Sayings you use

Bonavox

Is there any saying you use waaay to much? My top three:

1. Farts are like children, you can just about stand your own
2. Jaysus
3. Opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one

Your top three?

procure11

1.Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
2.Why
3.Crazy world

SoWatchaWant

Ah now/here now.

Rocky Balboa 2

for me its more like savings you ABUSE

I cant save money at all

Amalgam

Fair enough.

Local-womanizer

1.Stick it up your arse!
2.Ah now.
3.Where do you want me to stick it?

junkyard

Your the weakest link........goodbye!
Your fired!!!
What do you think i'm running here..........the Samaritans?

My favorites anyway, keep the feckers on their toes I say!!

DubTony

1. Anyone with half a brain would know that.
2. Ask me arse.
3. Bollix.

AlmightyCushion

That's about as useless as a midget in a getting things off a really high shelf competition.

Novella

1. Sh!t sticks.
2. "Having said that..." - Never noticed it til someone pointed out I do it all the time on boards, like ALL the fcuking time.

Having said that,
my personal favourite is "I'm sorry!". 'Cause I am constantly fcuking up!

Novella

Rocky Balboa 2 wrote: »

for me its more like savings you ABUSE

I cant save money at all

I had to read that about five times before I got it! Then I laughed. A lot!

jossnjuice

holy lanterin jaysus

ask me bollix

sweet swinging jaysus

settle down

planetofthehairytomsellcekmichealjacksonsnoseapes

sexmag

Bitchin
Fiddlesticks
Vaganza(extravaganza)

junkyard

That's about as useful as a one-legged man in an @rse kicking competition.
Patriotic duty my @rse!!

grenache

Stay wi' her Johnny!

admiralofthefleet

shove it up your brenda

stick it up the eye of your prick

ah here now

midger

Thats as much good as a handbrake in a canoe!...

El Siglo

1. Fair Play
2.You're some: Geebag/Goon/Clipe
3. Adding "how are ya" at the end of every sentence e.g. "€10 how are ya!"
4. How's it going all in any ways?
5. About as good looking as a bulldog that's after licking piss of a nettle

AnonoBoy

Ask the back of me flaps.

Can't think of a situation where that phrase isn't appropriate/relevant really.

Hagar

Not again, how did that happen?

DamoDLK

1. Awh here... :rolleyes:
2. Give er toe..!
3. Give er socks..!:D
4. Useful as tits on a bull.. :pac:
5. hup ya boya!
6. Feck it... Feck it anyway!:mad:

Claasman

Tipping away like a small dumper...
grand
well?

prinz

"That was A1, thanks....(insert name here)*...."

*at least one of us is after getting shafted

Otis Driftwood

Responding to someone that asks a stupid question : suck tha hairs a me hole will ya

Responding to something good : niccccce

General all purpose response : aw now

Scrambled egg

Ahhhh boys and girls, its not looking good.

Smcgie

Ya have yer sh!te..

Turd Ferguson

Like a rapist in the night

copperfacegaz

im as happy as a squirrel in a KP factory !!!

does a bear s**t in the woods and wipe his arse with a rabbit??

down with that sort of thing !!!

metamorphosis

1. **** off and die...
2. Jump off a cliff and die...
3. Shut up or il take a dump on your chest.

As you can see I'm a well mannered, happy young chap.

Podge2k7

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

metamorphosis

Also to someone who is been a little bitch and wants to give up on something:

'Would you give up to AC/DC? No? Then shut the **** up and get on with it'.