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  • 14-08-2009 10:49am
    #1
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭


    Upon seeing the heinz etc thread my fierce driving hatred for ketchup was rekindled.

    I really really re-hah-eeeely hate the fukkin stuff. It's fukkin disgusting. It looks horrible. It smells like tangy cow shite. It fukkin tastes horrible as well. Whenever I think of it I get a mental image of a fat bastard biting into a burger with fukkin red sauce squirting messily everywhere. Ugh. Disgusting. The food stuff of plebians.

    How do you feel about <shudder> red sauce?

    Do you like ketchup? 37 votes

    Yes, I love it.
    0% 0 votes
    No, I fukkin hate the stuff.
    51% 19 votes
    Meh
    29% 11 votes
    Ketchari Jagu-up
    18% 7 votes


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    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    So don't eat it?


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    #3
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Smart Bug wrote: »

    How do you feel about <shudder> red sauce?

    I feel you should build a bridge.......and jog on!

    Edit: For what it's worth. I like the stuff. I use it as lube.


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    A bottle of chilled ketchup is a necessity with every meal.


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    abouttobebanned
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    I'll eat it on a burger, at a push, but on nothing else.


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    104494431
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    I heart ketchup.


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    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    As long as it's Heinze and not Chef


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    #8
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    With chips/wedges and on a burger but not really with anything else.

    Saying that I like salad cream with chips!


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    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    A bottle of chilled ketchup is a necessity with every meal.
    What about breakfast? (A breakfast that's not of the cooked dead pig parts variety.)


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    tara666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭tara666


    i just love it mixed with mayo..yummmmmy:p


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    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,911 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Is this a rant?


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Ponster wrote: »
    Is this a rant?


    If it is they are in the wrong place.

    Someone just mentioned mayo and ketchup. On a double decker that is class!!


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    keefg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    emeraldstar wrote: »
    What about breakfast? (A breakfast that's not of the cooked dead pig parts variety.)


    :confused::confused: You mean there are other types of breakfast than a fry? :confused::confused:

    Jeez.....what will those hippies think of next.


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    #14
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    What the bally-fuck's my thread doing here? sake.


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    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    keefg wrote: »
    :confused::confused: You mean there are other types of breakfast than a fry? :confused::confused:

    Jeez.....what will those hippies think of next.
    It's a big conspiracy. Denny's & co. like to try to keep it on the down-low.

    You haven't heard of The Great Breakfast Battle of 2002, between the pig part producers and the muesli producers, with great loss of life and income on both sides? :eek:


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    KnifeWRENCH
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    Totally agree with the OP. Ketchup is utterly vile and I judge everyone who eats it. :mad::mad:

    If this wasn't in TCN, the OP would have my thanks. Unfortunately, he'll have to make do with this instead:

    giveThanks300.gif


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    The Frayed Ends
    Closed Accounts Posts: 486 ✭✭The Frayed Ends


    Good to finally know I'm not the only person in the world that hates the stuff :pac:


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    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Me likey ketchup.


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    Deki
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    I only like ketchup on fries and baked on top of meatloaf, and then only if it's
    "Brooks Tangy Catsup" (by the way why is it catsup and not ketchup?)


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    #20
    cyberwolf77
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    Deki wrote: »
    I only like ketchup on fries and baked on top of meatloaf, and then only if it's
    "Brooks Tangy Catsup" (by the way why is it catsup and not ketchup?)
    Catsup is the original spelling.


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    #21
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    where did ketchup come in (raining here-Is it raining there?)


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    #22
    cyberwolf77
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    Wish it would rain.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup


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    #23
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It's stopped raining now, was storming earlier. moving to the northeast shold get there sometime soon


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    #24
    cyberwolf77
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    Boo-yah! Oops, wrong thread.


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    #25
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    back to ketchup... how do you feel about the green kind? Somehow it just didn't work for me


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    #26
    cyberwolf77
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    Deki wrote: »
    back to ketchup... how do you feel about the green kind? Somehow it just didn't work for me
    Green ketchup is evil.


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    #27
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :eek: I knew it!


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    cyberwolf77
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    The only good green condiment is relish.


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    #29
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sweet or dill?


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    #30
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Both actually, I mixes them.


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    #31
    Sarky
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    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    The only good green condiment is relish.

    You forget wasabi, and for that you shall rot in Hell.


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