the checkout .. packed my shopping into bags then realised i forgot my purse.. might not sound that bad but when there are 10 or more people behind you and they are tuting and huffing and your face is going purple with embarresment .. and the checkout guy is really hot!!! can it get any worse anywho.. i want to hear yours

The quality of the stories told in AH has decreased somewhat lately.

homerun_homer

Walking in on your parents having sex, as a 19 year old!! On April Fools of all days. As I sat in the sitting room trying to erase what I'd seen my dad eventually comes downstairs and asks me "well... did you get an eyeful?"
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Long Onion

What is the most embarrssing stories

Are, are, are, are, are, are are areareareareareareareareareare:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Professey Chin

Long Onion wrote: »

What is the most embarrssing stories

Are, are, are, are, are, are are areareareareareareareareareare:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

What is you talkin about?

bleg

I remember this time on boards I mixed up singular and plural. Man, that were an embarrassing story!

JackM_79

I remember, this one time in band camp............

Blitzkrieger

Almost had one to tell. Was just in the jacks doing my business. When I finished and bent down to pull up my pants I overbalanced somehow and fell heavily against the cubicle wall. The guy in the next cubicle even gave a little yelp :eek:

Thank god that wall held....

bluto63

JMcCR wrote: »

.... not that my dad believed that.

Or any of us...

grenache

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

How the hell did a wedgie make you naked

Basicaly the lads i had for friends while i was in LIT were all practical jokers, of the worst variety. So we'd had a good few drinks and were walking home to one of their houses when two of them went to give me a wedgie. The others joined in . 5 against 1 isn't really much of contest. Before i knew it they had me down to my boxers and tore them off me, as they did my t-shirt. The thing they had most difficulty with was my shoes, i kept kicking them. Needless to say i ditched that lot pretty soon afterwards.

Osgoodisgood

So we'd had a good few drinks and were walking home to one of their houses when two of them went to give me a wedgie. The others joined in . 5 against 1 isn't really much of contest. Before i knew it they had me down to my boxers and tore them off me, as they did my t-shirt.

Did your friends tend to watch a lot of gladiator movies?

pikachucheeks

Got wedgied by a group of friends while waiting to go into the homework hall in boarding school. Happened to me in front of about seventy people.

They wedgied me so badly, the waistband of my undewear came off so I was left holding it, while a crowd of people laughed at me

Worse still, people kept coming up to me asking if I was ok and saying things like "That looked painful" - IT WAS! :mad::mad:

eddiehead

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

What is you talkin about?

Willis?

Mr.David

pikachucheeks wrote: »

They wedgied me so badly

Is that what your username refers to?

pikachucheeks

Mr.David wrote: »

Is that what your username refers to?

Hahah!

Those cheeks recovered, the ones on my face remain rosy.

Professey Chin

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Got wedgied by a group of friends while waiting to go into the homework hall in boarding school. Happened to me in front of about seventy people.

They wedgied me so badly, the waistband of my undewear came off so I was left holding it, while a crowd of people laughed at me

Worse still, people kept coming up to me asking if I was ok and saying things like "That looked painful" - IT WAS! :mad::mad:

Ouch

This wedgie talk reminds me of what happened to one of the girls.
She was getting a lift home on a fellas scooter and when she got on it you could see her thong showing over the back of her jeans.
Well one of the lads being the cruel bastard that he is waited for the second the scooter took off and grabbed the thong.
It really was the ultimate wedgie

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Scooters and thongs above jeans.

You have classy mates.

Real classy.

Professey Chin

Des wrote: »

Scooters and thongs above jeans.

You have classy mates.

Real classy.

Cheers.Ill be sure to let them know the internet disapproves of them 6 years ago :rolleyes:

Nerin

Des wrote: »

Scooters and thongs above jeans.

You have classy mates.

Real classy.

Why,are your friends pure blood aristocrats that drink the rarest brandy from 2000 euro crystal glasses in their 8 wing mansions?

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Nerin wrote: »

Why,are your friends pure blood aristocrats that drink the rarest brandy from 2000 euro crystal glasses in their 8 wing mansions?

Yep

Nerin

Des wrote: »

Yep

You hang with inbred folk! Ewww

Naos

JMcCR wrote: »

Text my dad yesterday saying "Morning Cutie Pie!"

Meant for g/f and whats worse is I never usually say sacky stuff like that. Was just trying to make my g/f feel a little bit sick

.... not that my dad believed that.

It is for these kind of reasons that I have all family members on my phone under as FAM (name).

TanG411

Naos wrote: »

It is for these kind of reasons that I have all family members on my phone under as FAM (name).

Even better is to not save them to your phone at all in case your phone is stolen. Or at least put them down as their first name.

An Fear Aniar

Went to jacks in the cinema, walked out with about 18ft of toilet paper trailing after me, stuck to my shoe. Cinema staff were laughing their heads off and had to point it out to me.:o

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bleg

Jessica-Rabbit wrote: »

I have a million of them..

Tell us the other 999,999!!

jumpguy

Loads, most recently I was at the swimming pool. It was packed with kids (around 40 I'd say). They were all playing ball and I was watching them while walking across the pool deck to get to the more sparely populated deep end. The ball they were all playing with bounced out of the pool and onto the deck, right in front of me. The ball bounced, high enough for me not to be able to kick it. The footballer in me took over and I jumped up to kick the ball. In mid-air I realised me mistake and tried to recover. I missed the ball, landed and immediately slipped on the pool deck, and I lamped myself. The pool was filled with "ohhhhhh" and some kind fellows turned away to laugh. I immediately slipped into the pool as if nothing had happened.

Naos

jumpguy wrote: »

Loads, most recently I was at the swimming pool. It was packed with kids (around 40 I'd say). They were all playing ball and I was watching them while walking across the pool deck to get to the more sparely populated deep end. The ball they were all playing with bounced out of the pool and onto the deck, right in front of me. The ball bounced, high enough for me not to be able to kick it. The footballer in me took over and I jumped up to kick the ball. In mid-air I realised me mistake and tried to recover. I missed the ball, landed and immediately slipped on the pool deck, and I lamped myself. The pool was filled with "ohhhhhh" and some kind fellows turned away to laugh. I immediately slipped into the pool as if nothing had happened.

That where you got the username?

sharpshooter murphy

I remember being at a friends house party having a few drinks, everyone was there the garden was full and the craic was mighty, as the night went on i started to admire a brunette woman who had only just walked in and she was chatting to a few other people, i turned to the lads and said god she has an amazing ass and savage legs, with that said, she turned around and it was my friends mother, as if that wasent bad enough i went on to say jesus ross she might be your mother but i wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting, and the very moment i said that the music stopped and everyone heard me, i had hoped the ground would open and just swallow me, it didnt, he still doesnt like me talking to his mother!!!

ddef

my mom opened my bedroom door while i was in full view jacking off...
















.....and I finished like a champ!

needaname

Was just back from holiday where I bought a new camera. Went into the local photo shop to print the photos along with my Boyfriend and best friend. Kind lady behind the counter comes over to help. Put my memory card into the machine and up pops loads of photos of naked women!! all 3 of them look at me in horror and laugh :eek:. They wouldn't believe me that they were not my photos until I removed the memory card and the photos stayed on screen! stil have no idea what happened but my god was that embarrassing

shuvly

[i can barely remember tge story lqst nite, let alone feckin years...years ago..ya see knowlege cums(!) with rhe old aged bastards..we worship at hte outla alter...

I IQUOTE=needaname;66485486]Was just back from holiday where I bought a new camera. Went into the local photo shop to print the photos along with my Boyfriend and best friend. Kind lady behind the counter comes over to help. Put my memory card into the machine and up pops loads of photos of naked women!! all 3 of them look at me in horror and laugh :eek:. They wouldn't believe me that they were not my photos until I removed the memory card and the photos stayed on screen! stil have no idea what happened but my god was that embarrassing [/QUOTE]

shuvly

Sheite am bad, but upstairs wasnt me???

Professey Chin

shuvly wrote: »

[i can barely remember tge story lqst nite, let alone feckin years...years ago..ya see knowlege cums(!) with rhe old aged bastards..we worship at hte outla alter...

I IQUOTE=needaname;66485486]Was just back from holiday where I bought a new camera. Went into the local photo shop to print the photos along with my Boyfriend and best friend. Kind lady behind the counter comes over to help. Put my memory card into the machine and up pops loads of photos of naked women!! all 3 of them look at me in horror and laugh :eek:. They wouldn't believe me that they were not my photos until I removed the memory card and the photos stayed on screen! stil have no idea what happened but my god was that embarrassing

[/QUOTE]

shuvly wrote: »

Sheite am bad, but upstairs wasnt me???

To bed ya drunkard

Dudess

Shuvly, you rule!

vicecreamsundae

i was hanging out with this guy who liked me/i kinda liked but things were complicated. so he slept in his bed, and i slept on the couch with all my clothes on. i woke up in the morning and he was getting ready for class in a rush, and i remember sitting up and thinking something along the lines of "hm, todays friday...period is due tomorrow, must remember to pick up supplies." and then, as soon as i stood up from the couch there was a GUSHHHHHHHH. i ran to the bathroom [about four feet away from the couch!] and there was bloood everryywhere, Carrie-style, all down my legs, and my light jeans were stained all the way through down to the knees. i was completely panicking and trying to rinse them at all in the sink but obviously it wasn't working. meanwhile he's saying he needs to use the shower. ugh it was like something out of a ben stiller movie. eventually i had to admit i'd had a bit of an accident and did he have some boxers/jeans i could borrow.

i was so embarrassed. you'd think it couldn't get worse. but later we went out for food, and when i made some serial killer joke about the bloody clothes in his bathroom he was like "ohhhh. i though you'd shat yourself."

cloneslad

What is the most embarrssing stories

Long Onion wrote: »

Are, are, are, are, are, are are areareareareareareareareareare:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Once, on boards, I thought it would be awesome if I showed all the lads my knowledge of basic English grammar. Turns out while I was doing it I forgot to correct the spelling of 'embarrassing' while I was at it.

I felt like such an idiot.

Cormac2791

=]

Dudess

Went to work with my (white) moisturising lotion not fully rubbed in at my chin - cue all the lads sniggering. Silly, juvenile thing to be embarrassed about (we're in our 20s/30s, not our early teens) but I was. Also in hysterics laughing though.

Poor Uncle Tom

Dudess wrote: »

Went to work with my (white) moisturising lotion not fully rubbed in at my chin - cue all the lads sniggering. Silly, juvenile thing to be embarrassed about (we're in our 20s/30s, not our early teens) but I was. Also in hysterics laughing though.

I want to know whether you wiped it off or rubbed it in....;)

teacher30

ddef wrote: »

my mom opened my bedroom door while i was in full view jacking off...
















.....and I finished like a champ!

Oh you poor fecker!! Finishing like a champ --- classic!! lol

Dudess

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

I want to know whether you wiped it off or rubbed it in....;)

:eek:




/rubbed it in... :pac: