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We actually are the worlds biggest Banana Republic!

  • 04-08-2009 7:37pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭


    Nearly coughed up my cornflakes this morning when I read this on wiki

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_country_is_the_largest_exporter_of_bananas_in_america
    Believe it or not Ireland is the bigest exporter of bananas in the world. Although bananas do not grow in Ireland, Fyffes (an Irish owned company) imports bananas from Columbia, Honduras, Belize and Costa Rica and then exports them throughout Europe making Ireland, as a country, the biggest exporter of bananas in the world!

    :rolleyes:

    http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s214/propertypin/banana_republic.jpg

    Cue Banana Republic jokes that we can now no longer deny....


    After all that has happened in the last 12 months could we possibly look any more thick as a Nation?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Fcuk off bananas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Why did you have to go and say that last thing? =(

    Who cares if we look thick as a nation.

    ffs our high horses have may been crippled but we're still here damn it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    I like bananas. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    We can't even do Banana Republic right, we have to import them:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    ah jez ted that cant be right?

    Are you bananas at the moment??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Sales of Banana republic by Boomtown Rats will go through the roof after this report Thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    These are the biggest exporters
    # 1 Ecuador: $954.00 million
    # 2 Costa Rica: $564.00 million
    # 3 Colombia: $560.00 million
    # 4 Philippines: $241.00 million
    # 5 Panama: $184.00 million
    # 6 Italy: $165.00 million
    # 7 United States: $161.00 million
    # 8 France: $151.00 million
    # 9 Guatemala: $147.00 million

    Poncho Murphy 3 doors down may be the biggest Heroin dealer in the town.. it doesnt make him an exporter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Since when does importing bananas make us thick? :confused::confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Fyffes have been the worlds largest banana buyer/distributor/wholesaler for years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    I like bananas. :)

    me 2 me 2


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,144 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    snyper wrote: »
    These are the biggest exporters



    Poncho Murphy 3 doors down may be the biggest Heroin dealer in the town.. it doesnt make him an exporter

    They're not classified as "bananas" until they're ripe, they're exported from South America very much un-ripe (but still clearly sodding bananas!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bananas make me hyper. True story.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    Since when does importing bananas make us thick? :confused::confused::confused:


    Corruption in politics leads certain third world countries (that mostly grow bananas) to be described in a derogatory sense as a "Banana Republic". Given our level of corruption and the increasing perception around the world that Ireland gives Zimbabwe a run for it's money in the corruption league - the fact we actually take in and export bananas aswell has a certain comic and embarrasing undertone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Kiera wrote: »
    Bananas make me hyper.

    When eaten?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Watch out for the nasty spiders hiding in the bunch ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Kiera wrote: »
    Bananas make me hyper. True story.

    They make me fart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Since when does importing bananas make us thick? :confused::confused::confused:

    Cos we're too stupid to make our own sun to help grow bananas.

    At least I think that's what he's getting at. I'm a bit thick afterall.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    snyper wrote: »
    They make me fart.
    EW!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I had to study the banana industry for Leaving Cert Geography and I actually remember reading about Fyffes being the biggest exporter.
    darkman2 wrote: »
    Corruption in politics leads certain third world countries (that mostly grow bananas) to be described in a derogatory sense as a "Banana Republic". Given our level of corruption and the increasing perception around the world that Ireland gives Zimbabwe a run for it's money in the corruption league - the fact we actually take in and export bananas aswell has a certain comic and embarrasing undertone.

    You're comparing Ireland to Zimbabwe and you're embarassed because an Irish owned company exports bananas?

    What a load of rubbish, seriously! :rolleyes:

    I know Cowen's not popular but he's hardly Robert fuccing Mugabe!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    I like bananas. :)

    i hate bananas snakey ba$tards,always working there way into the shopping trolly.

    aslo such a random question to ask wiki i like it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry






    Geldof knew, man. He knew.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Terry wrote: »


    is it wrong that i thought of that when i read the thread title?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    is it wrong that i thought of that when i read the thread title?

    Nah, just old. Me too.

    It's still an OK song too. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    I likes a Banana so i does:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    is it wrong that i thought of that when i read the thread title?
    If you're wrong, then some am I and a few others.

    It's called being older than the average AH user. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Am I the only one who noticed that the answerer answered a completely different question to the one asked?

    hint; Ireland is not in America.

    FAIL.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 Expresso Bongo


    Better to be a Banana Republic than an Orange one.

    (or other. Insert fruit here ..... oooh Matron!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Nearly coughed up my cornflakes this morning when I read this on wiki

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_country_is_the_largest_exporter_of_bananas_in_america



    :rolleyes:

    http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s214/propertypin/banana_republic.jpg

    Cue Banana Republic jokes that we can now no longer deny....


    After all that has happened in the last 12 months could we possibly look any more thick as a Nation?

    That's bananas.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    More like a banana hammock republic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭happyfriday


    demakinz wrote: »
    i hate bananas snakey ba$tards,always working there way into the shopping trolly.

    aslo such a random question to ask wiki i like it.

    Bananas are evil, hate them. Used to be made eat them when I was sick. The mother said they helped calm a sick stomach, all lies!!! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    I've got a great racist joke about about a Nigerian and a Banana, can't tell it, I don't want to bananaed :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It's banama republic now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    And to think Bob was critisised for this in 1981
    Banana Republic
    Septic Isle
    Screaming in the Suffering sea
    It sounds like crying (crying, crying)
    Everywhere I go, oh yeah
    Everywhere I see
    The black and blue uniforms
    Police and priests

    And I wonder do you wonder
    While you're sleeping with your whore
    That sharing beds with history
    Is like a-licking running sores
    Forty shades of green yeah
    Sixty shades of red
    Heroes going cheap these days
    Price; a bullet in the head

    Banana Republic
    Septic Isle
    Suffer in the Screaming sea
    It sounds like dying (dying, dying)
    Everywhere I go, oh yeah
    Everywhere I see
    The black and blue uniforms
    Police and priests

    Take your hand and lead you
    Up a garden path
    Let me stand aside here
    And watch you pass
    Striking up a soldier's song
    I know that tune
    It begs too many questions
    And answers too

    Banana Republic
    Septic Isle
    Suffer in the Screaming sea
    It sounds like dying (dying, dying)
    Everywhere I go, oh yeah
    Everywhere I see
    The black and blue uniforms
    Police and priests

    The purple and the pinstripe
    Mutely shake their heads
    A silense shrieking volumes
    A violence worse than they condemn
    Stab you in the back yeah
    Laughing in your face
    Glad to see the place again
    It's a pity nothing's changed

    Banana Republic
    Septic Isle
    Suffer in the Screaming sea
    It sounds like dying
    Everywhere I go
    Everywhere I see
    The black and blue uniforms
    Police and priests


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard



    I know Cowen's not popular but he's hardly Robert fuccing Mugabe!

    I want to see that death match.


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