Anyone any ideas??

Robin132

Ok so i've noticed lately that if i put tissues or something onto my dressing table that sometimes random purple marks will appear on them (dots and just purpleness in general) then yesterday i discovered on a second bed in my room (right beside the dressing table and this bed is usually under my other bed if that makes sense so its only been out for the last few nights) there were purple "trails" on it... kinda like tyre marks but obviously not from tyres, they were small enough.... anyone any ideas what this could be??? Theres no leaks or anything from my ceiling.... i didn't pay much attention until there were marks in the bed.

If its in the wrong section i'm sorry... didn't know where to put it......

That_Guy

Gotta be the swine flu.

TheZohanS

This guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPWzCudordQ

My name is URL

Post a pic of the tissue

weirdest thing I've ever said

That_Guy

My name is URL wrote: »

Post a pic of the tissue

weirdest thing I've ever said

We'll have to get Horatio to look at it.

Staph

Ink from a fountain pen....
Purple eyeshadow powder...

That_Guy

Staph wrote: »

Ink from a fountain pen....
Purple eyeshadow powder...

Or...... maybe

http://www.rovang.org/timeline/bigpics/ivan_ooze.jpg

My name is URL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodotorula

http://www.doctorfungus.org/thefungi/Rhodotorula.htm

dr.bollocko

I'd stay off the acid for a few days and see if it's still happening.

Schism

Some sort of insects trail?

AnonoBoy

You've got crabs.

That_Guy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You've got crabs.

Purple crabs? Are you fo serious?

AnonoBoy

That_Guy wrote: »

Purple crabs? Are you fo serious?

I sure am fo serious.

Exotic STDs are the new black apparently. Everyone is getting them.

That_Guy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I sure am fo serious.

Exotic STDs are the new black apparently. Everyone is getting them.

Hawttttt.

Robin132

its not coming from any pens/make-up or anything like that... there is nothing around to explain what it is.....

Schism

Robin132 wrote: »

its not coming from any pens/make-up or anything like that... there is nothing around to explain what it is.....

When stuck in a conundrum like this the answer is always invariably : A wizard did it.

Smart Bug

I was going to look-up 'purple monster' and post an image but then it occurred to me what images such a search may result in...

AnonoBoy

Smart Bug wrote: »

I was going to look-up 'purple monster' and post an image but then it occurred to me what images such a search may result in...

You could lose your job if you got caught looking at stuff like this alright:

Huge Purple Headed Monster (NSFW)

LouOB

Clean you gaff perhaps??

wudangclan

it sounds like the purple snail,hence the purple goo-trails.
since been accidentally introduced to the country about a year ago they've been slowly taking over,doing away with all our native snails.
there was a segment about them on a program on rte over the weekend.
like a regular snail,only purple.

Nuggles

There's something purple somewhere, look for it.

Clean your room, slob.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Purple slugs :eek:

johnny_knoxvile

Schism wrote: »

When stuck in a conundrum like this the answer is always invariably : A wizard did it.

i heard Pat Kenny leaves a purple residue behind...

My name is URL

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

i heard Pat Kenny leaves a purple residue behind...

Nah, Ronseal doesn't come in purple

3hn2givr7mx1sc

A ribena carton?

Robin132

i can honestly say there is nothing purple in my room that has been spilled or spread around in any way......

Poor Uncle Tom

Robin132 wrote: »

i can honestly say there is nothing purple in my room that has been spilled or spread around in any way......

In the middle of the night, when all is quiet,
Nothing to be seen, not even a light,
When Robin is snoring, and tucked up tight,
Ribena Man comes, with all his might,
Then in the second bed, he nods off, night night.

renraw

is your light bulb ultraviolet by any chance?

Oh The Humanity

wudangclan

i just made that up but weirdly there is actually a purple snail

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs12/300W/i/2006/262/4/3/Purple_snail_by_Jorapache.jpg

could be the culprit

That_Guy

Have you had any sexual partners recently who may have an STI who are shooting out purple semen?

Prof.Badass

I noticed tissue paper goes purple when you put some iodine-based anti-sceptic on it (for a cut or something). Maybe there's iodine on your floor?

Kalashnikov_Kid

Lay off the shrooms dude

cherryghost

couldnt it be some sort of mould??

Alicat

A perfume?...

Ann22

Have you tried smelling it? It's something that's squirting in the vicinity of your dressing table, some kind of perfume could well be the cause.

InkSlinger67

Staph wrote: »

Ink from a fountain pen....

Aha!!! My special brand of chaos will soon take over the world!!!

Soon there will be unexplained ink stains all over and people won't know what to do. While they are busy figuring it out or at the hospital from scratching their heads too much, I will take over slowly but surely!

Harney shall be first to go - death by threadmill!

demakinz

have you being having sexual relations with barney?

Robin132

Even if perfume could explain the tissues... doesn't explain the marks on the sheet because i haven't sprayed perfume in that room since the bed was put up.....

furrysnookerbal

That sounds well serious. I'd move house if I were you. I aint kidding.

johnny_knoxvile

That_Guy wrote: »

Have you had any sexual partners recently who may have an STI who are shooting out purple semen?

have you ever mated with a slug that may of had a STI?...You may not be a suitable blood doaner.

cosmic

purple rain