Experiment

Long Onion

What are the essential ingredients for a great after hours thread. Post your thoughts and I'll review on Friday and see if i can come up with something that contains the top 10 elements.

It seems to me that it needs to be something that everyone can relate to on an everyday basis but still be capable of stirring some emotion;

there should be room for multiple double entendres;

... ?

enniscorthy

pics of blondes with big knockers :P

That_Guy

Sex and Father Ted!!!

AnonoBoy

charity workers.

Professey Chin

Sex
Porn
Sex
Sandwich
Sex
Monkey playing a tuba
Sex
Wondering if I spent less time on boards would I actually get sex instead of just thinking about it

Long Onion

Shaping up to be interesting already

Karl Hungus

Who can make the funniest or most inappropriate pun when a news item is posted.

Cookie_Monster

Tits
bum/fart joke
cutting remark
Pighead

Karl Hungus

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Pighead

There's been a serious lack of Pighead on AH lately.

TestTransmission

Brian Cowen/FF/Moaning about the price of drink/Begrudgery

Cookie_Monster

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's been a serious lack of Pighead on AH lately.

It will be his comeback thread then!

Smart Bug

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's been a serious lack of Pighead on AH lately.

Good. He's not that funny really.

MikeC101

I like threads that follow this kind of progression...

OP posts about some that annoyed them, usually fairly minor.

Posts follow, some mocking OP for getting annoyed over something minor, some explaining why the minor event may have happened.

OP returns, refuses to accept explanations, starts making wilder claims. At this point OP may start to accuse those who don't agree with them to be sheep, or blind.

More posts, more mocking.

OPs mask of sanity starts to slip, wild accusations start to flow. Bonus points for anything related to the New World Order, or claims of secret knowledge no one else knows.

Though I'm never sure if the OP is just trolling or genuinely believes what they post.

Still, I likes them threads like that, I does!

Cookie_Monster

Smart Bug wrote: »

Good. He's not that funny really.

No, thats just you.

AnonoBoy

MikeC101 wrote: »

I like threads that follow this kind of progression...

OP posts about some that annoyed them, usually fairly minor.

Posts follow, some mocking OP for getting annoyed over something minor, some explaining why the minor event may have happened.

OP returns, refuses to accept explanations, starts making wilder claims. At this point OP may start to accuse those who don't agree with them to be sheep, or blind.

More posts, more mocking.

OPs mask of sanity starts to slip, wild accusations start to flow. Bonus points for anything related to the New World Order, or claims of secret knowledge no one else knows.

Though I'm never sure if the OP is just trolling or genuinely believes what they post.

Still, I likes them threads like that, I does!

Oh and someone always posts as if they were the person that the OP was getting annoyed about. (this person is sometimes me)

Senna

Smart Bug wrote: »

Good. He's not that funny really.

I'm thanking this so he'll be forced to come back and rip the piss out of ya:cool:

Quazzie

Senna wrote: »

I'm thanking this so he'll be forced to come back and rip the piss out of ya:cool:

I think he defected to Thimped and was therefore banned from AH.

El Weirdo

Long Onion wrote: »

What are the essential ingredients for a great after hours thread. Post your thoughts and I'll review on Friday and see if i can come up with something that contains the top 10 elements.

It seems to me that it needs to be something that everyone can relate to on an everyday basis but still be capable of stirring some emotion;

there should be room for multiple double entendres;

... ?

It's been done.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054878335

My name is URL

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055519065

both inappropriate and sexy =p

serious lack of puns though

Poor Uncle Tom

1. Porn, sex, national news item,
2. Lewed comments, smart remarks, throwaway puns,
3. ?????????????
4. Profit.

I really can't help it Turd.!

phasers

Thread posted
people race to get the first response to get some thanks
some left over thanks whore stuff
boring
boring
some of the thanks whores may hang around and hijack the thread
Biggins makes a serious post
back to the jokes
mod locks thread

/fin

InkSlinger67

I reckon something that comes out of nowhere would be the perfect thread for me - there is an awful lot of repetitive threads / jokes on AH and when you see something odd / funny / oddly funny it's crackin stuff!

For e.g. who the hell posts a thread about sleeping with cousins???? :pac:

Granted all the above is true, AH is really the only place I've visited on boards where you get those rare moments of comic brilliance and are also put in touch with other such topics accross the web e.g. 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt / Tuscan Whole Milk 1 Gallon, 128 fl. oz.

Schism

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

For e.g. who the hell posts a thread about sleeping with cousins???? :pac:

That'd be where Snyper comes in. God bless that man.

El Weirdo

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

...when you see something odd / funny / oddly funny it's crackin stuff!

Exactly.
BTW, anyone find out how that guy's iPod is today?

crazy angel

a mention of the fás girl ...............im not homosexual but shes a yummy lady

dr.bollocko

phasers wrote: »

Thread posted
people race to get the first response to get some thanks
some left over thanks whore stuff
boring
boring
some of the thanks whores may hang around and hijack the thread
Biggins makes a serious post
back to the jokes
mod locks thread

/fin

I'd be wasting my life if I wasn't such a last word freak.

Spear

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's been a serious lack of Pighead on AH lately.

For a reason it seems, though fixed now

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=61556927

Abi

Don't forget the swans.

Latchy

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's been a serious lack of Pighead on AH lately.

These er.. things go round in cycles ..