The Accidental text message thread.

banshee_bones

Housemate was seeing a guard there a while back so robbed the phone one night when we were all out and said "fancy knocking the penalty points outta me" (she had recently acquired some!) and he text back saying "id love to" que- much confusion from our friend until she checked her sent messages!

Poor Uncle Tom

ibarelycare wrote: »

Did you post this somewhere before? Sounds very familiar! Great story though

Yeah, I read it before as well, also included something about a mercy f**k..

tman

Sleipnir wrote: »

A mate of mine (Rob) was showing off the texts he was getting from some bird while we were out boozing one night.
One of the texts from her was something like "do you want to come over to my place for some tea and crumpet"
Anyway, I got hold of his phone and typed up the reply
"Go stuff yourself"
and showed it to another mate who simply nodded in approval. Then I hit send.

Took Rob a while to discover why she wasn't replying to his texts anymore and even longer to convince her about what really happened.

As wylo already asked, why the hell would you do that???
You broke the unwritten man code! (I asume that by "crumpet" she meant "vagina"...)

I'd be having serious thoughts about whether I wanted to be friends with someone if they ever pulled that kind of **** on me

sam34

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Yeah, I read it before as well, also included something about a mercy f**k..

sam34 wrote: »

yeah, there was a thread a few months ago about someones doorbell going at 2am, so i posted this there too.

yep, that was still me.

i considered a pity shag for donal, but decided against it.

lightning_saa

I love hair petting wensdays

SEND TO MANY 666

gandhi123

I've sent a few wrong person messages in my time.. the worst being the time i was out on the beer with a big crowd from work. lashing pints and doubles into myself all night, By the time i'm leaving the club i'm gee-eyed, anyways tried to send a sobby text to my gf something like " Hey babes, missed you tonight, love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx" rather then send it her i sent it half my phone book.. including my sister and half the people from work... That next day in work was pretty embarrassin:o:o

Got a few laughs from this thread... reminded me of this epic cock-up :pac::pac::pac:

giggsy664

tman wrote: »

As wylo already asked, why the hell would you do that???
You broke the unwritten man code! (I asume that by "crumpet" she meant "vagina"...)

I'd be having serious thoughts about whether I wanted to be friends with someone if they ever pulled that kind of **** on me

Oh yeah. Nothing like a nice cup of tea and a vagina in the morning

mk6705

A friend of mine once meant to send me a message saying "Ford Transit Vangina" but accidentally sent it to his mother. Luckily he got there and deleted it in time .

Banter Joe

Ourlad wrote: »

The lad i work with was telling me this story the other day. His friend met a girl from Englad a few weeks ago when he was over there and is planning on meeting her again so they've been texting each other.

He was flirting with this girl from Ireland and was texting her saying how she'd love his hard cock and sent this to the girl in England. She wasnt happy with this sort of message and asked him was he seeing someone.

So he text the lad i worked with explaining what happened and saying to him that he was going to say that the two of them got in a fight and the lad i worked with text the girl from England from his phone to get back at him. He sent this message to the girl in England as well.

The lad i work with had to send this girl a message on facebook saying he sent both messages and did it when he was drunk and cant even remember sending them.

Vicky?

Statso

Banter Joe wrote: »

Vicky?

Haha glad someone else thought of that too. I couldn't follow a word of that rambling story.

a-k-47

dont keep dirty picture messages in your and leave you phone unlocked in your pocket on a night out. that is all.:D

Katarn1

I was dating a lad for a couple of weeks.

Ended up on a night out and got a rotten hickey on the side of my neck (no, im not 14, but it can happen lol).

Tried textin my friend sayin "how the feck do ya get rid of a hickey, im seein the lad later and after gettin one".

Obviously sent it to the lad I was seeing. Shame, he was cute.

oneweb

...continuing on a similar note...

Sent a message to the sister on the way home from a long day at college "Got the Cliff tix* for mam, that'll be a nice surprise. You owe me €xx!". Look back at my phone and it cheerfully displays 'Message Delivered: Mam". She never said a word 'til we gave her the tickets, she thought it was very nice of us.

Another time was when my brother asked for the aunty's number. I went to use the 'Send number' on the phone but thought something wasn't right. Anyway I just added some text "you should prob call her 'cos she never replies to texts!" Hit send and saw "Sending message to [Aunty]". Bollox. Sure enough she replied within the minute, lol!!!

*they went on MY credit card, ugh bad credit rating for life now!

Irishcrx

sam34 wrote: »

yep, that was still me.

i considered a pity shag for donal, but decided against it.

I think Donal was considering a pity shag for you , at least he had the balls to go through with it after you asked.

Irishcrx

Katarn1 wrote: »

I was dating a lad for a couple of weeks.

Ended up on a night out and got a rotten hickey on the side of my neck (no, im not 14, but it can happen lol).

Tried textin my friend sayin "how the feck do ya get rid of a hickey, im seein the lad later and after gettin one".

Obviously sent it to the lad I was seeing. Shame, he was cute.

Theres a hickey remover on one of the settings on your whore make up gun, have a look.

Red_Marauder

A friend is gay and isn't out of the closet but his own sister texted his older brother saying "Don't let on to Jack that you know about him and (other friend)" but sent it to Jack instead. The worst part is he reckons the only way anybody could have found out about them was they must have caught them having sex and the lads were too busy to notice:pac:

I was camping with some mates in the rain and borrowed a female mates mobile to send a text. Seeing an opportunity (and seeing as we had no tv) I sent "accidental" texts to her aunts and some relations saying "it just happened ive never done it before please dont tell anyone im gay". I deleted the sent messages and when it came to owning up about it I couldnt remember all the people Id sent texts to so she just sent a big mass text to most of her phonebook saying "I'm not gay!" which probably made things worse. God I was a bit of a prick in school.

squishywishy

Seems its happening in facebook these days too! lol

Wazdakka

A couple of years ago one of my best friends was pregnant.
I was texting her from a new phone and hadn't got my numbers transferred in yet.
It was her first baby and she's a really good mate so I was ripping the piss a bit.

"Hey there, I still cant get over how massive you've gotten. not long to go now then.. I hope you're ready. Two words... Vaginal Tearing :-D"

I got the text sent back to me 10 min later..
I'd gotten her number wrong by one digit :eek:

I've always wondered what the person who got that message thought...
I bet it brightened there day at least.