Have you ever been stung ?

WIZE

I got stung by a Wasp today .

Minding my own business when a wasp came from nowhere and landed on my finger and stung me .It hurts alot and that was 4hrs ago .
Beware as I think they are probably dying now due to the weather and they are more Kamikaze then normal . They just land on you , smile and then sting you for no reason:mad:

Have you been stung and suffered any reaction ?

Biggins

Yes, a lot of swelling and soreness.

Turd Ferguson

I've been stung....by Chris Hanson :mad:

keefg

Yeah. I bought a Ford Escort in 1989 that turned out to be a right sh1tbox.

I was definitely stung that day

ironictoaster

I was stung on the back of the neck and on the cheek many moons ago, bastards.

Borneo Fnctn

I think this incident highlights the overall decline of morals in society.

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I got stung on my ear when I was about ten.

smemon

never been stung in my life

i generally walk away from them, open windows and leave the room or if all else fails, battle to the death

the easiest solution is to close all windows and get a car with air conditioning - problem solved :pac:

WIZE

smemon wrote: »

never been stung in my life

i generally walk away from them, open windows and leave the room or if all else fails, battle to the death

the easiest solution is to close all windows and get a car with air conditioning - problem solved :pac:

I was outside

My name is URL

Got stung on the leg a few years ago, it's mad how much pain it causes for such a little insect

Duff

Stung on the tongue years ago while drinking from a can of Coke..Bastard was in the can!

xzanti

Got stung by a wasp on my very first day at Junior Infants got stung by a bee a few years later in the exact same part of my hand that the wasp got me on.. Was stung by a bee when I was about 12, was out with my friend, she looked at me and went pale, the bee was still hanging out of my neck, took ages to get it off me, can still remember the pain bastard..

ohthebaby

I was only about seven, minding my own business, out playing catch or something on a friend's lawn.

Then BAM! All of a sudden one little fecker comes and stings me behind my ear.

Like why there?! I even had long hair. The most awkward place ever for a sting. Oh God the pain of it. Well i cried for hours. Terrified of wasps since.

Long Onion

I once knew a poor prostitute called Roxanne - she got well and truly stung - poor lass:(

Gillington

Dont think I've been stung but my mate a few years ago,spent 3 nights in hospital over his leg insisting he was grand the whole time cos he just wanted to get outta there and go home.Anyways he limped home cracked open a beer and sat down.Halfway through the beer a wasp got into the neck of it,then proceeded to sting the inside of hie mouth and tongue next time he drank some! Within 2 hours I think it was he was back in the hospital!

Diabhal Beag

It hurts alright

biko

Been stung plenty by wasps when I was young. There was a big nest in the forest close by the house.

Also stung by a bumblebee once when I put my hand on it accidentally.

WIZE

Normally Im the one you see running away from wasps and bees like a girl . You have probably seen me . but this littke guy didn't even hover around so I had no chance . He landed , Stung me and disappeared .

SeaFields

Stung by a jellyfish a couple of weeks ago when swimming in Kerry. Hurt like a motherfcuker. Got it across the back and shoulder. It was one of those huge, pink fellas.

It was a bit of a stretch but pee'd on it and it went away









(Ha. It actually just went away by itself after 30mins or so)

Aodan83

Got stung on the elbow once by a wasp. Was standing there for a few seconds staring at it sticking out of my arm. Pulled it out and killed it. Revenge, fcuker!!

Hagar

I got stung by a bee yesterday. €6 for a small jar of honey, daylight robbery.

Aisling(",)

never been stung thankfully
and i used to catch them in my hands

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Hagar wrote: »

I got stung by a bee yesterday. €6 for a small jar of honey, daylight robbery.

The mod of humour should be making better jokes than this.

For shame hagger, for shame.

Hagar

Blame Jimmy Carr, I robbed it from him.

WIZE

Aisling(",) wrote: »

never been stung thankfully
and i used to catch them in my hands

I used to do that when I was young . Then I got stung by a bee.
decided it was better to use a jar to catch as many as I could , put loads of holes in the lid and fill it up with water . I used to do that every day of my summer holidays . some call it genoside.I call it revenge

emeraldstar

The first time was when I was 4 or 5. I sat on it. Had no idea what had happened. Ran into Mammy crying and screaming about my ass being sore. She hadn't a clue what was going on.

Michellenman

Des wrote: »

I got stung on my ear when I was about ten.

I got stung IN my ear at that age. Ouchies.

Also, in my belly button and on my wrist too. Sooooore.

DancingQueen:)

Never been stung
However saying that i might have just jynxed myself ..

renraw

First day in a new job (training), stung on the chest...The little baxtard managed to get under my shirt and sting me. About 80 people witnessed me jump from the seat with a hours "fcukin hell", it was damn sore and had to have first aid for the damn thing. Im remembered for it to this day

TPD

My dad got stung about 10 times last week. Was cutting bushes with a sickle, must have disturbed a hive. Lucky he didnt slice his hand off with the sickle while trying to get them away though.

Forgot to say, I was stung by a bee on the finger while in a phonecall once. The person on the other end found it very amusing :mad:

engrish?

I stood on a hive when I was 3, was stung loads, like 100 times. One of my earliest memories was barely being able to see out of my eyes and the terrible pain of it.