Why doesn't someone invent....

Doodoo

.....a quilt that has a cover which is easier to change! Hate this job

Biggins

What methods are you using?
Using pegs to hold the corners as you try and get it in?
Are you using the inside out method?
The chuck all in and rummage around method?

Feck, I need to get out of this dress and get back into trousers!

MagicMarker

Doodoo wrote: »

.....a quilt that has a cover which is easier to change! Hate this job

Why would a quilt need a cover? Unless you mean a duvet?

Fizman

.....a machine that will invent revolutionary products on a daily basis.

Long Onion

Seems to me the OP is using the most advanced of all methods - The "change the duvet cover whilst posing on boards" approach.

Always difficult

Turd Ferguson

Inside out method is the best. Just grab 2 corners and roll it on voila

spoofilyj

Ah come on its not that hard.....
Just push both corners into the bottom opening of the sheet and grab the corresponding cornets of the duvet and snap the duvet a few times Simples!!
Just think of the fresh sheeted goodness later when your going to bed...
Or just get someone to give you a hand.

Doodoo

Biggins wrote: »

What methods are you using?
Using pegs to hold the corners as you try and get it in?
Are you using the inside out method?
The chuck all in and rummage around method?

Feck, I need to get out of this dress and get back into trousers!

I've tried the chuck it in and hope for the best and although i find this the quickest it seems to be a lucky dip at night whether your under 5 layers of duvet/quilt or just the sheet

FlutterinBantam

http://www.videojug.com/search?keywords=change+duvet%20cover



Away you go horse

Doop

tuck quilt under arm, open up the cover climb in, You may need to bring supplies (food, water, mobile), dont make any plans for the rest of the day.

CreepingDeath

Doodoo wrote: »

.....a quilt that has a cover which is easier to change! Hate this job

Because that's a womans job.

Biggins

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Because that's a womans job.

:eek:

...I'm running for the shelter...

INCOMING!!!!....

dr.bollocko

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Because that's a womans job.

Not any more.
We tuk der jabs.

The Davestator

I favour the 'don't change it till it walks off by itself' approach...

the_dark_side

ok... the quilt has been hammered to death.... any other ideas?

Biggins

the_dark_side wrote: »

ok... the quilt has been hammered to death.... any other ideas?

Find the other half and now wrinkle it up in ways best known to adults!

Interceptor

My dog can't manage to fit a doovay cover either and we make him sleep in a nest of shredded paper. Maybe you should try that?

'cptr

cherryghost

OP is obviously a man, men cant do covers at all.

dr.bollocko

cherryghost wrote: »

OP is obviously a man, men cant do covers at all.

Jeff buckley did a good cohen cover a few years back.

Overheal

Dont even use those kinda quilts.

Thats what the middle sheet/blanket is for.

AlmightyCushion

What we really need is a tv with built in fly spray. I fúcking hate it when flies keep walking around on my tv screen.

Bonavox

Because someone would complain like you've just done

Anna Molly

The Davestator wrote: »

I favour the 'don't change it till it walks off by itself' approach...

Delightful:o

Pygmalion

I favour the "don't have a duvet cover" approach. It's just as comfortable without one.
I also don't use pillow cases and don't have a sheet on my mattress

Flying Abruptly

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

What we really need is a tv with built in fly spray. I fúcking hate it when flies keep walking around on my tv screen.

Or just zaps them when they land on it like those fluorescent purple things...

FlutterinBantam

Pygmalion wrote: »

I favour the "don't have a duvet cover" approach. It's just as comfortable without one.
I also don't use pillow cases and don't have a sheet on my mattress

:eek::eek:

What about the gyp stains??

IvySlayer

We need a toaster which butters your bread.

even double duvet covers are easy with the inside out method

karlog

A reasonably priced laptop with good battery life.

I guess we can only dream:(

Grease Monkey

An instant cooler for beer,pop your bottle or can in,2 secs later its ice cold

mickdw

Get a dressmaker to fit velcro around 3 sides of the cover. Then open up, lay quilt on top and velcro up.

Irish Trinity

Under-Water Hair Dryer.

dsmythy

Anyone who comes up with a good idea here, i'm robbing it!

mobby

Self Cutting Grass

El Weirdo

spoofilyj wrote: »

Or just get someone to give you a hand.

Fnarr fnarr!:pac:

Mr Benevolent

karlog wrote: »

A reasonably priced laptop with good battery life.

I guess we can only dream:(

Define 'good'. If you're using it for watching DVDs and listening to music (while on Boards) it's never going to last that long.

Thankfully the simple OS revolution is just around the corner. 24hr batteries anyone?

number10a

My first idea has surely been invented already and is most likely fitted in them types of cars in which indicators are optional and which are allowed to use bus lanes (and I don't mean taxis) :rolleyes:. First idea is the heated steering wheel. What I wouldn't give for a heated steering wheel some mornings!!

Second idea made someone nearly wet themselves before. My ingenious invention would be the mobile fire. Easy to make, just fill your wheelbarrow with fuel of choice (petrol is a no no) and set alight. Heat with you everywhere. It's just like what the homeless guys have in America with their barrels and what-not but this goes with you everywhere!! Perfect for the on-foot commuter on those cold winter mornings. Metal umbrella comes as standard for those wetter (yet still cold) mornings to prevent your mobile fire from going out.

galwayrush

Maybe it's been mentioned already, I let the wife do it, always 100% result.:cool:

TeaServer

Grease Monkey wrote: »

An instant cooler for beer,pop your bottle or can in,2 secs later its ice cold

Not quite 2 seconds, but getting there....
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

/T

Schism

Confab wrote: »

Define 'good'. If you're using it for watching DVDs and listening to music (while on Boards) it's never going to last that long.

Thankfully the simple OS revolution is just around the corner. 24hr batteries anyone?

Any links for info about this?

netwhizkid

Grease Monkey wrote: »

An instant cooler for beer,pop your bottle or can in,2 secs later its ice cold

Well not two seconds but VideoJug to the rescue again!

http://www.videojug.com/webvideo/how-to-chill-a-beer-in-five-minutes

gandhi123

mobby wrote: »

Self Cutting Grass

I believe thats called EmoTurf