Have you ever been stung ?

WIZE

I got stung by a Wasp today .

Minding my own business when a wasp came from nowhere and landed on my finger and stung me .It hurts alot and that was 4hrs ago .
Beware as I think they are probably dying now due to the weather and they are more Kamikaze then normal . They just land on you , smile and then sting you for no reason:mad:

Have you been stung and suffered any reaction ?

Biggins

Yes, a lot of swelling and soreness.

Turd Ferguson

I've been stung....by Chris Hanson :mad:

keefg

Yeah. I bought a Ford Escort in 1989 that turned out to be a right sh1tbox.

I was definitely stung that day

ironictoaster

I was stung on the back of the neck and on the cheek many moons ago, bastards.

Borneo Fnctn

I think this incident highlights the overall decline of morals in society.

_blank_

I got stung on my ear when I was about ten.

smemon

never been stung in my life

i generally walk away from them, open windows and leave the room or if all else fails, battle to the death

the easiest solution is to close all windows and get a car with air conditioning - problem solved :pac:

WIZE

smemon wrote: »

never been stung in my life

i generally walk away from them, open windows and leave the room or if all else fails, battle to the death

the easiest solution is to close all windows and get a car with air conditioning - problem solved :pac:

I was outside

My name is URL

Got stung on the leg a few years ago, it's mad how much pain it causes for such a little insect

Duff

Stung on the tongue years ago while drinking from a can of Coke..Bastard was in the can!

xzanti

Got stung by a wasp on my very first day at Junior Infants got stung by a bee a few years later in the exact same part of my hand that the wasp got me on.. Was stung by a bee when I was about 12, was out with my friend, she looked at me and went pale, the bee was still hanging out of my neck, took ages to get it off me, can still remember the pain bastard..

ohthebaby

I was only about seven, minding my own business, out playing catch or something on a friend's lawn.

Then BAM! All of a sudden one little fecker comes and stings me behind my ear.

Like why there?! I even had long hair. The most awkward place ever for a sting. Oh God the pain of it. Well i cried for hours. Terrified of wasps since.

Long Onion

I once knew a poor prostitute called Roxanne - she got well and truly stung - poor lass:(

Gillington

Dont think I've been stung but my mate a few years ago,spent 3 nights in hospital over his leg insisting he was grand the whole time cos he just wanted to get outta there and go home.Anyways he limped home cracked open a beer and sat down.Halfway through the beer a wasp got into the neck of it,then proceeded to sting the inside of hie mouth and tongue next time he drank some! Within 2 hours I think it was he was back in the hospital!

Diabhal Beag

It hurts alright

biko

Been stung plenty by wasps when I was young. There was a big nest in the forest close by the house.

Also stung by a bumblebee once when I put my hand on it accidentally.

WIZE

Normally Im the one you see running away from wasps and bees like a girl . You have probably seen me . but this littke guy didn't even hover around so I had no chance . He landed , Stung me and disappeared .

SeaFields

Stung by a jellyfish a couple of weeks ago when swimming in Kerry. Hurt like a motherfcuker. Got it across the back and shoulder. It was one of those huge, pink fellas.

It was a bit of a stretch but pee'd on it and it went away









(Ha. It actually just went away by itself after 30mins or so)

Aodan83

Got stung on the elbow once by a wasp. Was standing there for a few seconds staring at it sticking out of my arm. Pulled it out and killed it. Revenge, fcuker!!

Hagar

I got stung by a bee yesterday. €6 for a small jar of honey, daylight robbery.

Aisling(",)

never been stung thankfully
and i used to catch them in my hands

_blank_

Hagar wrote: »

I got stung by a bee yesterday. €6 for a small jar of honey, daylight robbery.

The mod of humour should be making better jokes than this.

For shame hagger, for shame.

Hagar

Blame Jimmy Carr, I robbed it from him.

WIZE

Aisling(",) wrote: »

never been stung thankfully
and i used to catch them in my hands

I used to do that when I was young . Then I got stung by a bee.
decided it was better to use a jar to catch as many as I could , put loads of holes in the lid and fill it up with water . I used to do that every day of my summer holidays . some call it genoside.I call it revenge

emeraldstar

The first time was when I was 4 or 5. I sat on it. Had no idea what had happened. Ran into Mammy crying and screaming about my ass being sore. She hadn't a clue what was going on.

Michellenman

Des wrote: »

I got stung on my ear when I was about ten.

I got stung IN my ear at that age. Ouchies.

Also, in my belly button and on my wrist too. Sooooore.

DancingQueen:)

Never been stung
However saying that i might have just jynxed myself ..

renraw

First day in a new job (training), stung on the chest...The little baxtard managed to get under my shirt and sting me. About 80 people witnessed me jump from the seat with a hours "fcukin hell", it was damn sore and had to have first aid for the damn thing. Im remembered for it to this day

TPD

My dad got stung about 10 times last week. Was cutting bushes with a sickle, must have disturbed a hive. Lucky he didnt slice his hand off with the sickle while trying to get them away though.

Forgot to say, I was stung by a bee on the finger while in a phonecall once. The person on the other end found it very amusing :mad:

engrish?

I stood on a hive when I was 3, was stung loads, like 100 times. One of my earliest memories was barely being able to see out of my eyes and the terrible pain of it.

johnny_knoxvile

i bought a mail order Russian bride...she didnt anything like her picture... I was stung.

Michellenman

engrish? wrote: »

I stood on a hive when I was 3, was stung loads, like 100 times. One of my earliest memories was barely being able to see out of my eyes and the terrible pain of it.

Ah, stinger.

son.of.jimi

Been stung a few times. . .

Earliest time I remember was when I was around 5 or 6 and was Being dragged around by the mother while she was shopping in Dublin. I found this to be a very boring way to spend some of my summer holidays and as I was yawning to relieve my boredom. While doing so, a Bee flew into my mouth and stung the inside of my cheek! Managed to keep a brave face til I found my mam at the counter and spat the bee out onto the counter and than started into the hysterics! Poor girl behind the counter was mortified!

A year or two ago (whenever we had the decent summer!) I was asleep with the windows open in my room and woke up screaming as two wasps had stung me awake! First one stung me above my left collar bone and then as i reacted to him (the initial wake up sting) the second one stung me in the neck!

And this year while out on the bike I was just enjoying the ride around the curragh in the sunshine I decided to take off the jacket and gloves just to cool me down. . . 5 mins later i noticed in my wing mirror that 2 wasps had landed on my neck and just as I had noticed them they both stung me in unison! I ended up slamming on the brakes in the middle of the curragh golf course, throwing off my lid and letting out an unbelievable roar!!! Frightened the elderly golfers who were nearby!!! My neck had a lump the size of a golfball on it (was easy to get the reference at the time! lol) within minutes and i had to squeeze out the gunk before I got back on the bike. . .

And I thought getting a wasp/bee stuck with you in the car was dangerous!!!

jellie

i was stung under my arm when i was younger, dunno wtf i was doing but he somehow got in there. all i remember is running into the kitchen of my friends house crying.

i now have a giant FEAR or wasps

Banter Joe

SeaFields wrote: »

Stung by a jellyfish a couple of weeks ago when swimming in Kerry. Hurt like a motherfcuker. Got it across the back and shoulder. It was one of those huge, pink fellas.

It was a bit of a stretch but pee'd on it and it went away

(Ha. It actually just went away by itself after 30mins or so)

You're supposed to pee on the sting, not the jellyfish, duh! :rolleyes:

BVB wrote: »

Normally Im the one you see running away from wasps and bees like a girl . You have probably seen me . but this littke guy didn't even hover around so I had no change . He landed , Stung me and disappeared .

Sounds like a professional job. Probably as payback for this...

BVB wrote: »

decided it was better to use a jar to catch as many as I could , put loads of holes in the lid and fill it up with water . I used to do that every day of my summer holidays

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

My dad got stung about 10 times last week. Was cutting bushes with a sickle, must have disturbed a hive. Lucky he didnt slice his hand off with the sickle while trying to get them away though.

Forgot to say, I was stung by a bee on the finger while in a phonecall once. The person on the other end found it very amusing :mad:

He must have been trying to give you a buzz. I hate call waiting as well.

4zn76tysfajdxp

A wasp stung me on the nipple once when I was about ten. That was...uncomfortable...

highgiant1985

BVB wrote: »

I got stung by a Wasp today .

Minding my own business when a wasp came from nowhere and landed on my finger and stung me .It hurts alot and that was 4hrs ago .
Beware as I think they are probably dying now due to the weather and they are more Kamikaze then normal . They just land on you , smile and then sting you for no reason:mad:

Have you been stung and suffered any reaction ?

I just got stung by a lighting bolt of your beauty

Man I've been waiting so long to use that...kinda sad really . Wait is OP chick or dude :eek: I prob should have checked that first.


Real answer yeah I got stung by a bee when I was 10. I was walking the school dog at the time.

Tomebagel

I got stung this morning by a wasp at fupping 8 o clock and im still in pain,

There i was fast asleep minding my own business and the little fupper wasp stung me right on my back,i didnt know what it was,i woke up punching everything around me thinking i was getting attacked:mad:

I got the cnut tho,half of him is stuck to my window the other half was stuck in me,took ages to get it out too.:mad::mad:

Lux23

One flew out of big flower thing on Parnell street and landed on my hand, I didn't know what it was so i put my hand on it to pull it out and the b****ard stung me. I think that was the only time it ever happened to me, not as sore as I thought it would be.

Blazer

highgiant1985 wrote: »

I just got stung by a lighting bolt of your beauty

Man I've been waiting so long to use that...kinda sad really . Wait is OP chick or dude :eek: I prob should have checked that first.

Too late now gaygiant

sam34

when i was about 8 i got stung on the arm by a wasp. it was at my uncles funeral, and i started bawling crying, but i oculdnt admit to anyone that i was crying because of the sting and not because of my uncle.

bastard (the wasp, not my uncle...)

WIZE

highgiant1985 wrote: »

I just got stung by a lighting bolt of your beauty

Man I've been waiting so long to use that...kinda sad really . Wait is OP chick or dude :eek: I prob should have checked that first.


Real answer yeah I got stung by a bee when I was 10. I was walking the school dog at the time.

We had a school dog . She was one ugly Bitch

jiltloop

I've been stung at total of 13 times, even once while sitting on the jacks, little bugger decided to die right on the ground at the toilet <possibly from the fumes> and I stood on him with my bare feet. The sting is even worse when they're dead.

Splendour

Apparantly Bee venom gives great releif to sufferers of arthritis. Wouldn't recommend disturbing the nearest bee hive you see thoughI:D It's administered through injection.


My son got stung on the hand when he was about 4 and his hand practically doubled in size-turns out he has an allergy to bee stings...

MultiUmm

When I was 5 I got stung in the neck by this huge bumble bee. Thus began my phobia of every insect that made a loud buzzing noise.

Duckjob

Many moons ago, as a shorts-wearing lad a wasp landed on my upper leg, crawled northward and stung me on the scrotum.

..and thats all I have to say about that </forrestgump>

A Neurotic

Never been stung. I laugh at those mortals who literally run and scream when they see a wasp. I'm also fairly sure I'll never get my comeuppance for this attitude.

WIZE

A Neurotic wrote: »

Never been stung. I laugh at those mortals who literally run and scream when they see a wasp. I'm also fairly sure I'll never get my comeuppance for this attitude.

I am one of the mortals who runs and screams ( im a bloke )
today I didn't and have to suffer the consequences!!!

My advise is to run and scream and If a wasp comes towards you . Hide behind the person beside you .

almostnever

I was stung when I was 10 or something. Cried and threw a tantrum for about half an hour and wouldn't let anyone enar me to pull the sting out. Eventually my finger started to swell like crazy,so one of my neighbours came out,got my friends to pin me down,dabbed some vinegar on it and pulled.
The swelling took a good few days to go down completely,though.

Keano

I was stung for the first time ever about 2 weeks ago by a bee. Flew in the car window and before I knew it he had stung me. Baxtard died then before I got to reap my revenge.