strangest/worst thing that never happened to you

bonkers

About four years ago I wasnt on holidays in the south of france when I didnt walk down to the local bakery with my cousins mother who wasnt there.

Suddenly a horse from the local farm didnt break out and trample all over my cousins mother up and down her head.

The horse then didnt bolt and I didnt end up in the local courthouse charged with the murder of my cousins mother based on one fact that my feet werent exactly the same size and shape of a horse.

spoofilyj

Am what? No seriously?:eek:

My head hurts from reading that!

Is there something you need to get off your chest?

KTRIC

I didn't get abducted by Aliens whilst I wasn't driving down the M50 after not winning the lotto.

That was a bloody strange weekend, or was it !! :rolleyes:

Saibh

I didn't reply to this thread....

tman

I wish I had never read this thread...

fintonie

I fell and cut my knee, didnt I

Matt Holck

blood in the on saddle
blood on the ground
great big puddles of
blood all around

hey hey hey, there lay the cowboy
bloody and red
cause the god dang horse done
stomped on his head

fintonie

Matt Holck wrote: »

blood in the on saddle
blood on the ground
great big puddles of
blood all around

hey hey hey, there lay the cowboy
bloody and red
cause the god dang horse done
stomped on his head

so why mention the dog:eek:

holly1

Hope this thread is a big bad dream.......not.