Sayings you use

Bonavox

Is there any saying you use waaay to much? My top three:

1. Farts are like children, you can just about stand your own
2. Jaysus
3. Opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one

Your top three?

procure11

1.Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
2.Why
3.Crazy world

SoWatchaWant

Ah now/here now.

Rocky Balboa 2

for me its more like savings you ABUSE

I cant save money at all

Amalgam

Fair enough.

Local-womanizer

1.Stick it up your arse!
2.Ah now.
3.Where do you want me to stick it?

junkyard

Your the weakest link........goodbye!
Your fired!!!
What do you think i'm running here..........the Samaritans?

My favorites anyway, keep the feckers on their toes I say!!

DubTony

1. Anyone with half a brain would know that.
2. Ask me arse.
3. Bollix.

AlmightyCushion

That's about as useless as a midget in a getting things off a really high shelf competition.

Novella

1. Sh!t sticks.
2. "Having said that..." - Never noticed it til someone pointed out I do it all the time on boards, like ALL the fcuking time.

Having said that,
my personal favourite is "I'm sorry!". 'Cause I am constantly fcuking up!

Novella

Rocky Balboa 2 wrote: »

for me its more like savings you ABUSE

I cant save money at all

I had to read that about five times before I got it! Then I laughed. A lot!

jossnjuice

holy lanterin jaysus

ask me bollix

sweet swinging jaysus

settle down

planetofthehairytomsellcekmichealjacksonsnoseapes

sexmag

Bitchin
Fiddlesticks
Vaganza(extravaganza)

junkyard

That's about as useful as a one-legged man in an @rse kicking competition.
Patriotic duty my @rse!!

grenache

Stay wi' her Johnny!

admiralofthefleet

shove it up your brenda

stick it up the eye of your prick

ah here now

midger

Thats as much good as a handbrake in a canoe!...

El Siglo

1. Fair Play
2.You're some: Geebag/Goon/Clipe
3. Adding "how are ya" at the end of every sentence e.g. "€10 how are ya!"
4. How's it going all in any ways?
5. About as good looking as a bulldog that's after licking piss of a nettle

AnonoBoy

Ask the back of me flaps.

Can't think of a situation where that phrase isn't appropriate/relevant really.

Hagar

Not again, how did that happen?

DamoDLK

1. Awh here... :rolleyes:
2. Give er toe..!
3. Give er socks..!:D
4. Useful as tits on a bull.. :pac:
5. hup ya boya!
6. Feck it... Feck it anyway!:mad:

Claasman

Tipping away like a small dumper...
grand
well?

prinz

"That was A1, thanks....(insert name here)*...."

*at least one of us is after getting shafted

Otis Driftwood

Responding to someone that asks a stupid question : suck tha hairs a me hole will ya

Responding to something good : niccccce

General all purpose response : aw now

Scrambled egg

Ahhhh boys and girls, its not looking good.

Smcgie

Ya have yer sh!te..

Turd Ferguson

Like a rapist in the night

copperfacegaz

im as happy as a squirrel in a KP factory !!!

does a bear s**t in the woods and wipe his arse with a rabbit??

down with that sort of thing !!!

metamorphosis

1. **** off and die...
2. Jump off a cliff and die...
3. Shut up or il take a dump on your chest.

As you can see I'm a well mannered, happy young chap.

Podge2k7

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

metamorphosis

Also to someone who is been a little bitch and wants to give up on something:

'Would you give up to AC/DC? No? Then shut the **** up and get on with it'.

KTRIC

I didn't touch those children

Fratton Fred

Don't try and boil the ocean. - One of our directors said that in a meeting and we've been taking the piss out of it ever since.

Arsebiscuits, Cock and any other saying used by my hero, James May.

r3nu4l

Grand thanks, you? (Whether I'm grand or not!)
May the children of Lír sh1t on your head as they fly over!
Ask yourself what would Fr. Dougal do in this situation?

kavoweb

what d'ya mean ya couldn't see it? sure a blind man with ****e in his eyes could fu**ing see that!!!!

Biggins

1. Aaa fcuk!
2. To be honest...
3. Gobschite
4. Fcuking Harney! (of course there had to be a political one!)
5. Bollox!
6. Jeasus...
7. Move and your dead!
8. Frak!

vangoz

Wet Wednesday
Month of Sundays
Smell like a hot donkey
Whatever floats your boat or boats your float or both
No you are

LostGirly

Ah will you stop
Fair (fair bad, fair good, fair will etc..)
Cr*p a sh*t, f*ck
I see said the blind man
Jaaaaaaaaaysus says Joe
B*llocks says Tom Kearney!!
Well hello!
Only ____ more sleeps (when I'm looking forward to something!)

pikachucheeks

1. To be honest
2. I have to say
3. Yes, they're real.

orourkeda

1. I hate you
2. Get away from me
3. Don't ever talk to me again

3qsmavrod5twfe

1. Keep her lit.
2. Good enough for a country job
3. A neck like a jockey's bollix

seamus

"C'mon ta fnck, you'd get a bus through there"

stovelid

You think you're the cheese but you're not even the wrapper.

Pighead

Pighead tends to use the utterance "Aww" quite a lot. It's not the cutesy version of the word though. It's the bumbling posh Englishman version.

The version Hugh Grant may have used when he was caught by an LA copper getting his todger tended to by a street lady, or that posh bloke George from Glenroe could have used when one of Mileys bulls was charging towards him. Harold Bishop was a fan of the "Aww" as well.

Ideal to use it when you are wrong about something as it saves you having to apologise and it also makes you sound kind of posh and intelligent.

lendrew1

If there was work in the bed you'd sleep on the ground!

Pyridine

You have a knob the size of a bookies biro!

and

You're about as much use as a marzipan dildo!

Ah bring back the "Thick of it" and not that **** movie they made!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I end a lot of sentences with the word "like." Often when I'm arguing with somebody which makes me sound like some sort of bumpkin.

Happynappy

she'd ate an apple through a letterbox
she'd ate a carrott through a tennis racket

Schism

Curse a jaysus on ya

Boot to the headlamp (pedal to the metal)

Sure, this is it... (when you don't know what to say to someone)

Curse of the seven snotty orphans

I tell ya what you can do now... [insert literally anything in here]

God loves a trier, so make a ****ing effort.

I'd [insert verb here] the ****e outta that [insert noun here]



That's all I can think of now.

Snowie

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead tends to use the utterance "Aww" quite a lot. It's not the cutesy version of the word though. It's the bumbling posh Englishman version.

The version Hugh Grant may have used when he was caught by an LA copper getting his todger tended to by a street lady, or that posh bloke George from Glenroe could have used when one of Mileys bulls was charging towards him. Harold Bishop was a fan of the "Aww" as well.

Ideal to use it when you are wrong about something as it saves you having to apologise and it also makes you sound kind of posh and intelligent.

I thought pig head defected ?

I dunno never really though about it. But I do use ffs a lot

Clinical Waste

1. Gidday poof
2. Cockmuncher
3. abso****inglutely